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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 01 Oct 14 - 11:08 AM
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gnu 29 Sep 14 - 02:26 PM
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Rapparee 29 Sep 14 - 08:52 AM
GUEST,gnu's cookie gone AGAIN? 29 Sep 14 - 04:49 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Oct 14 - 11:08 AM

What Amos neglected to mention was that he, Abby, Joe, Dani & Siri were the stars of a brand new song!!!!!

Great chorus!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 14 - 10:39 AM

Home again, Mom! Head spinning from an amazing Getaway weekend and the Invasion of DC by the Ribald Folkies. Joe Offer picked up a docent from the American Folklore department int he Library of Congress on the fly and the next thing I knew we were being given a guided tour of all the best parts of the Library of Congress. Then we had a private session with two of the LOC folks at Lisa Null's house swapping bawdy songs with Abby Sale and Lisa. It was just one damn thing after another all the long week long!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 14 - 08:55 AM

Not everyone is named for Michael, chief of the archangels, whose feast day was the day before yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Oct 14 - 04:13 AM

Oh! He's got a parish here in Moncton. HQ is down on Dominion Street. Well, if you live closer to the river, it's up on Dominion Street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:50 PM

Oh, gee. I forgot to mention that yesterday was Michaelmas, the traditional start of a session in English universities and public schools. It celebrates the Feast of St. Michael.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 08:47 AM

Who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 08:36 AM

Did I mention that yesterday was the feast of St. Michael?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 08:27 AM

I guess I forgot to mention that yesterday was the feast day of St. Michael the Archangel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 07:22 AM

Although I was reminded of it all day, I missed it.

Yesterday was the feast day of St. Michael the Archangel.

I intend to be canonized in my own lifetime as St. Michael the Annoying (Patron Saint of Heretics).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 03:16 PM

The Internet is already an indescribable mess. Well, not the Internet per se, but the WWW is. Just look at the fact that we've had to go from the perfectly wonderful IPv4 to the incomprehensible IPv6! Who want to give an IP address to every grain of sand on the bloody planet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 02:26 PM

Okay, but "This system would be the ne plus ultra for political computing." made me LOL.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 01:54 PM

3 - On and off at the same time - you'd tangle the Internet so much that it would be an incomprehensible mess! Anyone able to post anything they want without fear of taking up valuable real estate . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 11:59 AM

Love it, Rap! >:-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 08:52 AM

I think a new paradigm is needed in computing: a trinary system. As you know (but I'll reiterate it anyway), the current system is binary: yes-no, open-closed, on-off, 1-0, and so on.

I propose a trinary system based upon Erwin Schrödinger's famous Gedankenexperiment of 1935. This system would utilize not two, but three, possible states: for example, a switch could be in a state of on, off, or who knows?. Numerically, this would be 0, 1, or 2. You can immediately see the importance and usefulness of this system.

But we can go further and use a system even more relevant to today's needs and those of the future: a quaternary system. This would be based upon not two, not three, but four possible states: on,off, who knows?, and who cares? Numerically, 0, 1, 2, 3.

I believe the last to be the most valuable, but even more systems are possible. A quincenary system could be based upon on, off, who knows?, who cares?, and I didn't do it; numberically 0, 1, 2, 3, 4. This system would be the ne plus ultra for political computing.

Where's my Nobel Prize in Mathematics?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu's cookie gone AGAIN?
Date: 29 Sep 14 - 04:49 AM

At Bits, Bytes and Beyond?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 07:26 PM

I'm getting concerned about Mom's size.

Are we going to be blamed when all of the 1's and 0's are used up? Where can Max get more?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 02:21 PM

phoo·ey

/ˈfo͞oē/

informal

exclamation: phooey; exclamation: pfui

1. used to express disdain or disbelief.
"I say phooey to all their money and fine clothes"

noun

1. nonsense."those excuses are a lot of phooey"

verb

1. phooek. "What a buncha phooekin assholes... phooek em all"

Webster has a foul mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 12:37 PM

Ell Cee.

Phooey.

