Oh, we're gonna talk Stephen Wright, are we? In case you didn't know, there are dozens of web sites devoted to him. Here are a few. Warning: I have no idea how much these sites duplicate each other. None of them is "official." SW seems to be the most plagiarized guy on the 'net. Enjoy.

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a few stephen wright quotes
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one liners from stephen wright - a canadian comic
one liners from stephen wright
one liners from stephen wright
one liners from stephen wright
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quotes from stephen wright
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stephen wright jokes
stephen wright jokes
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stephen wright one-liners
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stephen wright quotes
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