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Subject: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:12 AM 'There is nothing so over-rated as sex, and so under-rated as a good bowel movement' Little Neo RD (registered dietitian) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:13 AM but given a choice, I know which I would prefer..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Dave the Gnome Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:23 AM Given the content of some of your songs, Micca, I guess it would be the bowel movement...;-) Dave the Gnome |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:27 AM Are you serious Micca? Give me good motility or give me nothing. Little Neo RD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:37 AM Well, I could link you a few websites where some folks seem to be enjoying both at the same time..................Let's not go there......................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:44 AM And here I was getting together a helpful list of high fibre foods to recommend for those folks having problems with constipation. After Catspaw's comment, I put the list back in my files. Little Neo RD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Wesley S Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:10 AM My 6 week old son Brendan agrees completely. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Allan C. Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:14 AM Anyone recall this discussion? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Grab Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:15 AM Little Neo, use the list to _provide_ the fibre instead. Plenty of ppl neglect the dietary content of diet books, I don't know why. Eat the book instead, and watch the weight drop off! Hey, I think I may be on to something here... Grab. Oh, PS: The comment may be true, but I'm very glad the former takes longer than the latter. My profound sympathies to anyone for whom it's the other way around. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: LR Mole Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:20 AM Sign: ingest terrycloth, have a towel movement. Query: do people across the pond call a facecloth a "flannel"? What are flannel shirts called then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: MMario Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:24 AM facecloth=washcloth flannel shirt = flannel shirt |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:26 AM Yes Allan, I do.......and for the rest of you, CLICK HERE. And for those needing inspiration, perhaps some can be found HERE. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Willie-O Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:49 AM I'm still waiting for the very, very, wise words... W-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Amos Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:53 AM Do good work, stay in touch, and be well.
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Jock Morris Date: 25 Jan 01 - 09:59 AM Don't ask what haggis is made from, just eat and enjoy! Scott |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Peter T. Date: 25 Jan 01 - 10:08 AM Never dry clean a pair of angel wings. (I did it once, what a disaster, the feathers were ruined). yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Dave the Gnome Date: 25 Jan 01 - 10:21 AM Live long and prosper \\// Is there a Vulcan curse which goes 'Die, skint..."? DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Jan 01 - 11:12 AM I dunno, I think all these things are related once they mix in our brains. It's like food-- separete dishes carefully crafted on the plate, the tongue appreciating each... then once they're in the tummy, mixed up goo!!! Over in e-mail I am having a good giggle with a pal over a sex-advice site ad that I received in my inbox, referring in part to something "whimsical" one might do in bed, but they misMISspelled it WHIMSICLE, and I wanna know, is that like a Dreamsicle, and.... does the Good Humor man have one, and what do they cost, and do they really melt in your mouth but not in your hand... ~Textually Aroused |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Troll Date: 25 Jan 01 - 11:16 AM Don't eat the chili.(At Skeptics picnic. He can't even HEAT well) troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Morticia Date: 25 Jan 01 - 11:18 AM If you need to ask the price, you probably can't afford it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Bert Date: 25 Jan 01 - 11:27 AM Only 11 more months 'till Christmas |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:03 PM I was laughing so hard when I posted, I stuttered. Ooops! Oh m-m-m-m-my! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:46 PM Wise Nutrition Tip of the Day on Constipation and Fluid Intake Stools require a certain percentage of water content to pass through the colon easily. There are a few reason why the water content becomes inadequate. Many of the processed foods we eat have a low percentage of water content compared to fruits and vegetables. Foods like refined white breads, white rice, processed cookies, pizza, hamburgers, Mr. Subway (except for the few vegetables added) Refined foods require lots of water for digestion where as if you were to eat a bowl of fruit or a big salad, you would require less water consumption because these foods have a high water content. Whole grains also contribute to increasing water content of the stools because the fiber attracts water from our system and will retain it in the stools. I believe health professionals recommend drinking 8 cups of water per day to compensate for our typical western style diet. I usually gage how much water is need by the types of foods consumed. For example, if you eat figs, raisin or any other dried fruits, more water will be needed because these foods have had