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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 20 Oct 14 - 03:10 AM
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gnu 19 Oct 14 - 03:44 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 14 - 03:10 AM

Rap's been hitting the Betelgeuse again. Well, he deserves a break. He's been through alot.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 14 - 09:21 PM

Canopus the penguin go? How about Al de Baron? No, not Al -- he's a big dipper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Oct 14 - 03:44 PM

Siriusly? It must be in the stars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 14 - 12:16 PM

The even better part of that story, gnu, is that yesterday my niece and her boyfriend announced that they are engaged! Lucy the Wonderdog may well have a role in the nuptials. My family are dog people. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 14 - 09:57 PM

That's a song about waiters and waitresses, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 14 - 09:11 PM

Up a long ladder, down a short rope
Here's to King Bill, and to hell wid da Pope.

Anyway, I wish to cavort. Today I cavorted over to the Old Open Mic and played with many friends old and new on stringed instruments and vocals, which was a grand pleasure indeed. I actually performed a rendition of "You've Got To Serve Somebody" which had them clapping and stomping in the aisles. Hahha.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 14 - 09:51 AM

Giant radioactive plague-carrying wooly mammoths are migrating to Sandy Ego and Dallas. It was in the paper this morning, so it's true.bbAnd they're all Papists, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 14 - 06:53 AM

SRS... lovely story!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Oct 14 - 02:41 AM

MOM, the dogs are in for the night. They want to know how Maggie the Wonder dog is because they like good dog stories. Like the one my niece told to her father, my brother. She and her boyfriend moved to Minnesota last summer, from sunny southern CA. They fit in well, and even added to the family, adopting a charming mixed breed (who looks like she should be her own breed, and probably has a lot of Australian shepherd and maybe some English pointer) pup named Lucy. They take now-one-year-old Lucy to dog parks regularly, and they visited a new park a few weeks ago. They saw Lucy paying particular attention to another dog, sniffing, playing, leaving but always going back to hang out with him. And he had her coloring. They spoke to the owner, a 13-year-old girl, and realized these two were litter mates! Of course she recognized him. They were adopted from the same shelter in the big city, and had information about age and birthday to compare and confirm.

They plan to go back to see if they get lucky and let the dogs play together again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 11:59 PM

See my previous post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 09:39 PM

The US is annexing Canada in 2015. Fourth of July present to Canada. Harper said, "Okay." Robert Ford initiated the procedure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 08:20 PM

I have been asked to run (behind closed doors and by few). I declined in a heartbeat. I don't run any more than I ever did. I research for those that run but I do not run. Political office does not suit me. Imagine my first day in the legislature... "Mister/Madame Speaker... not a fuckin hope I am takin off me hat. Take yer antiquated bullshit decorum dress rules and shove em up yer arse. Now, let's talk about corruption in the legislature." Ya see where I am comin from? Just ain't gonna happen. The phrase "Loose Canuck." comes to mind. Simply a train wreck waiting to happen.

Four years from now? We'll see... if I am still alive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 07:17 PM

Don't weep, Ebbie. Mom doesn't like it when people weep. It depresses her and makes everything wet. gnu doesn't need wet. It will dilute his (shudder!) Budweiser.

An old limerick:

There was a young lady, Ann Heiser,
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But a fellow named Blatz
Found a Schiltz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 04:14 PM

I had a taking-aback thought yesterday.

On a mug I saw "How Long does it take to get thin?"

And I realized the correct answer is:

"As long as it took to get fat".



waaaaaaah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 11:18 AM

When asked why old folks drive slowly, I reply "Because we can." However, when one has to go to several shops and sees what I saw on the radar, old folks can drive just as fast as those with fancy weehicles and little skill. Plus, it helps if you have a big hulkin pickup truck... makes the Tonka Toys leery. Just sat me arse in the chair and Dog raised his big leg in the sky. Add a 40kph wind and she's wet as whale shit out there. Duck and worm weather.

