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BS: Guitball

Clifton53 19 Oct 00 - 01:36 AM
Sorcha 19 Oct 00 - 01:50 AM
Jim Krause 19 Oct 00 - 12:12 PM
SINSULL 19 Oct 00 - 12:16 PM
catspaw49 19 Oct 00 - 12:19 PM
Clifton53 19 Oct 00 - 12:21 PM
catspaw49 19 Oct 00 - 12:22 PM
catspaw49 19 Oct 00 - 12:23 PM
Robo 19 Oct 00 - 03:35 PM
McGrath of Harlow 19 Oct 00 - 03:39 PM
Robo 19 Oct 00 - 03:44 PM
Naemanson 19 Oct 00 - 04:03 PM
mousethief 19 Oct 00 - 04:13 PM
Naemanson 19 Oct 00 - 04:58 PM

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Subject: Guitball
From: Clifton53
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 01:36 AM

Howdy fans! The World Series starts on Saturday. Just thought I'd show you all MY starting line-up,

Breedlove 2B

Taylor LF

Martin CF

Gibson C

Larivee 3B

Lowden DH

Collings 1B

Seagull RF

Ibanez SS

Takemine P

What a line-up. Power, speed and depth with bench players;

Fernandes Inf.

Dean Inf.

Kramer OF

Dobro OF

Fender P

Yamaha P

Peavey P

Carvin P

Dean P

Jackson C

What a team. A cinch to win the Series.

Clifton53


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 01:50 AM

'scuse me? I can't give a paint ball patch on who plays baseball or where. Waste of bandwidth if you ask me. Wanna talk flying? I have just read a marvelous book about the flying trapeze............(Maybe I could be the Bitch of the Week?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Jim Krause
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:12 PM

Huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:16 PM

Sorcha,
It is so good to see you back to your old self.Love you especially when you're bitchy. Flying trapeze? - one of those awful dresses they feature in women's catalogues as concealing and flattering caught up in a hurricane?
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:19 PM

Well Clifton you're 0 and 2. Sometimes its a hit or miss proposition and in this case, you have two "strikes" against you at the moment. I thought it was cute but since I'm a "foul ball," let's see what happens on the next pitch.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Clifton53
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:21 PM

Sorry 'Spaw, got caught looking!

Clifton


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:22 PM

Sorry Clifton.....Sins was posting as I did and now,

SSTTEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKEEEE THREE !! YOU'RE OUTTA' THERE!!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:23 PM

Its OK Cliff.........The inning ain't over yet..........

BATTER UP !!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Robo
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 03:35 PM

"Your attention please . . . Now batting, for Clifton, No. 53, . . . Rob-o . . . Rob-o."

What's with everyone today? Bunch of spoiled non-sports, I'd say, raining on our parade. I'm expecting that Serge guy to show up here, too. Flying, are you joking, Sorch? Or perhaps baseball is a bit too plebian? Or maybe ya just live in Atlanta or some other place that hasn't seen a champion in how many years? The sign says 'bs' for a reason, y'know. Still, I'll bet Steve Goodman likes the line-up!

--Rob-o


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 03:39 PM

Is this about American rounders?


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Robo
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 03:44 PM

Is rounders still played?


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Naemanson
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 04:03 PM

Gitcher Red Hot Hot dogs HEEEERE! Ice Cold Soda! Ice Cream!


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 04:13 PM

Can I have two hot dogs and two cokes? I can't believe I got such good seats. And I only had to mortgage one of the teenagers to do it, too. HOW MUCH?! Oh well, that's stadium pricing for you. Talk about stealing from the poor and giving to the rich. Man, look at that grass! How do they get those little diamond thingees in the grass like that? Is it a special mower they use? This relish looks like it's radioactive. How do they get it this color? Look, there's the mayor! Not that I like this mayor or anything but it's cool seeing him in person. Oh, here's our row. Excuse me. Nice day! Excuse me. Ahhh. Play ball!

Alex
O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: Guitball
From: Naemanson
Date: 19 Oct 00 - 04:58 PM

Don't know a damn thing about the game but I love carrying this box up and down the satirs and between the seats. When the game is over I drive home in my rand new Mercedes and relax in the olympic sized indoor swimming pool.

Gitcher Red Hot dogs HEEEERE! Ice Cream! Ice Cold Soda! Candy bars! Only one thin dollar! Bodhrns and bones too. Gitcher Martin Dreadnoughts here! Only one soul!


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