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Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012)
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Subject: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: GUEST,Trystan - Swagger Cat aka the Pasha Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:02 AM i don't know why mom always insists on letting the fems go first but i have to say at least kelpie holds her own now i am the most gorgeous and huge striped tabby you've ever seen i climb mountians leap tall buildings and stop speeding other cats i am in a constant state of excitment these days there are great hidey places everywhere the house is topsy turvy and i am having a blast i hide behind a box, a chair, some trash and when one of the others walks by POUNCE! i am all over them sissy cats that they are i know what kelpie said about me being scared but i am bold and brave and huge and i can beat up anyone and the dog and i are best buds and there is nothing that scares me except the big noise rattle thing of moms i know something is up and sometimes i admit i do want my mommy my fur mommy that is but my peoplemommy is really sweet and when i go mental and cannot control it any longer and let out a wail of a baby mew with a big question mark at the end she is always there for me and does massage therapy on the sides of my face oh i love that it feels so good and i roll over on my side up by her pillow in bed and she tickles my tummy and i act like i am going to rip her hands to shreds but its just pretend and then she grabs my face and i shove my nose up against her hand and she rubs and gently wiggles my head back and forth and it almost feels like when my furmommy used her rough tongue to tidy me up and i purr and mommy almost purrs like a hissy snakecat streching out my nickname of trysssssss like that and i wiggle my ears at her and blink my hge green eyes and we beam love to each other whatever this thing kelpie is talking about this move i am not scared i swagger and i used to ride around on a pillow so i know i am a prince of high honour a pasha its true and nothing bad can happen to one of such noble blood mom does worry me a little when she talks to me about where i mustn't pee cause sometimes i do go mental and i just have to let everyone know that i am king of the cats but if she didn't like it i guess she would mark it herself but she never does so i think it is the least i can do to help her out territorywise so but ummm she keeps telling me about a timeout place that she is buying and i don't know if i get to be king of it all by myself without having to whip everyone into shape all of the time maybe i will like that on the other paw it is so much fun to wreak havoc and terrorise the others i guess i will just have to wait and see so i guess this move thing will be no big deal for a pasha and i will still swagger and oh by the way mister mcgrath miz kelpie would like to know i can't believe she is asking me to do this she wants to know if josh is available for a pawpal the only reason i am even considering asking for her is she can hold her own when i play rough and tumble a wicked little mite she is you may all gaze upon my willful self if you look at me on my mommys head on the photo page she says she will put up a new picture of each of us on her website soon and will put a link in one of these threads can anyone tell me why if these are threads i cannot play with them i like threads but i can never see the end of one of these to pull at mom says it is not nice to say such things but i say the nicest thing a cat can do is present you with their rosebud and ask if you would like to lick their arsehole so don't tell mom but mine is readily avialable to all petitioners you can learn all kinds of things when you stick your nose in the right place you will find that i am huge and a pasha and that i swagger when i walk because i AM trystan - swagger cat |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Amergin Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:08 AM Oh, Trystan, you would get along well with Abigail.....commonly referred to as Her Abbiness... Amergin |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: MMario Date: 15 Nov 00 - 09:43 AM Well, I just witnessed two large (20 lbs each - all outdoor cat muscle) orange tabbies discussing vehemently what to do about this pasha-trystan-wimp (their words, not mind) who thinks he is king o' the world. since they know that they are the co-rulers of not only the world, but the known universe. They are pushing hard for me to drive them out west; but I think I have convinced them it is beneath their dignaty. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 00 - 11:22 AM Amergin, Trys says he'd love to meet her Abbiness! MMario, he says "those'r fightin' howls" but I think I can keep him occupied long enough to fageddaboutit. LOL!! |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Nov 00 - 11:48 AM Tristan, love. Be careful. My Munchkin got herself accidentally rolled up in a carpet and almost went to Chicago by van. Don't get wrapped, cartoned or otherwise shipped. Last night my Ed peed on a silk suit jacket. And Homey, who is the mildest of cats, sat in the kitchen complaining bitterly until I came in to pet him. Sympathetic stress? Neither one of them ever does this. (Ed pees on other people's things but not mine). Kat, I am a little worried about this furrymommy/peoplemommy thing. How are you handling the stress? |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: MMario Date: 15 Nov 00 - 12:34 PM *grin* I think I've convinced Desert and Storm to go bother the burro instead. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Night Owl Date: 15 Nov 00 - 12:37 PM Trystan....I love reading your thoughts...Trystan "RULES" |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Morticia Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:21 PM deer trystun and kelpee,
