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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 28 Nov 14 - 01:23 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 14 - 01:07 PM
Little Hawk 28 Nov 14 - 12:42 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 14 - 10:38 AM
Rapparee 28 Nov 14 - 06:57 AM
GUEST,Chastaine 27 Nov 14 - 09:25 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 14 - 09:09 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 27 Nov 14 - 08:44 PM
gnu 27 Nov 14 - 05:55 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 14 - 04:57 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 27 Nov 14 - 01:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Nov 14 - 01:36 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 14 - 10:30 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 27 Nov 14 - 09:54 AM
gnu 26 Nov 14 - 12:16 PM
Rapparee 26 Nov 14 - 05:44 AM
Amos 25 Nov 14 - 10:16 PM
Rapparee 25 Nov 14 - 09:40 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Nov 14 - 09:31 PM
gnu 25 Nov 14 - 07:24 PM
Rapparee 25 Nov 14 - 06:03 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Nov 14 - 02:31 PM
gnu 25 Nov 14 - 12:43 PM
Amos 25 Nov 14 - 12:36 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Nov 14 - 11:43 AM
Amos 25 Nov 14 - 10:13 AM
Rapparee 25 Nov 14 - 09:49 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 24 Nov 14 - 11:00 PM
Rapparee 24 Nov 14 - 09:54 PM
gnu 24 Nov 14 - 05:23 PM
GUEST,Cookie gone again???? gnu 24 Nov 14 - 03:58 PM
Amos 24 Nov 14 - 02:38 PM
Rapparee 24 Nov 14 - 11:28 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 Nov 14 - 11:29 PM
Rapparee 23 Nov 14 - 01:36 PM
gnu 23 Nov 14 - 11:32 AM
Rapparee 23 Nov 14 - 11:17 AM
gnu 22 Nov 14 - 07:04 PM
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Stilly River Sage 22 Nov 14 - 12:47 PM
gnu 21 Nov 14 - 07:51 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 14 - 01:23 PM

Most people have that very same problem. I've had it all my life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 14 - 01:07 PM

Himself -- and it's not working.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 14 - 12:42 PM

Yes, they're still searching for a Final Solution to Shane, eh? But........."recovering", you say? What is he recovering from?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 14 - 10:38 AM

Shame McBride is now recovering in an isolation unit like those used for Ebola victims, except that the Canadian health authorities are considering simply walling the whole thing up, encasing it in concrete, and dumping it into the Marianas Trench -- and then sinking the ship it was hauled on. (They have also asked to "borrow" a nuke from the US.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 14 - 06:57 AM

I'd give him a bloody nose except for fear of his blood-borne pathogens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chastaine
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 09:25 PM

Do NOT give any money to that idiot Shane. He bums smokes off people but never has any to give back. He is a liar and a lowlife. He stinks! If I see him in the Iron Horse again he is a dead man.

You hear me, Shane? Not one foot acrost the thresh hold!

Chastaine


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 09:09 PM

Good heavens! Shame's out of prison! He certainly couldn't have gotten time off for good behavior. Maybe he's still in prison and is using an illicit computer to access the Internet. Yeah, I'll bet that's it, except he's so stupid he can't continue to get away with it. As for political office, well, he's got the morals, the ethics, and the personal hygiene for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 08:44 PM

I HATE SNOW!!! The flippin' stuff gets in evreybuddys' way and it is cold to. If I was Prime Inistder I wood flippin' OUTLAW all the snow in Canada, eh? It wood all have to flippin' fall somweres else insteada here, know'm sayin'? I wood make the snow all fall in Soddy Arebia...not here. I have got a lotta good ideas like this and so I am askin' for conterabyushins to get me electedd, eh? And I meen soon! We have had enuff flippin' incompestence in guverment. It is time for a BIG change and if enuff people vote for ME their will be a flippin' GINORMOUS BIG change. You can take that to the bank, eh?

- Shane

p.s. Do not vote for a flippin' monkey! You wood have to be an idiot to do that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 05:55 PM

I have a bandage on my figer on accounta I broke a nail WAYY bac whilst removing the vile whte shit so my typing is shite. BTW... Chono> Really? I'd rater read George. George is a cool guy. Chongo is tedious. Just sayin, eh? Hell... Shane makes more sense. Penny too.

