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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 04 Sep 15 - 05:31 PM
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Rapparee 04 Sep 15 - 09:10 AM
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Amos 02 Sep 15 - 10:18 AM
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Rapparee 02 Sep 15 - 09:58 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Sep 15 - 05:31 PM

I'd post pics of my boiled ham dinner but they wouldn't fit on your screen.

Fffudge I am full. I haven't eaten this much since the last boiled ham dinner. Thank Dog I was down to 174.8 this AM. I shant weigh myself tomorrow as I intend to do it all over again without guilt. Rather, with great gutso... urp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 04 Sep 15 - 01:28 PM

Snow! We're still locked in the mid-90s every day, with overnight down to the low 70s. Next week we're supposed to step down to the mid-80s. I'm ready for the flannel shirts and wearing socks with my shoes, but the weather isn't cooperating yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 15 - 09:10 AM

Three -- 3! -- inches of snow! That's 7.62 centimeters. 0.164654226 Greek cubits! 5.093655387 x 10-13 AU! 0.000378788 furlongs! 4,320 twip! A Planck length of 4.715200644 x 1033! And that's at 7,984 feet!

Elk'll be coming down off the mountain now, bears'll be denning up, and soon a new cycle of life will begin again from the seeds of Autumn. Soon enough the mountain maple with mix its bright slash of crimson to the deep lemon yellow of the aspens and the mountainsides will again turn into become a riotous spectrum of colors, except in Canada where it will be a riotous spectrum of colours.

Ah, Autumn in the mountains! Where the last of the wannabe mountain climbers will find themselves trapped on a ledge at 10,000 feet and/or dead of hypothermia or falling off a cliff, their bodies to remain until what is left can be gathered in the Spring. Where flat-land hunters will pass out from anoxyia because they didn't all enough time to become accustomed to a lower oxygen level and by doing so contribute a few days' residency to our local hospital and find they must sell their hunting gear to pay for part of their stay.

And then Winter comes. No more bikini-clad bimbos finding the back country swarms with mosquitoes. No more 65 foot "Class A motorhomes" failing to make hairpin turns on gravel roads that make a mountain goat pale at the thought of negotiating them. Not until Spring will one again hear the whine, "But dear, I didn't KNOW that the Rocky Mountains were, you know, MOUNTAINS!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 15 - 10:22 PM

Going down to 4.4 C. tomorrow night, the high tomorrow is 20.0 C. That's what I wrote -- 4.4. Why, there's SNOW up on the hills! And good sleeping with the window open and the blankets up with a 98.6F bed warmer....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Sep 15 - 07:38 PM

"2kg of local fresh greenie beanies"

Drat... "one kg". But two would be even better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Sep 15 - 07:36 PM

Whassup?! Whassup?! I'll tell yas whassup. The temPERature is down on me thermo-meter! I was just out for a walk and upon return to me humble abode, I flung open me windows. Well, cranked em open on accounta I got yer casement windows eh? Yessir, yessir. She's readin 18C eh wha? Lovely noight me son! Goin down ta 10 here in Sout'East NB tanoight! Talk a frost in the river valleys up nort'west NB in e Appalachians. High of 19 ona morrow. I bought a smoked pork picnic shoulder ham at $2.84/kg, 2kg of local fresh greenie beanies* and a fresh green cabbage today. I got fresh local spuds and carrots and... I am gonna gain weight tomorrow. And the next day... and the next day... I clocked in at 172.4# today. I have been working hard on getting ready for this boiled ham dinner.

*Yes. A kilo in one pot. I loikes me greenie beanies, me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 15 - 06:46 PM

Ah, me. None to post, none to keep Mom from utter and complete degradation, save myself. I shall, therefore, do this thing! I do this not for self-completion or for public praise, but because It Is The Right Thing To Do and hence the pinnacle of both Ethics and Morality as long as I remain humble -- and I'm very, very proud of my humility.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 15 - 08:21 AM

Gotta get these empty whiskey and whisky bottle outa here before Mom wakes up or she'll go on and on about how she should have been invited.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 10:37 PM

Oh, yeah. Fujifilm Finepix S9900W. It's all I need to do what I need to do, I think. Probably more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 09:47 PM

I got my new camera today! 50 -- count them FIFTY -- x optical zoon! 16 megapixels! I took a great picture of the moon showing the street signs of Luna City and everything and it's not even up yet!

