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BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...

gnu 29 Sep 12 - 09:53 PM
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Jack the Sailor 30 Sep 12 - 02:16 AM
JohnInKansas 30 Sep 12 - 02:37 AM
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Jim Carroll 30 Sep 12 - 05:53 AM
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Pete Jennings 30 Sep 12 - 07:15 AM
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Subject: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 12 - 09:53 PM

... say. Why yes, darlin, I DO wanna see yer tits.

I'm just sayin... er lyin.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: michaelr
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 01:37 AM

Shoulda got married when you could.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 02:16 AM

I think you need to take that joke about fishing with lime out of your match.com profile.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 02:37 AM

... finish anything I start out to do, 'cause there's always something else I started to do that didn't get finished and needs to be done before I can do what I started to do, but first I have to finish that other thing that I was gonna do when I got interrupted to do the thing that didn't get done so I could do the thing I started to do just now ...

Of course, when I was younger I had others involved in most of the things I did, so I could assume somebody else would do it if I didn't, and just forget about it if I left some loose ends.

So maybe I'm just developing a more mature sense of my personal responsibility.

I'll make a note to consider the moral and philosophical aspects of that possibility as soon as I get done with ...

???

What the H*** was I doing just now?

John


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 03:03 AM

Hey Gnu.. I went to see the doc last week and he was a bit surprised to hear me say "Doc, I want my sex drive lowering".... He laughed and said "Mike... at your age it's probably all in your head"...... I said that's what I mean... I want it lowering"!


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 05:53 AM

"At my age, I seldom get a chance to..."
Says it all really
Joe Heaney once told us that it takes him all night to do what he used to do all night
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 06:34 AM

fart with impunity


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 07:15 AM

...remember exactly why I've gone into the kitchen.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 07:35 AM

....try out all the chat up lines I should have known when I was twenty.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 10:42 AM

I'm right with you JohnInKansas; it got so bad at our house that I made a rule - any job that got interrupted was moved to the bottom of the list.

And Steve Shaw, you don't eat at Taco Bell by any chance?


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Gurney
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 05:40 PM

I get chances to DO the jobs.
If only I could raise the energy/inclination/wherewithal.

Once I get started, I often enjoy it, but there's something on the TV, or a new CD..... library book.

Sticktoitiveness. That is what has evaporated.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 11:09 AM

Steve (30 Sep 12 6:34 AM): Thanks to my activated-charcoal underpants, I can fart with impughnity.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 11:12 AM

"Thanks to my activated-charcoal underpants, I can fart with impughnity."

I just stick a pea whistle between my cheeks and call myself a replacement ref.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 12:41 PM

Should that be "imphewnity?


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 01:31 PM

lol What a stinker!


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: MikeL2
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 02:40 PM

hi

Comb my hair.........now I have more combs than hairs.

Wear shoes with laces.....don't have to suppleness to both tie them and untie them on the same day.

cheers

MikeL2


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 03:50 PM

MikeL2, can you cut your own toenails?
Getting a struggle for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 08:43 PM

I usta have a habit of biting my nails, but I can't get my feet up to my mouth anymore.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 08:49 PM

Me???

I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
Yeah, I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
If you hear somethin' buzzin'
there's some stingin' going on

Sorry about yer little problem, gn-ze... But remember the old song, "There's more pretty girls than one"... Applies to anatomical stuff, too... Put an ad in the paper that reads:

"Horny guy wants to see your tits"... The phone will ring off the hook... I promise...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: gnu
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 08:54 PM

Bobert! Hahahahaa! I needed a laff. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 08:59 PM

Glad to be of help, ol' buddy...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 02 Oct 12 - 02:05 PM

Just make sure you put somebody else's number in the ad, gnu!!


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: MikeL2
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 11:55 AM

Hi Gurney

Yes I can still cut my own toenails, but I have to say that it is getting more difficult every time I have to do it.

I stand with my foot on the edge of the bath. That is the most comfortable way for me to reach the cussed things.

Cheers

Mikel2


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 12:01 PM

I sort of wonder about the proximity (or linkage) of this to the Jimmy Saville thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 02:09 PM

The only thing I can think of that would NOT be a suitable continuation for "At my age, I seldom get a chance to..." is "...get up to pee at 3:00 AM."


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 03:04 PM

Billy Connolly's three rules for the over-60s:

Never pass up a chance to have a pee

Never trust a fart

Never waste an erection


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 03:23 PM

Steve... quite a conundrum when must "decide" upon all three at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 05:21 PM

Now what does "waste" mean in that context?


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 05:36 PM

Ha Ha.... I love growing old... we learn so much about our inabilities and failings..... It's good to know that others are in the same boat!


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Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to...
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 12 - 06:10 PM

... apparently, proof read my posts accurately. But you all know what I meant to say.


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