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BS: Simon you rat

GUEST,Debbie 01 Dec 02 - 05:04 PM
Llanfair 01 Dec 02 - 05:15 PM
Susanne (skw) 01 Dec 02 - 05:19 PM
Liz the Squeak 01 Dec 02 - 05:24 PM
Gareth 01 Dec 02 - 06:05 PM
Catherine Jayne 01 Dec 02 - 06:56 PM
SINSULL 01 Dec 02 - 07:02 PM
Catherine Jayne 01 Dec 02 - 07:05 PM
GUEST 01 Dec 02 - 08:56 PM
Liz the Squeak 02 Dec 02 - 03:14 AM
Dave Bryant 02 Dec 02 - 06:38 AM
Noreen 02 Dec 02 - 01:05 PM
Liz the Squeak 02 Dec 02 - 01:50 PM
EBarnacle1 02 Dec 02 - 03:54 PM
Herga Kitty 02 Dec 02 - 07:24 PM

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Subject: BS: Simon you rat
From: GUEST,Debbie
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 05:04 PM

Simon you rat, I think I'm pregnant.It will make me a single mother like that poor Siobhan but at least I'll have Brian to look after me , good old dad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Llanfair
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 05:15 PM

Pregnant, Huh??? Yes, it's lucky you have your reliable old dad. Shame about Honeysuckle cottage, your dad was SO keen that you should have it.

Cheers, Bron.


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 05:19 PM

Shouldn't this be turned into a song?


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 05:24 PM

ER... if this is a serious BS thread, do the tests first... Simon might not be all he says he is....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Gareth
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 06:05 PM

Any relation the Cyril Tawney's "Stanley the Rat" ??

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 06:56 PM

Was there any need for that GUEST, No I think not.
I deleted our nasty guest's message. It was a personal attack, and those are prohibited.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 07:02 PM

Catsphiddle, ignore it. But wasn't Honeysuckle Cottage the little nest Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "Bouquet") had set her heart on until Richard damaged the family jewels and she was run off by a huge bull?


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 07:05 PM

Thats the one!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 02 - 08:56 PM

Not at all. Sinsull, if you really must know, start here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 03:14 AM

Thank you. I saw it but chose not to respond.

Now that I know it's about real life...

Debbie - it takes two to tango and you are old enough to know the score! Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 06:38 AM

Perhaps there should be an Archers permathread !


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Noreen
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 01:05 PM

Debbie's done nothing wrong, Liz- she has been a faithful wife all through, forgiving husband Simon's earlier indiscretions...

(Maybe you were thinking of the lovely Siobhan Hathaway?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 01:50 PM

Well if that's the case, why is she worried about being pregnant... maybe she should be more worried about him coming back!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 03:54 PM

If Simon is a rat, is he a fast'un at that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Simon you rat
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 07:24 PM

LtS

I may have missed something, but as far as I know, Debbie is just currently focussing on how quickly she can divorce Simon the rat, but hasn't got the definitive evidence to cite Sandy as co-respondent.   The guest pregnancy thread is just a red herring. Of course, Debbie going on about how wonderful Brian is, is fairly nauseating considering that he's running Simon very close in the cheating on your family race.

It may all be clearer in the omnibus edition on Sunday....

Kitty


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