Granny get your arse off the gas cooker

Subject: Granny get your arse off the gas cooker
From: Captain Swing
Date: 10 Jun 99 - 07:56 PM

Is there really a song called "Granny get your arse of the gas cooker you're too old to ride the range."? If not, why not

Subject: RE: Granny get your arse off the gas cooker
From: emily rain
Date: 11 Jun 99 - 01:25 AM

Dear Captain Swing,

I would hope that if there was no such song, you would do us all a favor and write it. You being the funniest person in the world, and all...

Love, Emily

Subject: RE: Granny get your arse off the gas cooker
From: Harry O
Date: 11 Jun 99 - 04:54 PM

I can confirm that there is indeed a song by that salubrious title. It is on a CD by a young band called "Lady Winwoods Maggots". My son played 5-String Bass on it. It's terrible !!! HarryO

Subject: RE: Granny get your arse off the gas cooker
From: LEJ
Date: 11 Jun 99 - 05:08 PM

Is that the one where the second line says

"and get your steamin buns out of the oven

cause that's no way to give your underwear a change" ?