Ahhhh fuckk, it's snowin agin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 04:57 PM

Oh, please. That's a picture of Chinga, sister to the late and unlamented Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 01:47 PM

http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/385106/350wm/Z9120081-Grinning_chimpanzee-SPL.jpg


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 01:36 PM

Pardon my brief absence, I've been changing out the faucet in my kitchen sink by myself and it only took 2 days (but no huge plumber bill, so it was worth it) but I can't help myself: Look what the 'cat dragged in. Long time, no see, LH/Chongo/et al.

Amos, that drive from Vegas sounds hellish. Good call to book a room for the duration. Enjoy Arizona. My son is now a regular visitor instead of a resident in Tucson - he graduated from UA in the spring and moved to Seattle but has a girlfriend who is a UA junior this year. We shall see how the long distance romance fares, but I wish them all the best.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 10:30 AM

Sure does, Chongo. Too bad you're dead and can't drink. Vote in Chicago, yes, but drink, no.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 27 Nov 14 - 09:54 AM

Sounds to me like a good excuse to just stay inside and drink.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 14 - 12:16 PM

Yup. I figured it might... 40 to 55cm of snow and wind 40 to 70kph. Shovels, check. Beer, check. Snowblower gassed, check. Beer, check. Power packs charged, chuck. Beer, chick. Windsheeld wipers in storm opsishun, chuck. Wha'my fergettin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 14 - 05:44 AM

One tough hombre who only packs a sweater at -75. You'd think his ornaments would freeze solid and shatter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 10:16 PM

Having barely recovered from the heroic Midnight Race from Vegas to Diego, I am now packing for another expedition to the clear cool air of Arizona's High Desert country--75deg F daytine, below freezing at night, The sufferings I go through to honor my fellow beingsi are just Gargantuan. I am having to pack a sweater, for goodness sake!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 09:40 PM

How very pathetic that someone feels that they must continue the perfidious palaver purporting to be from a patently perished Pan paniscus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 09:31 PM

Hard to believe Rap is still trying to smear my good name and spread crazy lies about me after all these years, but he still is. The silly schmuck is obsessed. He's worse than Teribus in a political debate. I'll have him investigated after I am elected. He is gonna be banana-boarded with extreme prejudice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 07:24 PM

Monkey flung dung shit again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 06:03 PM

Hard to believe Chonga's dead, but the world is a little better now. The breeze is not quite so polluted and the Chicago River only partly dissolved a boat today. Even Randy Ronni over in Blighty is charging less.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 02:31 PM

There is a disturbin' specist undertone in yer remarks, Amos. Well, you can get away with that now. But wait till after the next election. Just you wait and see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 12:43 PM

Sunny and 18C! I have an uneasy feeling about it. 3/4 moon is Saturday. This is the seventh cycle of cold-warm-cold this fall and this is pretty warm. Not that there could be a Buffalo on the way but any amount of snow bothers Mum greatly (yes, I know youse have heard that before) so I do get uneasy feelings these days. The rags are talking about a possible snow on Thursday but the various forecasts are all over the place so I'll have to rely on my 40+ years of experience living here and say... it ain't here yet so we'll see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 12:36 PM

The rest is what continues to earn me admiring glances and flattering compliments everywhere I go, so I'll keep it, thanks. Unlike your own hairy, overinflated, simian apotheosis of animal brutishness.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 11:43 AM

"visual assault with blunt ugliness" Ha! Ha! Ook! Ook! That is great. I gotta use that myself on someone. You sure got a way with words, Amos. Pity about the rest, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 10:13 AM

I hear from Chinga that she has a new lawyer who is tracking Chonga down and planning a big ole lawsuit for abandonment, emotional distress, and visual assault with blunt ugliness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 14 - 09:49 AM

Yup, Chonga, like a malignant mole or a backed up sewer. Too bad you're dead; it was knowin' ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 11:00 PM