In here where me arse is sat, it's dry and snuggly. Snagged some McCain's frozen pizza on sale for $4 per and I had $1 off coupons. Imagine my delight when I saw the Bud on sale! I even traded a five dollar bill for a looto ticket worth $10M. Great day so far eh?

I hope youse and yours are living the dream too.

P.S. That there Room 101 thread? Cranky old men.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 10:34 AM

Hark! It is the voice of our resident rakeshame,known to all as a vile, dissolute wretcha rampallion, a scroyle, a runnion. HE is a famous pander, a cullion and international crack-rope, renowned mammalucca, top-drawer jadroo;, and a snarky snipe to boot!

But still, we love him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Oct 14 - 02:10 AM

Nice job, Amos! Thanks for the link, guhnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 14 - 10:05 PM

Or to put it another way,

...ez naiz ausartzen melokotoi bat jan?
Zuri franelazko galtza jantziko ditu I eta hondartza gainean oinez.
Zaharra hazten dut, zaharra hazten dut. Nire praka ijetzitako hondoan jantziko ditut.

Ol' TS makes as much sense in Basque as in English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 14 - 10:01 PM

...do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers and walk upon the beach.
I grow old, I grow old. I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Oct 14 - 11:37 AM

Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 14 - 08:53 AM

Okay, so nobody disagrees. My theory has been peer-reviewed (as if anyone anywhere could could up to my standards of peerage!).

My only decisions left to make is first, in which learned journal to publish and, second, what to say in my speech accepting the Nobel prizes I'm sure to win. (I was taught the best way to handle great flame in grade school in the '50s. "Duck and cover" handles most situations.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 14 - 08:03 PM

I have A Theory.

Global warming is proven, except for those who prefer to live in caves and scratch their fleas.

Hot air rises. Cold air "sinks." Clouds trap heat.

As the climate warms, hot air will rise but will be trapped by the clouds. This will force the cold air at the tops of mountains to sink into the valleys. Thus, as the mountaintops melt the valleys will freeze. Eventually the melted mountaintops will fill in the valleys and the Earth will be a flat, featureless plain. Then the weather will be flat and featureless as well...bland, no bite to it. Thus, the world ends not with a bang, but a whimper (to quote some poet).

Oh, yeah. Thomas Stearns Eliot. Ol' TS himself. One of Saint Louie's progeny.

Some the world will look like a patient etherized upon a table, to cite ol' TS again.

That's my theory, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 14 - 10:48 AM

I am ready to cavort, dammit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 14 - 10:21 AM

Powder can be difficult to get around here I hear. However, Cabellas and Bass Pro are coming to town so reloaders shouldn't have a problem. Yesterday, I went to see the Cabellas building under construction about 2 km from me. BIG store! Gonna put the local shops and smiths out of business. They'll take a fair bit of business away from Crappy Tire too. Damn Yankees!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 14 - 09:10 AM

I've got some primers, paint and otherwise. Got some percussion caps, too...just the things to start your day with a bang.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 14 - 07:02 PM

I am primed. Well, reasonably well oiled. Time for a semi pain free walk. I tidied Mum's garage and got some other stuff done but I had to lift some heavy items so I will be toast for several days after my prime time has timed out. Gotta get a walk in now because walking will be rather difficult as toast. Sooo... if anyone needs to get in contact with me, leave a message after the beep. If it's an emergency, dial 911 and scream "HELP M..." and then drop the phone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 14 - 05:54 PM

I'm prime!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 14 - 05:54 PM

The animal is called a arskupo. That's because the armadillo genes are prevalent. If the skunk genes were it would be a skuporarm and if the porcupine were it would be a porskuarm. They are still working of the names for the various variants, because they want them to be named to reflect the dominant-subdominant-subsubdominant genetic makeup, in that order.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Oct 14 - 05:30 PM

Two posts after this one will be a prime number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 14 - 09:38 AM

It came to me during the night: it was set to the tune of "Men Of Harlech" played in waltz time.