i am bein 'llowed to rite to you on accountt of MY mum red me yore thred and i think u shud know that achually, i am qeeen of the hole worlde.....but u can be mi secund in commande if you like.Royal hiness'sss'ss like me can be verry Puddy Cat ( Miss) |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Naemanson Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:49 PM i dont no whut the fuss is all about. ther is only won cat in the universe and it is me. all them uthur enimuls is just furbals. fred (for sum reason brett calls me ratbrat destructo the white tornado. evrywon els calls me The White Cat. pat named me unity. but as brett's dad says all cats are named fred and since I am fred ther is only won in all the univers.) |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:52 PM LMAOWROTF!! "Puddy Tat" that was BRILL!! I am sure Trys will have something to say about that, as will Kelpie! Sins, no worries, I've not begun to grow fur, yet, poor Trys just has such sweet birthbox memories of his furperson mummy, ya know?**BG** |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: annamill Date: 15 Nov 00 - 01:58 PM Shades of Archie and Mehitabel..one of my favoite readings. "i with the soul of a hamlet must wallow in farce"..Archie. Love, annamill (whohasadogalmostasbigasacatnamedMaxie) |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: jeffp Date: 15 Nov 00 - 03:12 PM I'll have to tell Bibi about these spurious claims to "Ruler of the Universe." She is absolutely certain that the title belongs to her. As soon as she is allowed free reign of the house again, I'm sure she'll put Rua in his place again. kat, good luck with the move. jeffp |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 00 - 03:28 PM Trys says he wonders how many Cat Universes there really are; he is sensing some kind of conspiracy among cat moms raising their young up with such grandiose ideas. Not HIS mother of course, as she KNEW the real Truth! Naes, your fred sounds quite full of himself and Trys would have a word and Annamill, he'd REALLY like to know about a dog not quite as big as a cat, says it sounds like a LOT of fun!**BG** Thanks, Jeff. You tell Ms. Bibi that everyone here has been sending her lots of good thoughts and energy. Thanks everyone, cats and all! luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: MMario Date: 15 Nov 00 - 03:42 PM Lotsa dogs not as big as cats... - the kid's gramma's dog is about 4.5 lbs, maybe six if he's dripping wet.....and both our cats are over 18 lbs even at their leanest trimmest fighting weights midsummer. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Matt_R Date: 15 Nov 00 - 03:51 PM My fat kitty Boo is 17 lbs! She's gonna get some big squeezin's on Friday! |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: MMario Date: 15 Nov 00 - 03:52 PM One of the wonders decreed by Bast - each and every cat IS the center of the universe and ruler of all they survey. it's genetic. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Morticia Date: 15 Nov 00 - 04:04 PM dere MMario, i am nott germetic......I kleen myself a lot...wel, kwite a lot......wel, sometims....I wood do more but i am feint from hungerr and did i mentshun the beetings and the generrrral cat abuse?sumbody call rspc-cat...... yours Puddy |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Nov 00 - 04:12 PM Oh hi Trys and ...... yes, that was Kelpie I beleieve?...Yes, thats it. It appears your human is having a move as they are wont to do although I only know the tales of such things from the Godfather. Oh, terribly sorry..you don't know of the Godfather do you? He seems to be gone now as he was quite old, in his twenties I believe. One day he went to sleep and never woke up. Odd that. But he told me of the fine places he had been with my human before I was born. He knew many cats and was quite bright, much smarter than the rest of us. Our humans called him Cutter, but he was the Godfather to us. What was I talking about anyway? Oh yes, that's it....moving. He said it was great fun and never anything to worry over. Great Lord, what was I thinking? My human asks me that a lot as its difficult to tell if I am thinking. Now what was it I was thinking about thinking about....or not? Oh, I have it now....ME! My name is Moggy. It seems that is what they say in England where my ancestors are from instead of "kitty." My human thought it would somehow be a cute name and of course I am stuck with it. Now why is it I am stuck with something? Hmmmmm. Why was that important? Moggy.....name....ancestors...THAT'S IT!!! Ancestors! Now why would that be important to tell? Oh yes, I have it now.....I'm a Cornish Rex. This explains everything. But why would I explain? Hmmmmmmmmm. Right then, let's move on. But where? Moving. Yes, that's it, someone is moving. Is it me? No, no....that's not it. Did I mention I am unusual looking? I have a very long Roman nose, short, curly hair, a long ratlike tail, gigantic ears, huge outset eyes.......some people call me "RatBatCat" but my human often calls me Numbnuts. I'm not sure as to why that name would apply. As I recall I used to have nuts but one day we went for a ride and I fell asleep in someone else's house. I gather I must have left my nuts there as I have not seen them since. WAIT! If you are going to a different house, do not fall asleep there or you may lose body parts. I lose lots of things. What was I telling you that for? It had something to do with something important I'm sure.......Hmmmmm. Probably not important anyway......or was it? These things are hard to keep in a mind the size of a small pistachio. Oh well. Cheers. Moggy |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Matt_R Date: 15 Nov 00 - 04:22 PM Boo may want to believe the she's the center of the universe, but deep down, she knows I didn't get the title THE KITTY POLICE for nothing. