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GRANNY'S IN THE CELLAR (2) Granny's in the cellar Lordy, can't you smell her Cooking greasy biscuits on the stove In her eye there is some matter That keeps dripping in the batter And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose Down her nose, down her nose She whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose In her eye there is some matter That keeps dripping in the batter And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose Granpa's in the basement And to his amazement There is something in the wine he made last fall And his eyes are getting redder As his tongue is getting wetter 'Cause it's ninety-seven percent alcohol Alcohol, alcohol It's ninety-seven percent alcohol His eyes are getting redder As his tongue is getting wetter 'Cause it's nInety-seven percent alcohol. Granny's in the laundry And she's in a quandary 'Cause she put some starch in with her underwear And it's gonna be disaster When it dries as hard as plaster But she's tough as nails and so she doesn't care Underwear, underwear She put some starch in with her underwear And It's gonna be disaster when it dries as hard as plaster But she's tough as nails so she don't care. Tune: "Y'All Come" From _A Prairie Home Companion Folksong Book_ by Marcia & Jon Pankake; (Viking, 1988) Instructions given in text: "Where it says [sniff] just wind 'er up and give a real good snort. Just don't be too long about it, and don't be too disgusting, and above all, try not to get any on you." This would agree with Williamson's methodology, except that he accompanied the sound with an appropriate wiping gesture using the cuff of his shirt sleeve. @aging filename[ GRNCELLR Apr98  8note Sheet |
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