Amos, Ballyferriter and Butte await. Of course, I'll be far, far ahead of you as they are offering Irish at Idaho State University this semester and I'll be taking it. But then, I'm way ahead of you anyway. And anyone who believes in Guinness believes in the Tooth Fairy...it's MURPHYS or Creans or Smithwick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 10:18 AM

Rapp:

That was once true, but then, you see, I went to Ireland and found Murphy's and the True Guinness. So you should keep your thrashing to yourself, where it will be more productive, in an onanistic sort of way...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 10:00 AM

Martin:

Thanks for the correction; I would hate to do a typographical disservice to such a gent. Turns out as well he is an old friend of Mai's, who charmed us all at the Getaway last year with her blithe spirit.

Rapparree's point about WiFi is generally well taken--you can find it in pubs and hostels all over the country and at one point they had a Dublin-wide city WiFi which was bolloxed up in the installation and discontinued. But out on the water, no such luck. Barely able to get cell coverage.

I have to say that I am doomed, now, to return to Ireland again and again. Next year, Westport and the west coast, I think. If I were not such a lazy sod, basically, I'd be taking up Irish language studies. :D

Thanks again for the charming visit to our little boat! There are some pictures on my Facebook page -- only a fraqction of the hundreds--that you might enjoy.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 09:58 AM

No! Amos? In a place that sells, and people consume, alcoholic beverages? Why, he would as soon go to a Bieber or Beiber or however that Canadian fellow spells his surname concert! It surely must have been Amos' evil twin or his doppelganger or someone who kinda looks like him. Amos has never been know to let a drop of anything alcoholic touch his lips or any other part of his anatomy! Now that I have returned from my journeys for a bit I shall find whoever started this scurrilous rumor and give them a sound thrashing!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MartiRyan, bereft of cookie..
Date: 02 Sep 15 - 05:40 AM

Amos

Glad it went well! Again, my apologies for only managing a flying visit as you settled in to the boat.

I knew Sean's Bar very well - and the eponymous Seán himself, indeed. A pub of great character and history. If I remember correctly, a historian friend of mine located the documents that established its claim to the "oldest pub" tag under its old name of "The Three Blackamoors Heads".

Regards

P.S. That would have been Kevin ROWSOME you met in The Cobblestone - just to avoid confusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 10:32 PM

12C at 11 PM. Happy happy happy happy! Going down to 8C overnight in the next few days! Did I mention I am happy? Windows open all night long. Now, 28C and humid tomorrow but I can take it with the windows closed AFTER 12C overnight. HAPPY! Fuck summer. Pfffft! Goodbye and good riddance. Take yer damn skeeters with ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 10:22 PM

Indeed, ^*^! What wonderful updates. Thanks, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 09:23 PM

Careful, Amos, you'll turn this into a music thread yet. They'll bump it upstairs and who knows who will drop in! (Glad you're having such an adventure and charming all with your music!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 06:43 PM

Friday we wandered through the highs and lows of Dublin City to a wee fine old pub called The Cobblestone, and who should file into the pub while we were sipping porter there but the very man himself, Kevin Rowan, heir and master of the legacy of five generations of Uillean piping. His wife and two granddaughters and he set up with flute, half-pipes, fiddle and concertina and proceeded to light up the place with the finest of jigs, reels and hornpipes. Kevin Rowan one the Oirechatas Festival first place award in 1991, the same which is great great-uncle had one a hundred years before. Talk about the stream down the generations. Then in came an old granny, no relation, with a fine bodhran and she chimed in in perfect time with a wicked tipple. Then another young man with a guitar gently chimed in to support the magic. What an afternoon! If we hadn't been due to catch the train to Sandycove we would have stayed the day out just for the toe-tapping music.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 05:35 PM

have spent the last week exploring the River Shannon, the great silver water that runs down through the center of Ireland. My means of exploration was a 30-foot barge-shaped cruising boat, purpose designed for rivers and canals, and the two of us were thrilled and delighted with every turn we took, from Athlone's Killinure Point north to Carrick, east to Lough Key and the strange castle that sits on an islet there, north to the beautiful village of Leitrim, and then south again through Rosskey, Tarmonbarry, Lanesborough and back across the wide Lough Ree to our home base at Quigley's Marina.

Then we spent two deliriously fine days traipsing across Dublin thanks to a dear friend who knows every turn of Irish history by heart. We took the light rail down to Sandycove, where--be still my heart!--we climbed the very steps of Joyce's Tower where stately plump Buck Mulligan once carried his shaving dish to intone the blessing of the sea over his morning ablutions.

In Athlone I had the rare treat of singing and playing for a grand gathering of spirited Irish folk in the oldest pub in Ireland, Sean's yclept, reputedly founded in 900 AD.

Here's to the Irish, God bless them high and low.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 04:42 PM

SOB!!!! I haven't eaten a potato chip in years and Lay's comes out with P.E.I. Scalloped Potato Chips? BASTARDS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 11:17 AM

And the US Mail. And......


