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Subject: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: GUEST,Ironmule Date: 23 Jul 03 - 07:01 PM That was the first comment made on the Woodenboat forum when someone linked to this story: Flying underpants cause car crash BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants have caused a crash on a German highway after they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police have said. A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns. "The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked. No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene. ======================================================= I can't help but wonder what sort of song this could lead to ;^) Jeff Smith |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Mr Red Date: 23 Jul 03 - 07:14 PM An in yer face head banging type of song? What was that you said about crotchets? ..... I'll get my dirt old mac........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Kim C Date: 23 Jul 03 - 07:56 PM Flying Underpants? Isn't that a band name or something? |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: artbrooks Date: 23 Jul 03 - 08:38 PM Sing a thong of sex pants..... ...never mind... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Sorcha Date: 23 Jul 03 - 08:46 PM Just wait until jimmyt sees this one.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: JennieG Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:05 PM Just a thong at thigh height.... When the tights are low..... Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Amos Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:27 PM He left her for the city's blackened skies He couldn't see what he was leaving behind For the tights of Broadway were in his eyes And a thong was on his mind.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: rangeroger Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:56 PM Ah,Big Mick should be able to write a lovely one about this. I hope it wasn't a spud truck that got rear-ended. rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Ironmule Date: 23 Jul 03 - 11:00 PM Been so long since I posted anything my Cookies expired...... Ahhhhhhh, the perils of lurking Jeff Smith |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: katlaughing Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:13 AM To the tune of "He wrote the songs that makes the whole world cry"...or, whatever the name of that is! Mick wears the thong that makes the whole world cry He wears it with a spud stuffed in the back But someone stole it off and let it fly Into the face of some poor hack... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:22 AM I saw the movie last week......Thongcatcher......I think there are a couple of threads about it................................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: GUEST Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:46 AM Kat Laughing you are trying VERY HARD...
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: JennyO Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:53 AM Love's old thweet thong........ When I have more time I'll dig out a poem by Blue the Shearer. Jenny |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:49 AM Trouble is, though, there ain't enough to a thong to cause it to impair someone's vision... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:17 PM Thongs, flung true Every driver knows one Thongs, askew Every wearer hates 'um. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: JennyO Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:33 PM Here is Blue The Shearer's Ode to the Thong: The Thong Col Wilson ('BLUE THE SHEARER') Let's talk about the Icons that are worshipped by us Aussies. Akubra hats, the Opera House, meat pies, Speedo Cossies. Some would say our Icon is that famous waltzing song, 1 reckon that it's something else. 1 reckon it's the thong. I've thought a thousand thoughts of thongs, and I think that the thong, Is more an Aussie Icon, than the swagman's billabong. Just as real men don't eat quiche, the dinkum Aussie male, Will wear his dinkum Aussie thong, come rain, or sleet, or hail. You can keep your Nikes and Reeboks. It's the thong that should be put, With Aussie pride and dignity, on every Aussie foot. I'm going to start a business. Like Bond, I can't go wrong, I'll market it throughout the world, as Blue's designer thong. A thong for each occasion. It's just sound commonsense To make a tough, all purpose thong, to wear to all events. Simple, sturdy, comfortable, my Blue's designer thong, Will let the foot breathe evenly, and dissipate the pong. It's good for killing blowflies on the barbecue or stove, And it's great for crushing garlic. Just belt it on the clove, And wipe the garlic laden thong on chicken, beef, or pork, Inhale the pure aroma of that garlic when you walk. A thong for early evening, to wear with hipster tights, I can see the Jingle in my mind, as though it were in lights. Just a thong at twilight, when the tights are low. With a string of diamantes, 'twined artistic around each toe. A thong to wear to worship. I'd call it eventhong. The strap is very holy, and the soul, so very strong. A thong to wear to football, to cricket, or the shops, To shearing sheds, to factories. Steel-capped thongs for cops. I'd move away from footwear, create a new design, For a chocolate-coated thong, to give my valentine, And way into the future, when the years have moved along, She will show her grandkids, love's old sweet thong. And when we go republic, and we're looking for a song To celebrate our Icon, let's hear it for the thong. Forget Waltzing