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 00 - 05:11 PM Oh, Moggy! Ms. Kelpie says she in LOVE!!! And Trys says you sound like a ratbastard to him and he can...now wait a minute, Trys! That is NOT nice! No, I will not say that to dear sweet Moggy! Thank you so much, Moggy for sharing with us. luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Morticia Date: 15 Nov 00 - 05:13 PM did i mentshun the beetings? and the lack of kittie-biks, and the .......oh, never mind....I'll call the RSPC-Cat miself....... |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 00 - 05:22 PM Ms. Lovee, here, Puddy, listen the number is 01-WE-LUV-MOGGIES. Having had a few rough days of my own before they picked me and gave me shelter, that was before my Mistress knew about me, I can well understand your desire to punish those who will mistreat such personages as we/us. There, there m'dear, just give them a ring and I am sure you'll be right as catnip in no time.This message brought to you courtesy of and under great tolerance of Trystan Swagger Cat who would just like to remind Ms. High & Mighty Lovee that this IS HIS thread! Puddin'Tat, you want I should come over there and beat someone up? |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Morticia Date: 15 Nov 00 - 05:46 PM Dear Miss Lovee, Trystan and Kelpie,
I would just like to state for those who now think I am a cat abuser, that I do not, and never have, maltreated any animal lodging with me.I am sorry to say that Puddy is not always the most truthful of felines and has significant issues of a kittie-bic related nature.Her stance on this is that 16 square meals a day is neglect, that all and every room should be open at all times to her inspection regardless of sleeping occupants and that a pile of freshly ironed laundry is simply put there to sleep on( and shed as much as possible on, of course).Pi thinks he's hungry......end of message. I realise that you will see nothing amiss in the above scenario but I am hoping my human, feline-owned friends will not judge me harshly in this matter. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Nov 00 - 07:08 PM Weeell since I took my person home from that place over there, it's done nothing but stroke and feed me. Sometimes it lets me barf up my fur balls on the floor, and never rubs my nose in it. Funny though, now that the white and orange thing has gone, I'm a bit lonely.... Hated the way he tried to seduce me occasionally, and the way he farted - geez, you haven't smelt ANYTHING until you smelt the way he farted on the cheap food.... thank Bast the person doesn't get it anymore..... I suppose it means I miss the flea ridden little runt, Bast forbid the person ever realises that! It thinks I'm asleep on the square thing at the moment..... I'm really just planning where to leave a "message" - mess being the operative word. Oh, by the way you guys, we're cats, not dogs, learn to spell for Bast's sake!!! Shadowcat. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jun 12 - 07:19 PM Trystan Swagger Cat is no more. We had to make the tough decision to have him let go due to old (17 yrs!)age. HE wasn't really too ready, but his body and his brain were. He purred to the end, lying down in a casual kind of way. He was always comfy even at the vet's. More, later. First time I've ever had just one cat to my name. And, he was such a love cat to me. I shall miss you silly Goose, my "ta goose a gal paw...mama's goo'boy. Love you, Trystie." |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: Amos Date: 02 Jun 12 - 07:34 PM Ach, condolences, Katlady. It is always hard to lose an old companion, no matter how natural it is. A |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 15, 2000 From: ChanteyLass Date: 02 Jun 12 - 09:33 PM Oh, Kat! I don't know what made me click on this thread, but I'm glad I did so that I can tell you that I am very sorry. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 12 - 05:42 PM It's never easy. My condolences, kat. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: katlaughing Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:08 PM Thank you, my friends. Puir Kipling, the Siamese, is really having a tough time..crying, looking, napping with me. I miss my Trisee |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: maeve Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:55 PM Sorry to hear it, kat. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: Little Robyn Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:02 AM Lots of loving purrrs from Puddy in NZ. Robyn |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: Crowhugger Date: 05 Jun 12 - 05:02 AM So sorry to hear this news. Lots of hugs to you. |
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Subject: RE: Thought for the day-Nov. 15, 2000 (Pet Obit 2012) From: Leadfingers Date: 05 Jun 12 - 09:22 AM The ONLY consolation with losing a loved pet is the knowledge that you have given them a good home ! |
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