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 01 Sep 15 - 10:32 AM

Ah - like the GOP trying to sell US national parks to oil companies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Aug 15 - 12:41 PM

Public-Private Partnership. It's a fancy name for privatization (AKA getting paid under he table to sell public institutions/resources to the private sector).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 30 Aug 15 - 10:23 PM

What are P3s?

I saw MOM heading up to the attic this afternoon. Something about pulling out stuff for fall. Halloween and Thanksgiving and Christmas lights and ornaments, and orange vests to wear when out and about so no hunters blow her or any of us away. Sounds like the deer population around the house is growing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 15 - 09:33 PM

Oh really? I guess that's that then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 15 - 07:11 PM

Again at the bottom of the page? WTF is going on?

Coalition for Seniors (nb.ca) Some pissed off old git posted...

Research P3s. They have cost Ontario billions of dollars. They cost us big time right now. They always cost more and you get less. Simple example : If you can own your own home rather than paying rent, it costs less.

P3s just make money for someone other than taxpayers... EVERY TIME.

Why do governments want P3s for schools and nursing homes and hospitals and highways and water/sewer... the list goes on...? Well, they are abdicating direct responsibility for running public infrastructure as well as trying to play with the books to make themselves look good. They are saying that no NBers are smart enough to run our public infrastructure... really? Remember when they told us Jean Charest could run NB Power better than we could? They tried to sell NB Power to Quebec??? Now they want to sell everything to P3s?

I think something has already been sold. Our politicians.

Just one more thought. Close schools and build a downtown hockey rink in Moncton? The job of our three levels of governments is to manage and tax land use... NOT to be in business. If Mayor George wants a hockey rink, he should go to a bank and borrow the money to do so on his own dime... and pay taxes on the land he buys rather than expecting taxpayers to be on the hook for his pipe dream. It's about time these politicians learned that, if they want to be in business, they should get into business... ON THEIR OWN.
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What a cranky old git!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 15 - 10:12 PM

BREAKING :

New poll says 0% of Canucks will vote Blue.

Based on a poll of one, CPC is screwed. In a bold move, Owenspolls contacted one person, and asked him if he would vote CPC. In addition, they requested that the answers be allowed to be made public in quotes. The respondent said, "Sure. I don't give a shit."

The lone respondent said, "Not a chance in hell." The next question was "Who would you vote for if the election was today?" and he responded, "Are you shittin me? I ain't tellin youse guys! Don't call me again ya stunnedasmearse!" and he slammed the phone down.

Owenspolls says the poll and it's projection of election results are accurate 20 out of 20 times with no damn chance of any error unless the election is suspect. When contacted for clarification of the accuracy, the representative for Owenspolls, a Mr. Gary Owens, said, "Shit Harpers... ah... happens. Look at the last few elections."

Stephen Harper was asked about the poll by the CBC. He responded, "We are well aware of Owenspolls and CSIS has been dispatched... rather... asked to monitor Owenspolls for any wrong or evildoings. You can never let down your guard in order to keep Canadians safe from Canadians. A vote for the CPC is a vote for vigilant safety in these dangerous times. You... you work at CBC? What's your name?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Aug 15 - 03:39 PM

Yes we're around. MOM likes her autonomy and prefers to wander near the edge just for the excitement of it, so sometimes we let her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,R
Date: 28 Aug 15 - 09:35 PM

Why not? No one else is around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rap-a-ree!!!!
Date: 28 Aug 15 - 09:33 PM

There is no one left save me to save Mom and save her safe. It is in said safe where she stores sweets and saurkraut for sassy siblings so smooch her withered old cheek and bring her tea (with a good tot of rum).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 15 - 10:12 AM

Only a half hour from fall into the abyss! Glad I was able to catch Mom and pull her from the brink.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Aug 15 - 10:47 AM

Kicks Hrans? He's in imminent danger!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 15 - 09:12 PM

Now, at last, it can be told.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 15 - 07:52 PM

He also bad-mouths and kicks bodhrans. Says that they shouldn't be allowed to propagate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 15 - 09:58 AM

He's a mean one, he is. You'd best put a 24 hour watch on him, and don't let him have ANYTHING. If you give him so much as a tooth brush you'd best could the bristles when he finishes using it. Once he turned a slice of bread into a piece of burning toast using nothing more than his own intelligence to guide him! I personally have seen him turn a perfectly good G7 chord into a thing of absolute terror! Keep him locked up and do body cavity searches every hour -- he's a tricky once, he is!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 26 Aug 15 - 09:31 AM

That figures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MartinRyan
Date: 26 Aug 15 - 06:11 AM

Ennis? Keep that Amos guy well locked up! I told him to turn right when he left Killinure Point on Lough Ree (I was afraid to say "head North" for fear of confusion...). He obviously turned left!