They won't let you browse in the stacks and won't check anything out for you to take home. They wouldn't even send me their Gutenberg Bible on Interlibrary Loan. As bad as the Folger Shakespeare Library.

Phooey on them. Phooey, I say!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 11:41 AM

Twas a nice pic. I'd love to tour the library.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 11:18 AM

Amos is out on a walkabout so I'll acknowledge the Chaucerian era author and the lifting of a poem by Rap. Good job.

Those guys must be having so much fun they've forgotten all about us. On facebook Amos put up a photo of himself with JOE OFFER, of all people, at the Library of Congress. SOB! Talk about rubbing it in!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 14 - 06:02 AM

That's more like it. I don't get no respect. Why, the other day, I went to a whorehouse. There was a sign on the door. It said, "Gone to lunch. Go fuck yourself."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 14 - 09:59 PM

Okay, I won't do that anymore, ya wuss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 14 - 06:48 PM

I have access to a variety of natural an man-made sticks. Why didn't I think of that?

AC is on full tilt*. 27C tomorrow and more frost is back on "later dude". Up, down and all around as is wont to be this time of year.

Why does tomorrow have two rs? I mean, why waste time with an extra r? And the w? Why bother? Tomoro. Better yet, tumoro. 2moro?

* Wimp? Why do you keep callin me a wimp?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 14 - 09:53 PM

Get some fishing net, tie weights around the edges, and drop it on the pigeons. Or use an air rifle -- I recommend a .177 caliber Ruger Air Hawk Elite (about USD 180.00) but 'most any air rifle will work. Or use an adhesive as birdlime. Or just sneak up on 'em and hit 'em with a big stick -- toss out some corn or other bait first.

Now for fish, find a shallow-ish pool with fish in it and walk around to stir up the mud really well. This will deplete the water of oxygen and fish will float to the top where you can grab 'em. I understand that dried and powdered walnut hulls makes a non-toxic (to humans) fish poison. Or use a seine (see net, above). Remember though that one man's fish is another man's poisson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 14 - 06:17 PM

Yo... SRS... I got mixed up and thought I was posting the following to this thread but I posted it to the Brain Surgery thread and it is not appropriate there... can you delete it? Here is my post...

Got it.

Lemmie get this straight. If I send you $, you send him BACK? Ya know, Canucks ain't that fuckin stunnedasmearse eh? EH? That might be a miscontruation on my part of some kinda Yankee joke but in either case, I ain't laughin... eh? Know what I mean eh? Eh?

Man... moozzze season started Tuesday and NB Hunters on FB is full of pics. Sweet gentle dyin Jaysus we got some big bugger moozes in NB. I detest "trophies"(I was taught you take everything you don't eat back to where you got it and say a prayer) but it looks like a new Canuck record for score. 1000 pounders, dressed, are common. That's a lotta pancakes and maple slurpup. I have been getting the itch meself lookin at all the pics but I gave it up years ago. Just can't see crackin anything anymore. Maybe pigeons in the back yard if WWIII breaks out. Any suggestions for pigeons, Rap? I have a 270, 2 Dirty Thirties, a semi 12, an o/u 12, others. Of course, I live in the city so maybe a wooden box and string?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 14 - 09:21 AM

For dear old Mom:

Next to Mercurie, as wol befalle,
Stant that Planete which men calle
Venus, whos constellacion
Governeth al the nacion
Of lovers, wher thei spiede or non,
Of whiche I trowe thou be on:
Bot whiderward thin happes wende,
Schal this planete schewe at ende,
As it hath do to many mo,
To some wel, to some wo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 14 - 09:15 AM

Mom would like that. She herself might show up even. You can never tell about 'Way. I once played a duet there with Bobert -- guitar and duck call.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Sep 14 - 05:03 PM

Same here, someday. One of these days. All MOM's kids outta attend one of these someday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 14 - 03:15 PM

If you have an hour and twenty to spare, pop into the local and have a pint or six.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Sep 14 - 07:44 AM

An hour and twenty to spare.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 14 - 09:06 AM

Sooooooooo...Stilly and gnu, huh? Lady inviting a gentleman to Getaway.