their water removed from dehydrating and they will require more water to dehydrate in your body. If you eat something salty like olives or lots of soy sauce in a Chinese vegetable dish, the body will require more water for digestion. If you eat a pita pocket with humus you should drink more water than if you had humus and lots of veggie stick or a big salad. There is an understanding that water should not be consumed with meals or at least as little as possible during meals. This theory is based on the idea that digestive enzymes will work most effectively if not diluted. I tend to believe this myself. Fluids should be mostly taken between meals. I recommend waiting approximately 10 minutes before and 20 minutes after a meal. Tomorrow we will discuss whether your stool float or sink Little Neo RD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Kim C Date: 25 Jan 01 - 01:01 PM Beans is safer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 01:14 PM High fiber diets give you floaters and low fiber gives you sinkers, right Bonnie? The moral here then is to drink lots of water and always inspect your poop. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: mousethief Date: 25 Jan 01 - 01:22 PM I thought it was "give me ontology or give me nothing." Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: CarolC Date: 25 Jan 01 - 03:19 PM I appreciate all of this free nutritional counseling regarding my stools. I just want to advocate a bit here for the poor little underrated sneeze. It's the closest thing to an orgasm your nose will ever have. Carol
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 03:33 PM I dunno'Cacol.....Kinda' depends on the sneeze. I knew a guy that sneezed during oral sex and blew the girl's ass off. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Peter T. Date: 25 Jan 01 - 03:41 PM Little Neo, I hate it when you talk dirty. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 03:58 PM Look guys, I'll tell you right now, if you have given birth more than 4 times, or you are getting on in years, you may not enjoyable sneezing so much. After the 5th labour or the age of 75 I start recommending Depends Incontinence Adult Diapers to handle the aftermath of a good sneeze. Yes Catspaw, good indicator. If they float it is a sign of a good healthy diet, if they sink, come see me. Little Neo RD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 04:09 PM Should we bring samples? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Peter T. Date: 25 Jan 01 - 04:14 PM I personally recommend, about 10 minutes before the meal begins, drinking a dryish Riesling; and then, depending on the courses, a 60s Bordeaux (just coming into their own, and in the $1000 dollar range), a 97 Beaujolais (still drinkable), or if you are into heavy meats, a Burgundy (some of the 93s are still available). Afterwards (25 minutes or so will do, certainly), a crowning Monbazillac. I would eschew liqueurs for at least a couple of hours. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Bill D Date: 25 Jan 01 - 06:58 PM mine sink....but I haven't been constipated in YEARS. And I used to have serious problems. (ummm..maybe 25 years ago, I started to flush, when I noticed this amazing two-toned deposit...4-5 inches of dark brown, then 4-5 inches of light greenish brown...it was so ...what's a word? fascinating...that I took a picture...and somewhere in the "bowels" of my slide archives, I still have it, I think...Just one of those little things that define us...) (You know...it's too bad NPR has already used the title "All Things Considered" for a radio show...I think it would be a great alternate name for Mudcat!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jan 01 - 06:58 PM I'd forgotten how funny the turd thread was..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Bill D Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:13 PM (and now I'm afraid to read the thread about "the first music that "moved" you"....I'd almost bet it has some reference to THIS thread |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:25 PM Hands up who else needs to go to the loo everytime they go into a book shop? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:25 PM Liz, if I go shopping and find myself getting all excited over the wonderful things I see in the store I want to buy.......thats it for me, I'm looking for the nearest bathroom. Bill D, I wish all my patients could be as descriptive as you are. It would save me a great deal of time and trouble. Catspaw, please double zip lock bag it before you send it out in the mail. No more than 1/4 pound please, thank you. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: harpgirl Date: 25 Jan 01 - 11:31 PM LTS...I always figured that was from the florescent lights! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Matt_R Date: 26 Jan 01 - 12:08 AM Sooz you are naughhhhhhtyyyyyyy!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Very, Very Wise Words For Jan 25th From: Cap't Bob Date: 26 Jan 01 - 12:36 AM Well if you have ever been afflicted with the screaming meanies the choice would be simple. Yea, I'm talking big time diarrhea! As one who has trouble when just walking past a Mexican restaurant I know what I'm talking about. Anyway this actually happened to me a few years back. I had just left the Mt. Flem Boil Sucking Festival and was headed to the National Hemorrhoid Convention when I was hit with severe stomach cramps. We were on Interstate 75 crossing Michigans upper peninsula, with nothing butt forest for miles around. We finally came to an exit in the middle of nowhere. There was a SMALL bush at the end of the exit and I could wait no longer. Jumping out of the truck and doing my diarrhea walk I just made it. The bush was REAL SMALL. I swear the next ten cars got off at that exit while my friend? was standing on the road laughing his a_ _ off. Cap't Crunch |