BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?

Subject: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 10:55 AM

Well, with the help of my neighbor, I took the cover off the pool this morning and unlike last year, the water is crystal clear and extra wet...

So ya'll get out your swim trunks, your floating toys, sunscreen and a cooler full of your favorite liquidy stuff and come on in...

Swim trunks optional for mudwomenz...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: My guru always said
Date: 22 May 13 - 11:07 AM

Love to, thanks BobertDear! Can't swim so are armbands allowed???

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 May 13 - 11:28 AM

Full coverage suit packed and ready to ship my ass over.

MGAS, no need-- I will bring the pool noodles. You ride like a stick pony.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:31 PM

Noodles rock!!!

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:37 PM

Did you get rid of the snapping turtles, Bobert?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Wesley S
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:41 PM

Screw the pool. We're headed down to the Florida panhandle in a couple of days. Cape San Blas to be specific. I'm gonna bake my buns on the sand.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:49 PM

I can definitely go for this. Gonna bring a set of flippers, a face mask, and an inner tube for floatin' around and just takin' it easy whilst I smoke a Havana.

Most apes can't swim at all, but I took a course at the Y. I can do the crawl and the backstroke pretty good now.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: MMario
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:51 PM

Will the Squid from the Tavern be coming?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Wesley S
Date: 22 May 13 - 12:55 PM

Monkeys and apes clog the pool drains with their excess body hair. Nasty....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 May 13 - 01:28 PM

What flavo(u)r of jello is it?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 May 13 - 02:45 PM

I agree Wes......My thought would be that if the brokedick chimp gonna' plug the drain with hair that we just plug the drain with the brokedick chimp til he croaks like a Louisiana bullfrog. Then we'll drag out the carcass, pack his ass full of plastic explosive, and then launch his dead ass several miles away where he can land on a highway, be run over by trucks for 36 hours and then eaten by buzzards.

Whaddaya' think? Works for me.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Wesley S
Date: 22 May 13 - 02:56 PM

Pity the buzzards.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 03:10 PM

Funny how some humans just can't hide their vicious specism and their blatant species hatred. Well, they'll be sorry after I get elected and legislate their miserable pale naked flabby asses behind bars and barbed wire which is where they all belong. Yessir. The internment camps are gonna be full...for awhile. Until we get things sorted out and cleanse society of the detestable scum that aren't willin' to live and let live alongside their brothers. I'm thinking of convertin' the entire states of Nevada and Utah into one giant and majorly ugly holdin' area for the hardcore "undesirables". It's mostly just useless desert anyway, full of rattlesnakes and cacti. Perfect for what I have in mind.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 May 13 - 04:12 PM

Can I bring my scuba gear?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 May 13 - 05:03 PM

Don, I'd wait to get in that pool until Bobert gives you the all clear that he did indeed clear out all of the snapping turtles.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 05:16 PM

Good news... No snapping turtles in the pool... Might of fact, no critters at all...

As for Chongz... Where as launching him would be fun then once he's been runned over for 36 hours and eaten by buzzards we'd all miss him... How about this??? We have an outside shower and he can take a good shower before he gets in the pool to get any loose hair and bugs off him and then give him his own hour in the pool while we drenk and party while he splashes about...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: JennieG
Date: 22 May 13 - 06:14 PM

Bobertz, if it's all right with you, I'll just sit in the shade under that nice big tree while sipping on something long, cool and not too alcoholic (don't want to get wiped out too soon)......I don't do water......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:01 PM

Now that's a decent negotiatin' offer, Bobertz. I respect a man who is willin' to meet a Chimp halfway on somethin'. One thing, though...I ain't gettin' in the pool if that character Spaw has been in it. Not till it's been disinfected and cleaned at least as good as yer Grandma's false teeth on Sunday mornin', and I mean Easter Sunday, not just any old Sunday.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:27 PM

Calm down, Chongz... Modern pools have chemicals in them to kill off bad germs... I mean, look at it this way... Kids pee in your pools and these chemicals take that pee and turn it into stuff that you can clean grandma's teeth with... Nobody gonna get no bad germs in my pool...