Matilda, Advance Australia Fair, A brand new National Anthem will be wafting through the air: God save our gracious thong. Make our feet safe and strong, And free from pong. Wear them instead of shoes, To pubs and barbecues. Health, happiness to all of youse, God save our thong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:43 PM Oh ... that kind of thong ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: old git Date: 24 Jul 03 - 06:44 PM With a song in my heart...! or should that be With a thong in my arse...... That'll need some explanation in Oz |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: old git Date: 24 Jul 03 - 06:48 PM Riding a thong in my automobile A naked man sitting there at the wheel |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:19 PM I don't Wear a thong Because my dong Is too long |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: EBarnacle1 Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:50 AM Old Git, you got there first with the Disney connection: What was Snow White doing in the Forest with the Dwarves to make her sing that song? |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: old git Date: 25 Jul 03 - 11:45 AM don't know.......but she used to think that 7up was a drink! |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Amos Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:03 PM Three cheers to Blue -- great thong song. THis is my thong My very own thong I can wear it short, or I can wear it long!... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Chief Chaos Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:32 PM "Just a thong before I go, A lesson to be learned Traveling on the autobahn It's easy to get burned" "It's a little bit funny, this feelin inside, I'll never get used to, How high it rides, I know its not much but it's the best one I threw, It was my thong and now its' for you." "You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love thongs, I look around me and I see it isn't so. Some people want to fill the world with silly love thongs, What's wrong with that?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Sooz Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:47 PM Here is my thong for the asking...... or Lifes a long thong..... (aplogies to messrs simon & anderson) |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: old git Date: 25 Jul 03 - 05:27 PM fling a thong for six feet and blind the drivers eye four and twenty naked men won't stop and tell you why |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: old git Date: 27 Jul 03 - 08:19 AM Just a thong at eye height o what rotten luck just cut out my vision I ran into a truck (in case its not obvious...to the tune of "Just a song at Twilight..") |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 27 Jul 03 - 11:38 AM You have to wonder, how bad were the skid marks? |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 27 Jul 03 - 12:51 PM Smears For Souvenirs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 27 Jul 03 - 12:55 PM Smeg Gets In Your Eyes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 27 Jul 03 - 12:58 PM The pants are my friend, a blowin in the wind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Nigel Parsons Date: 27 Jul 03 - 08:42 PM Then there was the man who went to the doctors with (almost) incurable hiccups, from which he'd suffered for 3 months. The doctor gave him a 1 foot length of leather bootlace and told him to chew one inch of bootlace for one hour each day for 12 days. This should cure the problem. After 12 days the man returns to the doctor, still with hiccups, and says: "Though the thong is ended, the malady lingers on!" Nigel |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jul 03 - 09:23 PM Fling, fling a thong Fling it simple To last its whole flight long Don't worry if it's not good enough For anyone else to wear Just fling, fling a thong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: jimmyt Date: 03 Aug 03 - 07:35 PM Good Lord, I missed this when it came out, but I promise IT WASN'T ME WHAT THREW THEM! IT WAS LIZ THE SQUEAK!!! (We did enjoy our honeymoon in Deutchland, however!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Rapparee Date: 03 Aug 03 - 07:53 PM The only way to prove that, jimmyt, is for you to post a picture of yourself wearing the thon...no, no, forget it, I believe you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: jimmyt Date: 03 Aug 03 - 09:06 PM checkout our website at www.jimmytandlizthesqueak'sGermanroadtour.uk plenty of thongs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Nigel Parsons Date: 04 Aug 03 - 01:39 PM "There's a thong in the air, And the fair señorita doesn't seem to care!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Rapparee Date: 04 Aug 03 - 05:15 PM You can fling a thong about this You can fling a thong about that.... Fling a thong of sixpence... Fling a thong, little doggie, fling a thong, fling a thong.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Chief Chaos Date: 05 Aug 03 - 02:50 PM With apologies to James Taylor There's a thong that they fling when they take to the highway A thong that they fling when they take to the sea A thong that they fling from their home in the sky Maybe you can believe it if it helps you to sleep But thonging works just fine for me |
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Subject: RE: BS: You could write a Thong about that! From: Wesley S Date: 06 Aug 03 - 11:11 AM Just the other day I was looking at the LandoverBaptist.org website and I found they were selling "What would Jesus Do?" thongs. Among other things. If you haven't seen this website before you owe it yourself to check it out. |
