BS: Just a thong at twilight

Subject: Just a thong at twilight
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 08:14 AM

This made me contemplate a late career move, but who would help me up on to the table?
Male lap dancers a first for UK

A London nightclub has been given what is believed to be Britain's first licence for male lap dancers.

Caesar's Forum, which already has a licence for Full Monty-style male strip nights, can now let its dancers get even closer to its clients.

It follows a unique ruling by the local council to allow what the club claims is the nation's first licence to stage table-top dancing by naked men.

The nightspot, in Streatham Hill, applied for the licence after the success of its established on-stage strip shows.

Lambeth council's licensing committee gave the club its blessing this week to take its regular shows exclusively for women a step further.

For a set fee, the male dancers will now discard their thongs for women who want their own one-to-one show to be close and personal.

Club owner Fred Batt said: "It's table-side dancing, but the big difference is going to be that it's male dancers for ladies only, and it will be the first in the country."

But the decision was criticised by local residents and councillors who opposed the scheme.

Dee Loughrey, Streatham's representative on Lambeth Tenants' Council, said: "We think it is disgusting."

© Associated Newspapers Ltd., 17 November 2000 Terms and Conditions
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 08:55 AM

Wasn't there a tune called the "Lambeth Walk"? HMMM Personally, I would find the whole business hilariously funny. All those extra bits and pieces flopping around. And of course, they will have to wax if they don't already.

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: GUEST,CraigS
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 09:09 AM

Reminds me of mouldy fruit - I'd like the money for doing it, but

I'm shy, Hairy Melon, I'm shy!

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: GUEST,harpgirl
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 09:10 AM

...I think the Canadians are way ahead of you Brits on this one, Roger...In 1986 I went to a male strip show in Sarnia Canada, across the River from where I lived in St. Clair. The guys took everything off except the fringe of their various costumes and they danced up close and personal!!! You were warned if you had glasses that they would snatch them off and position them in bizarre ways! My personal messenger almost made my heart jump out of my chest...I was younger then, though!

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 09:15 AM

Wax? In that case, forget it! They'd have to issue the audience opera glasses any way!
OK it was lunchtime on a Friday but bear with me, another one coming up!
3 leprechauns were having a drink and decided to see if they could get into the Guinness Book of Reocords, so they trooped off to the Guinness building.
Number One went in to see if his hands were the smallest on record. Came out smiling:"I'm in!".
Number two went in to see if his feet qualified as the smallest on record. Came out smiling: "I'm in!".
Number three went in to see if his genitalia were the smallest on record (My, Roger aren't we polite today!).Came out absolutely livid: "Who is this Ian Paisley* any way?" he fumed.
RtS
[* substitute Gerry Adams, Daniel O'Donnell, Dubya, Algory, Skiff, to suit your proclivities.]

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 02:14 PM

LOL, Roger, I for one love your jokes, and if you ever do decide to branch out into the ( ahem) Adult Entertainment Industry, let me know.....me and Liz TS will be in the front row cheering!!

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 02:25 PM

I am almost afraid to ask: If you take off your thong, where do I tuck the $20 bills?

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: DougR
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 03:26 PM

Mary: take a tube of superglue along with you, and hang three of those twenties!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM

From?

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: DougR
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 06:28 PM

Well ...

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 07:01 PM

If he gets Big Mick in on this, too, watch out for the spud when he takes off his thong!

Opera glasses, Roger? Nothing like a bit of the Truth Will Out, eh?

I am front row and center,

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 08:03 PM

Uh, nothing like posting personal stuff on an open forum, eh Roger?

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:49 AM

I thought it wasn't considered polite to point in England...

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:56 PM

Well, it isn't considerd polite to wet yourself in pblic in England, either, Hawkicita...

Subject: RE: BS: Just a thong at twilight
From: GUEST,jonny
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 05:51 PM

No, I dont think so.