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Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses

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WHAT A FRIEND WE HAS IN RHODA!
WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN CHEESES
WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN HOOVER
WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS


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Donuel 06 Dec 03 - 09:48 AM
Kudzuman 06 Dec 03 - 11:34 AM
Susan of DT 06 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM
Cluin 06 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM
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Subject: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 09:48 AM

What a friend we have in cheeses
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What a friend we have in cheeses
Chedder munster and Guryere
But what a hassle tis to carry
past security at US Air.

O what peace we often forfeit
O what needless pain we bear
All because we carried cheeses
on board a flight of US Air.

We were fondled and then X-rayed
Because of troubles in the air
The screener had trememdous courage
to plunge their hands in underwear.

Did we seem a fiend unfaithful
who would bomb without a care
Jesus is our cheese a weakness
in security at US Air.


Are we weak from ol bin Laden
cumbered with a load of care.
The guards ran to seek some refuge
from tin wrapped cheese we had to share.


Do the guards despise, forsake you?
at air ports everywhere
They are armed and may likely shoot you
if they find some cheese in there.


By the time this made the papers
the head line was in total error.
Capture: praise and endless worship
for the guards at US Air.



by Don Hakman -


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses
From: Kudzuman
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 11:34 AM

Oh, Good! I like that!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses
From: Susan of DT
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM

See also the other "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses". And a search for the tune lists 9 songs with that tune (FRNDJSUS).


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM

Does it mention the Billy Connolly song: "Jesus Christ, I'm Nearly Forty"?


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