BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03

Subject: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: InOBU
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 02:37 PM

As per yearly tradition...

Twas the night before Mudcat Christmas, and on the roof of the house
Gargoyle was perched, quiet as a mouse
While the Shambles sang on the corner with care, under a Peeler's grim and humorless stair... with thoughts that the PEL laws were unfair...

Add a verse, don't neglect Spaw and the beans, and all our other holiday traditions...
Larry

Subject: RE: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 02:42 PM

The Missus and I were both safely in bed,
An' dreams of those Mudcat CDs filled our heads...

...When over the modem there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen, to see WHAT was the matter!

Subject: RE: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 04:03 PM

I looked at the screen,
and it was the Mud Chat.....

Them nutters from Hull
were knocking it flat!

Subject: RE: BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Tweed
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 09:01 PM

And Oakley had knickers
Popped snug on his head,

My eyes flew wide open,
I thought he was dead!

Subject: RE: BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 09:45 PM

When down through the flue
Came a fellow so fat
That Khandu and L.H.
Thought, "It must be The Shat!"

Subject: RE: BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: GUEST,Truthtroller
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 10:25 PM

But no it was me come down off the roof
To make sure you mudcatters all tell the truth


T.T.

Subject: RE: BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 10:29 PM

Then, what do my marvelling ears should appear
But five Mudcat CDs full of music and cheer!

Subject: RE: BS: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas 03
From: Bassic
Date: 14 Dec 02 - 06:11 AM

With a HO Ho Ho and a crack of the whip
Who is this,
on a "round the world" trip?

Is it Santa and Rudolph on their annual flight?
No its Ossonflags and Punch,
("Dirty Nellies", at 9, tonight!!)