Well, what happens at Getaway stays at Getaway, except for the police reports and the tabloid newspapers and the talk radio shows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 14 - 08:01 AM

I have never been to the Getaway. Someday, I hope. You?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Sep 14 - 02:34 PM

gnu, have you ever been to the Getaway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Sep 14 - 02:19 PM

The following is a whine. Useless drivel which nobody should waste their time reading. It is copied herein from another communication only for filler because my life is so boring, mundane, rutful (yeah, that's mine), and devoid of meaning or accomplishment. I would advise that you do not waste your time reading it.

I have a newspaper delivery subscription. I have an e-edition for the same paper which I can access via internUt. When the hardcopy delivery is delayed (a common occurrence), I telephone the company and ask when my newspaper will be delivered. They give me the same song and dance every time and then they ask me if I have access to the e-edition. They know I have access. It's on their screen when they pull up my account. And it begins. It does not matter but they seem to think that it does. They become condescending in tone. Today, I simply said that I find it demeaning that they would imply that I pay for a service but do not, firstly, know that I have subscribed to the service and, secondly, know what the service is and, thirdly, know how to use the service. I have devised a new strategy to preclude the useless interaction and I shall report on it's effectiveness the next time the newspaper delivery is late... probably tomorrow morning.

Why did you read it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 09:18 PM

Amos is actually in the Witless Protection Program.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 01:53 PM

Me sainted Paw allus tole me, whatever else, keep yore sainted witness pertected, son. So I have allus operated a reg'lar witness protection program ever since I was a boy old enough to know my left witness from my right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 11:14 AM

I fell into a swoon once so I avoid them with grave caution now. I eats me spinach, I does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 09:41 AM

Mom! For shame! Hanging out near the bottom with those Roosevelts! And you a life member of the Birch John Society! Hanging out with such liberal commie pinko progressive anarchists who would steal our sacred, god-given, American way! Oh, the shame of it! I may swoon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Sep 14 - 09:49 PM

And now to bed. Pat has been a busy body today and so have I. It's too bad about Amos; I hope he enjoys being in the witness protection program.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Sep 14 - 08:29 AM

3.5 year old frozen cheddar is still good. Though, I did have the mac and cheese in a 400F oven for 20 minutes longer than usual for good measure. Even had some for brekky. Ah, the bachelor life for me.

From frost to 14C. Up to 24C today. I'd do some yard work, painting and such but it's Sunday. Me and my saviour, Bud, got some football ta watch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 04:45 PM

That ape/s is long gone. Off on Facebook and Dog knows where. No worries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 01:55 PM

We got him bailed out, but he left Californicate and he wasn't supposed to so he's in deep trouble because Chonga/o is bounty hunting him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 10:40 AM

Glad to hear you are out of gaol, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 10:00 AM

Good morning, friends and neighbors. It is a lovely, balmy morning in the heart of the Southland, the banks of the beautiful Eno River in the great state of Nawth Carolina. I am visiting with the charming and gracious Dani, and in a few days we will be blessed with the Arrival of Immanence Incarnate in the person of Brother Joe Offer, at which point we will trundle up to DC and visit the Library of Congress with the refulgent spirit of All Things Bawdy, the unforgettable Abby Sales. There is no telling what sort of trouble we will get into, and I trust Mistr R will keep the Legionnaires on ready alert to launch a rescue operation in the eventualityu that the nation's capitol requires rescuing on short notice.

I remain, your devoted sibling,

Brother A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 05:23 AM

Where?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 09:29 PM

27 cm. of snow with winds at 52 kph. tonight, tomorrow will be sunny and 21.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 06:56 PM

Well, you must be a wimp too. Every time I post the weather for here in my neck, I get called a wimp whether I like the weather or not. I am beginning to think it's about something else than weather. Normal people talk about the weather. Others slag you for for for... why do I get slagged for weather reports?

Frost again tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 03:34 PM

It was a gentle warm drizzle this morning here in North Texas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM

Wimp. Ours came three weeks ago. There's even been snow up in them thar hills.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 07:36 AM

Sunny 1°C Feels like -3 Wind NW 15 km/h Humidity 78%

First frost!


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