BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!

Subject: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: GUEST,Sigurd
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 01:29 PM

Ohio 'Naked Photographer' Suspect Nabbed
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COLUMBUS, Ohio - Police believe they have caught a man known as the "naked photographer," who is accused of sneaking up on women while wearing little more than a baseball cap and photographing their shocked expressions.

        

Officers arrested a naked man late Wednesday night in an alley behind a supermarket near where a woman reported being confronted. The man was not identified immediately.

The woman said she was getting out of her car at an apartment complex on the city's northwest side when she was approached by a naked man. She said he snapped her picture and ran away without touching her.

It was the 39th incident in which a naked man ambushed women and snapped photos. Police believe he keeps the pictures as souvenirs.

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Call me corrupt and morally reprehensible but after all the energy spent photographing naked people I think its funny to think of them snapping back.
I wonder how this story would have been reported if it was a woman?

Think he needs a theme song? Anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Mickey191
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 02:10 PM

"Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here"--Oh Hell. that's a movie.   I'll keep working on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM

Watch the birdie?

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM

If the perp is from the Midwest and it is winter time, guess he could use the theme song "Old Blue".

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:00 PM

I think the reason she filed the complaint might be that he ran away without touching her?

Does this qualify as indecent over-exposure?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:11 PM

Did the camera have a flash?

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:24 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:19 PM

"Just A Picture From Life's Other Side"

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: NH Dave
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:26 PM

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:35 PM

The songs there already:

Hold it!
Flash, bang, wallop
What a picture!
What a picture
What a photograph!
Poor old chap
What a night he spent.
Tights all torn and his rapier bent.

Clap hands
Stamp your feet.
Bang it on a big bass drum.
What a picture
What a picture
Rum tiddley um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in yer family album.
Flash, Bang, Wallop

- Music & Lyrics by David Heneker, Hafl a Sixpence.

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: GUEST,sieffe
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:02 AM

"I can tell by the startled look
you've never seen a man
with no trousers or a shirt
and a camera in his hand. . . .
was it fear or was it lust?
that made your heavy-breathing bust
wobble once again before you
turned and ran!? . . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: GUEST,Bailey
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:53 PM

Was she sure he wasn't just using a tripod.

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:59 PM

We don't use dark rooms anymore -- it'sd a modern age! :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: GUEST,SUSPICIOUS GUEST
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 02:46 PM

SORRY TO BE A PARTY POOPER HERE,BUT THIS PERSON SEEMS AS IF HE
COULD FRINGE ON DANGEROUS.
This seems harmless and innocent,in a way i suppose, but coming
from a woman who has been a rape victim, i find it hard to see the humour here. This guy could be trouble, and there could be more happening here than meets the "eye" or the lens. There is a difference between nudism and exhibitionism. And this person is not a mere
nudist, as this is acceptable with consenting people. He is not
in a consenting situation, he is forcing himself on others, even
if at a distance. This is a criminal act and not a joke.
NOT SINGING HERE...

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:38 PM

While it is not an inevitable truth - this guy is looking for reaction and when he tires of the reaction it could (and often does) escalate. But hey, we can laugh at him before we string him up.

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Joybell
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:57 PM

"All of Me - why not take all of me"

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:04 PM

"Small Sad Sam" perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: Sorcha
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:37 PM

Well, when you consider little old ladies, crippled, in wheelchairs, etc, that are raped and murdered by 'escalated' perverts, it sort of ceases to be funny at all.......

Subject: RE: BS: Nude Photographer needs a theme song!
From: LadyJean
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM

My sources inform me that the naked photographer is a biggy in the Republican party. So, I offer the following, to the tune of "I Like Ike".

I shoot nude
Oh please don't think I'm rude.
Yes it's lewd.
But it gets your attention.
I shoot nude,
It puts me in the right mood.
Though I know, it isn't the convention.
I shoot nude.
I don't wear a bikini.
I show my teenie weenie.
'Cause I shoot nude.

I was told that exhibitionists were harmless. I saw one last year, and called the cops, because it was in a Jewish neighborhood on a Saturday evening, and I didn't think the Orthodox ladies needed to see the schmuck's schmuck. (I don't remember if he was circumcised or not!)