Lyr Req: Man Who Constantly Borrows

Subject: Man Who Constantly Borrows
From: reggie miles
Date: 06 Sep 02 - 01:20 AM

I've heard tell there's a parody of Man of Constant Sorrow called Man Who Constantly Borrows. It sounds like the kind of song I'd have fun singing. If you know the words could you post them?
Thanks!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Man Who Constantly Borrows
From: masato sakurai
Date: 06 Sep 02 - 02:42 AM

Recording is HERE, but the site says, "Sorry the lyrics for this song are currently unavailable."

~Masato

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Man Who Constantly Borrows
From: Dave4Guild
Date: 06 Sep 02 - 03:02 AM

Perhaps some man borrowed them?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Man Who Constantly Borrows
From: skipy
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 05:15 PM

No sir somebody's already borrowed it


Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known

SOLO

My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay
Cracked it! Skipy

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Man Who Constantly Borrows
From: GUEST,LYRIC ADD ................ 999
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:05 PM

MAN OF CONSTANT BORROW
LYRICS Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

"Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd

No sir somebody's already borrowed it


Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known

SOLO

My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay"

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That is from

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Man-Of-Constant-Borrow-lyrics-Cledus-T-Judd/C7817ABAF5F9DAFC48256D350012836C




Skipy nailed it.