Mary had a little car

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Mary had a little car.
Its color was painted red.
Everywhere that Mary went
The cops picked up the dead.

Mary had a miniskirt.
Its cloth was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
Her little rump would show.

Mary had a little lime.
She also had some gin.
Everywhere that Mary went
Was where she thought she'd been.

Mary had a little lamb.
And the doctor was surprised.





Source: Hastings (1990)