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GREAT BIG MOTHER OF A BEAR G'day, You too. Bye bye. Oh boy do I love bears you can bet your life that I do. There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear, As long as he is a mile away from you. Well, the first time I went camping, just a knapsack on my back. I hiked ten miles into the bush with a buddy by the name of Jack. And old Jack he was an expert, he'd been camping for a whole lotta years. All we took was some fishin gear, skillet and a dozen beers. Well the day went great. Went fishin on the lake, and we sure had a barrel of fun. About ten that night, just a little bit tight fryin fillets in the setting sun. Found a patch of ground and laid a sleeping bags down, And we crawled in for the night. Woke up about three, staring down at me was a shadow in the pale moonlight. Was a bear, a great big mother of a bear. I was up in a flash, I did the ten mile dash and I never ever went back there. Oh boy do I love bears you can bet your life that I do. There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear, As long as he is a mile away from you. Well, the next time I went camping, I took my brand new waterproof tent To a campground full of people. Bout the nicest place I ever went. I had a cooler full of steaks and things, and another one full of beer. I had plenty to eat, Had plenty to drink, Could have stayed there for a year. About two oclock in the afternoon well I strolled down to the lake. I met a girl named Jan, with a deep brown tan. Oh boy that was a break. By ten that night we were snuggled up nice, and the tent was zipped up tight. I Woke up about three, staring down at me was a shadow in the pale moonlight. It was a great big hole, in my brand new tent. Was a bear, a great big mother of a bear. I was up in a flash, I did the hundred mile dash and I never ever went back there. Oh boy do I love bears you can bet your life that I do. There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear, As long as he is a mile away from you. Well the last time I went camping, I was invited by a friend called Jake, To a great big bear proof cabin on a hill over looking the lake. We had booze, and girls and a fireplace, and music that could turn you on. We had everything that a man could need 'cept, we didn't have an indoor john. Well late that night my stomach didn't feel right. And I knew that I had to go down the winding path to the little outhouse About sixth yards or so. Well my knees were knocking, but I just kept walking and I made it to the place alright. When I finished my chore and I opened the door there was a shadow in the pale moonlight. I didn't even have time to buckle my belt. Was a bear, a great big mother of a bear. Soon I was running through the trees with my pants around my knees, and I never ever went back there. Oh boy do I love bears you can bet your life that I do. There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear, As long as he is a mile away from you. Oh boy do I love bears you can bet your life that I do. There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear, As long as he is a mile away from you. Bump bum.... @animal filename[ MOTHBEAR CX Feb07  8note Sheet |
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