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I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE (Sheb Wooley) I stepped out of the shower And got a good look at myself Pot belly bald head Man I thought it was somebody else I caught my reflection in the mirror On the back of the bathroom door And I just don't look good naked anymore So I'm going upstairs to turn The bathroom mirror to the wall I hung it there when I was trim and tall I'd stand there smile and strut and flex Until my arms got sore But I just don't look good naked anymore Well I use to go out with the girls I loved them one and all Now they don't get very close to me They're afraid that I might fall Well, I went to the doctors For my annual medical exam Stood there in the buff Suddenly he said, "Man!" I said, "What is it Doc? Some fatal disease? I just gotta know the score He said, "No, you just don't look good naked anymore Well me and my wife had a dance routine Everybody said it was unique Now it's only when we're back to back That we're dancing cheek to cheek Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun Stretched out in my birthday suit soaking up the sun Somebody yelled, "Hey! There's an old white whale washed up on the shore!" I just don't look good naked anymore Now my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my butt's a draggin the floor And I just don't look good naked anymore @country @aging filename[ LOOKNAKD Feb07  8note Sheet |
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