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HYPOCHONDRIA {Clive Lever) I'm the coward of the county of dementia, And the trouble started back when I was nine, Got yellow jaundice, scarlet fever, and green sickness, Which confused the hell out of me, I'm colour blind. cho: I've got measles, mumps, and meningitis, Hepati, hepati, hepatitis, Impotence, impetigo, I've got the lot, I'm a personal friend of Bruce E Losis, Yellow Jack Jaundice, and Hal I Tosis, But hypochond-ri-ay I sure ain't got. In a rose garden in a good year for neuroses, I got sleepin' sickness from a blanket on the ground, I got more than Asian flu, when I slept with a boy named Sue, On the day Rubella took her love to town. cho: I've got Alopecia, jaunty alopecia, Nearly had my doctor tearing out his hair, And he told me I've got phobaphobaphobia, Which means I'm scared of gittin' scared of gittin' scared. cho: (starting very slow then accelerating) I've got Delhi belly, beri-beri, dysentery, pulmonary embolism, and I've got a whole darn list of 'em, Long enough to reach to the home of the Hong Kong flu, I don't pretend I'm sick, I wouldn't pull that kind of trick, But I know darn well I'm ill and so do you. 'cos I've got measles, mumps, and meningitis, Hepati, hepati, hepatitis, Impotence, impetigo, I've got the lot, I'm a personal friend of Bruce E Losis, Yellow Jack Jaundice, and Hal I Tosis, But hypochond-ri-ay I sure ain't got. No, no, no, hypochond-ri-ay I sure ain't got, I tell ya hypochond-ri-ayee yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee dee (cough, cough) I sure ain't got. @disease filename[ HYPOCHON Feb07  8note Sheet |
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