Regards


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Eamonn ORiardonn, Garda, Sergeant, Ennis Bar
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 11:06 PM

We have in charge an "Amos" who provided only this as his address. He has no passport. If anyone knows him please contact us as quickly as possible. He was taken up for being extraordinarily drunk, molesting a bean sidhe, contributing to an IRA, and singing out of tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 09:57 PM

I enjoy reading about this stuff, but maybe you should put in an appearance in the declutter threads - there is lots of stuff other than just clearing out the house that gets discussed there.

Has Amos turned up anywhere yet? I see a three-day-old post on facebook. Pretty buildings and views. And a tavern. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 08:01 PM

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I lied." "Why did you lie, my son?" "I was asked a question and, if I told the truth, it would have curtailed me helping the person that asked me the question." "So, you lied to help this person?" "Yes, Father." "Fuckin great job, my son!"

At least, that's how I would imagine it should go.

I used to post about trying to do three good deeds a day. For over a week, I have had a hard time just standing up so the 3-a-day stuff is toast fer now. I can walk at times but I have to walk... I cannot walk slowly and that's how Mum walks, at a crawl, and with frequent stops. It's excruciating pain. Today, while walking Mum around Sobeys, an obviously "distressed" woman was babbling about egg rolls. I asked if I could help. GODSEND! I asked Mum if it was okay for me to leave her and show the woman where the egg rolls were and she agreed. That meant that I could actually walk at a reasonable pace AND do a good deed. Made my day.

Plus, I wrote another great short story outline and advanced a discussion about the Unfair Elections Act in Canada with my keen insight. All in all, not a bad day.

I assume that the above really doesn't contribute to the MOAB in any substantial manner but neither does the ******, IMO.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 12:31 PM

We have magpies around here, but no nightingales. Hawks, eagles, kestrels, buzzards, but no sparrow hawks. Why would someone eat a nightingale anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,naive
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 01:43 AM

A Sparrow-Hawk

"A sparhawk proud did hold in wicked jail

Music's sweet chorister, the Nightingale;

To whom with sighs she said:

"O set me free,

And in my song I'll praise no bird but thee."

The Hawk replied:

"I will not lose my diet

To let a thousand such enjoy their quiet."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 10:40 PM

Yes. I thought the tesseract as a fourth floor was a nice touch. I also enjoyed the trapdoor that dumped you into Squiddy's pool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 09:40 PM

Remember a few years ago when Amos went on vacation and a bunch of us redecorated his house?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 08:24 PM

Buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 08:21 PM

I just wrote a great short story. Sex, comedy, angst, adversity, moral fortitude... the works in about two pages. I wish I could share it. But, it's personal and will only appear after I check out... leave the building... take the big dirt nap... buy the farm... win the lottery...

Actually, if I win the lottery, I will buy a farm. I'll plant Bodhrán's and ship them to Idaho to drive Rap mad. MAD I SAY! HAHAHHAHAHAAA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 05:39 PM

One does not learn the Hran. One learns the music and applies innate skills and abilities to enhance and, at times, lead the pieces and songs being played. It's akin to one's heartbeat being manipulated by one's mind to produce a joy in one's spirit and share it with all. Of course, the fucker's that just bang a drum incessantly and loudly and think they are contributing ruin it for those who can actually play it.

Séan McCann can play. Ditto.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 09:00 AM

Mom?
Mom?
MOM?
MOM!!
MOM!!!!!

Coffee's ready. And no, no word from The Wandering Amos. I think the Irish fish ate him -- he was a good cat, but out of plaice. Oh, who do I think I'm squiddin'? Amos has been kidnapped by Poltroons and is being radicalized and forced learn the bodhram!! Okay, I'll get my hat and tippet to someone who once could play the guitar okay, albeit with difficulty, but could never play the trumpet (God's Own Instrument).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 15 - 10:20 PM

And once again I find poor old Mom at the bottom. Hobbling along, supporting herself with a broken cane, one foot in the gutter to that the cane would be long enough, holding her old bonnet out for spare change from passers-by, the hems of her skirts dirty with the debris of the streets, her poor old feet ill-shod....

It was well I found her, for she was about to beat up a cop again.

Anyway, I rescued her from durance vile and after collecting her things from the flophouse brought her safely home again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 15 - 11:00 AM

Autocorrect can be yore fiend or it can miss you up cuss it guesses at watt you want to sea and putts thought in witch can change the meaning of what you wanted to see.


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