Missed me, didn't ya? Well, absence makes the heart grow fonder, a stitch in time saves nine, and you can lead a librarian to work but you can't make him stop droolin'! Ook! Ook!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 09:54 PM

See? Why go to Vegas when you can get the same traffic at home?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 05:23 PM

2.5km walk! And I didn't have to stop to stretch my back! Oh... I wanted to but I just said F that! I thought, if A can put up with all that Calleeforneeahhh traffic, least I can do is endure a little excrutiating nerve pain. I feel energized! Although... I may need a jump start from a heavy cranking amps battery to get me out of bed on the morrow. I ain't no spring bunny when it comes to mobility eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Cookie gone again???? gnu
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 03:58 PM

Well, beats three days buried in Buffalo snow ya weenie.

Karma a bitch? Perhaps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 02:38 PM

Sweet Jaysus, what a night. We meant to leave Vegas Sunday morning and drive through to San Diego, leaving around 10 and arriving by 4 pm. About twenty miles north of the NEC/CA State line some poor bastard flipped his SUV over the divider landing in the southbound side of the interstate and killing himself and sending his girlfriend to the hospital. Blam.

Every Sunday, even without this complication, the traffic out of Vegas heading toward LA is denser than buffalo spoor. The Nevada Highway Patrol locked down two of the three lanes to investigate and clean up. The traffic backed up thicker and thicker and further and further. By the time we reached Whiskey Pete's near Perris, you couldn't get on or off, and we were a little low on gas. We exited into Whiskey Pete's casino and hotel and service station complex by crawling down the shoulder, and we were stuck there. A couple of hours later, we thought it might be better to crawl than do nothing, so we started out of the parking lot, but we never made it. We moved three feet in an hour inching our way toward the exit. Finally we gave up in disgust and ducked into a parking spot and retreated intot he casino, which as anyone who has been in one of these hellholes knows, is a nightmare of flashing lights, bells, zombified slave souls and bizarre neon.

After several hours sipping coffee and checking the scene, the parking lot had not changed at all, it was solid metal. Rumors flew--a body had been found, a crime scene investigation was ongoing, etc., etc., but no=-one knew the whole story and no-one had any idea when things would clear. We threw up our hands and booked a room, and retreated up tot he 16th floor from where we could see the endless stretch of cares crawling south on the 15, and not moving at all in the parking lot of Whiskey Pete's. We shut down, watched TV, slept for a couple of hours.

Finally at ten at night the southbound side began moving at 20 to 30 and the parking lot thinned out. By 11, the parking lot was almost6 cleared and we decided to dodge the inevitable rush hour of Monday morning by driving through the night. Everything went copacetically after that, we cruised into California at 70 and made our way down through Temecula into San Diego by 4 AM with rest stops. I then crashed into my bunk at home and slept like a cold brick for four hours.

The trip to Vegas was for a gathering of old friends, always enjoyuable, but Gawdawlmighty, what a price. :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 14 - 11:28 AM

Surely you don't keep those poor puppies in the garage when you're gone! No heat, no food, no company...why don't you take them with you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Nov 14 - 11:29 PM

I built a bit of fence in the garage to finish off the dog enclosure so that the chocolate lab doesn't charge out of the building any time I drive up and open the garage door. Now the gate has something to latch against (since the stuff that used to sit in that space has been long gone and allowed dogs to run through the gap). Neighbors up the street had their truck jacked up, put on landscaping pavers (that were stolen from the yard across the street from me) and the wheels stolen, so it seems prudent to go ahead and park the car in the garage at night. Now I can open the door without a dog racing out to hop in the car with me, just to ride back into the garage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 14 - 01:36 PM

Hardtack. Or pilot bread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Nov 14 - 11:32 AM

Cracked the bugs and didn't take even a single bite but, come around 4PM, I am piggin out on beer and bugs. Only thing missing will be crackers. Soda crackers? Soda biscuits? What is it ye ferriner types call em?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 14 - 11:17 AM

gnu, your mum should talk with Mom about you and suffering. They could trade stories and commiserate with each other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Nov 14 - 07:04 PM

I wish I could taste that heavenly delight, SRS. Unfortunately, I shant be travelling nearby and shall therefore not be able to partake of you culinary prowess. On the other hand, if you are nearby before it's down my gullet, this here chicken fricot I just manipulated into a soup/stew orgasm is yours for the ladling.

