The second version whose chorus Steffan quotes above as sung by John McCutcheon is called 'Here's to Cheshire', a fairly recent re-write by Cheshire fruit farmer Leslie Haworth and recorded by The Spinners in 1964. I haven't checked Dicho's links but I think it unlikely this is among them, so here goes:
HERE'S TO CHESHIRE (Trad / Leslie Haworth)
Chorus: Here's to Cheshire, here's to the cheese Here's to the pears and the apple trees And here's to the lovely strawberries Ding! Dang! Dong! go the wedding bells There was an old frog lived in a well Ding! Dang! Dong! go the wedding bells A pretty little mouse lived in a mill Ding! Dang! Dong! go the wedding bells Froggy went a courting and he did ride He said 'Missy Mouse you must decide' For I am rich and I am brave What better husband could you have I'll not take your word for that You'll have to satisfy Uncle Rat Rat said, I'm very much afraid If you don't take Froggy then you'll die an old maid So the knot was tied secure and fast She's off her uncle's hands at last Open the oysters spill champagne Never will there be such a feast again Tune up the fiddle and let's have a square Top couple must be the happy pair As they were going it hot and strong The old grey cat come prowling along Into the window and out of the yard Didn't bring no invitation card Uncle Rat like a hero stood Puss wet her whiskers in his blood Miss Mouse she made a dive for a crack Puss made a pounce and broke her back Where was the valiant frog this while Just about broke the four minute mile Came to a brook and he didn't stop to look The old drake knabbed him in his fluke That was the end of him and of her Won't be no tadpoles covered in fur
Lines 2 and 4 are invariably 'Ding! Dang! Dong! go the wedding bells'. I've left them out for reasons of space.
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