Story in the local paper today: the Sheriff's department has purchased an animal cop which is a cross between a skunk, a porcupine, and an armadillo. The Sheriff said, "We now have armored, sticky, and stinky capabilities. We will only use this with our SWAT team or whenever we have to." I think the militarization of the police has gone too far.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 10:02 PM

No matter. It is WONDERful news, Rap. A breath of fresh air at this day and hour.

Perhaps I could share what is currently on my playlist.

I am very much looking forward to YTing a tune I was thinking of this afternoon. If you have any idea about what that was, feel free to remind me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 08:43 PM

She flies a shuttle to the ISS -- private contract, of course.

Seriously, this was more of an exercise than anything else. She wanted to see if she still knew how; later this week she has a class and I'll drive her to it ("Gawwan and git in there!"). She's not about to tackle any sort of traffic -- yesterday everyone else was in church and the streets were clear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 08:35 PM

Next week Pat graduates to flying a plane or captaining a yacht?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 07:25 PM

I was taught to terminate skunks on sight with extreme prejudice. Kids and mailboxes? Not so much.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 04:35 PM

Of course, she hit six kids, a dozen mailboxes, three cars, a skunk, and a cop. But she drove for forty-five minutes!

The skunk was with the cop. We don't use police dogs out here -- police skunks are more effective. Some baddies would shoot a police dog or otherwise harm it, but they give right up when a police SKUNK waddles toward them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Oct 14 - 06:02 AM

Ditto on the Like button!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 14 - 11:27 PM

If there were a Like button, I would click it, but I cannot. Nevertheless, I do like your last post, Sir Booque.

In my mind's eye I have conquered sea, audiences, and miles today, but my real eyes are doing a much shabbier job of adventure. This is why life is so hard in the physical universe. It's all force, persistency, mass and momentum, with no room for flights of the spirit. I am putting in for a transfer, I tells ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 14 - 08:24 PM

Oh, yeah. My wife drove around the 'hood for 45 minutes today. DROVE.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 14 - 08:23 PM

I'd give it an 85 at most. No beat, no drums, just Amos and his lute.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Oct 14 - 09:58 PM

It's got a nice beat and it's easy to dance to. I'll give it a ninety five.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 14 - 06:30 PM

It could be asked if SPanish dance
Would make the heart look cold askance
At Rapparree in his fancy pants.
His problematic scansion
WOuld not lend itself to dancing.
And Spanishers dancers with disdain
Would sieve his scansion through a skein
Or warp it through a weir of rhythm
'Til satisfaction he would give 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Oct 14 - 05:38 PM

That's an open ended question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 14 - 03:37 PM

You don't look askance at Rap's scanning?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 11:06 PM

Rap says he scans. I say it's about time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 09:29 PM

I am not nnocuin the Cubs, I'm just sayin screw em. And as for frozen, Lasagna,

2014.04.22 (FROZEN)

Fridge day before.

12:00 200F

3:15 350F

3:50 Out.

4:05 Cut up. Perfect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 07:57 PM

Why are you bad-mouthing the Cubs? They're pretty innocuous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gnu's Evil Twin
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 02:31 PM

Behold someone who believes! In Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Patriots!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 12:04 PM

If that lasagna was in the freezer it's actually better to put it in the oven frozen, but give it a longer heating time. Less likely to grow unfriendly bugs that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 11:34 AM

As the Thanksgiving long weekend draws very nigh, I am thankful for spotting the last available 30 pack hidden on the floor behind the big promotional sign and for the Vito's lasagna I just took out of the fridge to warm up before putting it into the oven. Let's see... beer, lasagna... yup, that's it. Oh! And for the Patriot's big win on Sunday. It'll be two weeks in a row. They are on a winning streak!

P.S. Screw the Cubs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 14 - 08:48 AM

I scan!


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