As for the morrow, Mum's 88th Bday, two dozen roses (red and white) with pink carnations and Baby's Breath and fronds mixed in, a can of frozen lobster, cracked steamed fresh today 1.5 pound lobsters (3 which I will pick up in the morning), 4 small bottles of her fav sparkling wine, a box of Ganong Delecto mint chocolates, a fruit cake, a frozen ice cream cake in copious vanilla combinations, a rather nice BDay card... I'll stop there. She's been through a lot more ringers in her life than most of us will ever experience. She suffered just delivering me fer fuck sake! and then had to put up with trying to make me a decent human being. Not an easy task but I like to think she did a decent job... as best she could, given what she had to work with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 14 - 06:18 PM

Sorry I haven't been around much, but I've been sleeping and reading.

Jealous, ain't ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Nov 14 - 12:47 PM

I have a couple of gallons of green tomato relish as of this weekend. Please return the jars when you finish it. Let me know if you'd like a pint jar and I'll leave it by the door in case I'm not home when you come by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Nov 14 - 07:51 PM

I googled it but it didn't "fit". I pondered. I got it! I am so proud of myself that I think I can fall asleep now. This day has ended well, thanks to MOASs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 14 - 07:10 PM

Heh. Nothing any other mother hasn't said or thought at one time or another. Get in line, MOAGO.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Mother of all Galactic Overlords
Date: 21 Nov 14 - 05:14 PM

You people be nice to my boy! We didn't have much when he was growing up and everything he has he owes to me! I taught him all he knows and to always wear his rubbers when it's raining outside or he'll catch his death of cold! And to eat all of his peas or to take at least three bites of everything on his plate! So if he shows up without his rubbers and it's raining let me know! And if you see him eating someone and taking fewer than three bites let me know as well!

It's so hard raising Galactic Overlords, you have NO idea! And they never call or come to see me even though I made them what they are today! I went Without so that they could reach the pinnacles of Galactic Overlordness and this is the thanks I get!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Nov 14 - 12:48 PM

"Honorable kamikaze pilots of Rising Sun Empire of Japan, today you going on most dangerous mission. Today you take kamikaze airplane high up in the sky, find Yankee aircraft carrier, bring kamikaze plane down fast, crashing on deck, killing yourself and all aboard. Now, before we have ceremonial sake toast, are there any questions? Yah, in the back, Sakimoto."

"Honorable General, Sir!"

"Ah so!"

"Are you out of your fucking mind?"

Cheech & Chong, circa I forget, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 14 - 02:13 PM

I didn't say you were speaking of me; but your slanderous falsehoods were surely aimed at someone,ad hominem ex machina.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Nov 14 - 11:58 AM

SRS... get yerself a rig and dig! You'd be the talk of the neighbourhood. BBQ at the Stilly River Ranch on Saturday - BYOB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 14 - 11:51 AM

For shame, Amos! You leap to unwarranted conclusions again! Your doctor has warned you about that. Why do you think that I was speaking of you? There were 1,365,999 other people in Sandy Ego just last year. You have one chance in 1,365,000 of being correct. Were I you I would not bet on those odds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Nov 14 - 02:46 AM

Good news about being able to travel, Mike.

That guy with the Google Earth is certainly impressed with the Permian Basin. Yes I know about it, I've driven through many times and flown over a lot. I worked for a geologist for a couple of years in college and always liked maps and looking at the ground from the plane.

I live about a mile from a pad. There are six different gas wells that cross under my property. Not sure how they manage that, but I get statements for six wells every year.

In a thousand years all of these spots will be overgrown, relics, or pads for windmill towers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 14 - 01:03 AM

Oh fie, you falsificartor, you fabricating fabulist, you perverse purveyor of perfervid perjuries! You told Gnu you could sell the guitars with the house. No-one would believe that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 14 - 09:53 PM

Amos, I do not make ad hominem attacks. Ad caninem perhaps, but not the other.


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