Bad karma??? Different story 'cause they don't make chemicals for that stuff...

BTW, GennieG... I'll set you up a nice comfy lounge chair -pillows and all - for ya under that tree...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:38 PM

The idea of that flea-bit scurrilous ne'er-do-well rapscallion getting anywhere near Bobert's pool is just revoltin', as a certain imaginary rabbit used to say. Besides, I suspect it's a REAL pool, and Chongo would not be able to find it, accordingly, seeing as how he is a phantasm, and used to navigating more surreal dimensions. He wouldn't know reality if it bit him in the ass. Which is not a bad idea, come to think of it...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 08:59 PM

What I keep wonderin' is when reality is gonna bite YOU in the ass, Latte'-boy. I keep waitin'....and waitin'...and waitin'...hmmm...nothin' happenin' yet.

Sorta like watchin' paint dry. A tree grow. Molasses in January. On the side of Mount Everest.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 09:37 PM

Here's a little preview of the kinda thing yer probably gonna see at the Mudcat Pool Party!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 09:50 PM

Not to worry, Chongz...

If this guy shows up I have some neighborhood kids who will be here and are trained to find where "splasher's" blow up valve is and release all that stuff... He'll show up as the 127 pound "Jack in the Box" flunkie that he really is... In other words??? No splash...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 13 - 10:31 PM

Spaw's idea is good, but it doesn't go far enough. Perhaps with the correct launch angle we can put him/her on the M-1 motorway near London. Then the ravens and the Brits can deal with it, whatever it is.

Besides, chimps leave a nasty, oily coating on the water that takes AGES to get off. Who wants to climb out of a pool covered in chimp oil? Ugh!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 11:25 PM

I got a simple solution for you, chump. Just don't come to the Pool Party.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 23 May 13 - 05:59 AM

I might join Jennie in the shade with a glass of lovely home-made lemonade

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: JennieG
Date: 23 May 13 - 08:10 AM

You're welcome, Sandra! Bobert, thank you for the shady tree......because of my ancestry my skin burns rather than tans, and it's not a pretty sight. Hence the shade.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 23 May 13 - 08:43 AM

I'll set up a comfy lounge chair for ya, Sandra...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 13 - 09:38 PM

All this party needs is a chumpanze swining from a rope tied to a tree banch and yelling "Kreegah! Chonga bundolo!" as s/he lets go and splashes into the drinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 23 May 13 - 11:38 PM

Which is about the way you usually behave after you've had a couple too many Shirley Temples, right? Face it, Rap, yer an embarrassment. You should leave the drinkin' to them that can handle it.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 May 13 - 11:34 PM

Is there any food at this shindig?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 25 May 13 - 08:03 AM

How do you spell "BBQ"???

Also, Bobert's special tater salad, pickled beets and shoe-fly pie...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: gnu
Date: 25 May 13 - 08:19 AM

Splish splash!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Bobert
Date: 25 May 13 - 07:44 PM

...I was taking a bath...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 13 - 08:22 PM

Kin I fill the pool with lime jello?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 May 13 - 03:07 AM

are you trying to keep olddude away?

from sandra in her comfy lounge chair

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 13 - 11:11 PM

No, I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'm going to dump in a truckload (lorry load) of Alka-Seltzer and turn it into a giant jacuzzi.
AND if you have a hangover you can just drink the pool water...assuming Bobert hasn't...ah....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: JennieG
Date: 27 May 13 - 02:26 AM

Pie with shoes and flies in it?

Yuk!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pool Party, Ya'll Come, ya' hear?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 27 May 13 - 04:26 AM

Rap, those of us who drink home-made lemonade don't get hangovers!

not the kind of pie we're accustomed to on this side of the very big pond, Jennie. My grandmother made the best lemon meringue pie