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Subject: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:16 PM ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mickey191 Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:32 PM This illustrates a Question mark. It usually follows a question. Today Brucie has forgotten what he wanted to ask. He may be scratching his head right now --while we ponder. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:38 PM According to Douglas Adams, brucie, the answer is 42. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Jeri Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:42 PM BS = BullShit. It used to be used (by consensus) for non-music discussion. Now, I get the impression it's for non-music discussion that's somewhat frivolus. If you select "BS/non-music" when you start a thread, and title it appropriately, there isn't a need to type "BS:" in, in my opinion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Don Firth Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:44 PM You mean life isn't a fountain!??? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:01 PM Looks like George W. Bush's left ear to me. Or maybe it's the right one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Tweed Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:06 PM Hmmmm?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:17 PM It's the print of George Washington's right ear. This is how you identified yourself in the War of Independence, because they had not yet mastered fingerprinting, genetic coding, or anal implants that send radio signals. You simply pressed the side of your head against an ink blotter and then pressed your ear against a pad of paper. George Washington had rather big ears, which is why he grew that long hair. Most people are quite unaware that his right ear was normally inkstained. The British used red ink, the American Revolutionaries used blue. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:25 PM You sillies.... brucie: ! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:26 PM And that makes 10. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:49 PM Barbara Streisand |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bobert Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:56 PM When in doubt.... Pick *C*.... That's the extent of my knowledge????..... Bobert?... Ahhhh, no... Make that "C"... Yeah..."C"........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:58 PM Open the money!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:08 PM Victor Hugo is supposed to have written to his publisher, enquiring about the publication of "Les Miserablés" "?" it is said they replied, "!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:16 PM * * * Bill Shatner * * * |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:19 PM Blow Job! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:42 PM Don't start that again! Oh well... if you must... nobody's looking... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 07 Dec 03 - 08:31 PM The story goes that a journalist wired the home office: How old Bob Hope? He got a one word answer: Fine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 07 Dec 03 - 08:40 PM This reminds me of a cocktail party where one cruises past snippets of conversation. (I just saw brucie's broadcast of his plans. I'm glad that I personally didn't fall into his trap. I wouldn't think of writing on a nonspecified subject.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 Dec 03 - 08:46 PM How Long is a Chinaman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Jeri Date: 07 Dec 03 - 08:53 PM And Who Long's on first. I must have missed a memo somewhere. Nobody tells me anything. I'm a little mushroom, short and fat Here's my stem and here's my hat Don't ask what I'm doin' cuz I don't know I just sit in the dark and grow, grow, grow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 07 Dec 03 - 08:53 PM Not as long as Huey P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 07 Dec 03 - 09:37 PM To pee or not to pee...is that the question? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mooh Date: 07 Dec 03 - 09:48 PM Breeze shooting, bitch session... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 07 Dec 03 - 09:52 PM Do pee, do pee, do pee...is that the answer? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:25 PM Bee-dubya -ell says How Long is a Chinaman. Is How So a Korean? If So, So What? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:30 PM We have question marks, why are there no answer marks? Well...can you answer, Mark? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:32 PM Also, are there any unquestioned answers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Art Thieme Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:11 PM ...try a supository |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:26 PM Check out the good-things-about-the-Iraq occupation thread. This be a manipulative character... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Splott Man Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:21 AM My uncle found a cure for which there is no known disease, does that count? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: JennyO Date: 08 Dec 03 - 09:59 AM What's the difference between half a hen? One of its legs is both the same. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:04 AM Cluin: Look at the trouble you got me into. I will have to wear sackcloth and ashes in the desert. I am shamed. Forsooth. And all over a foolish $50,000 bet. (I didn't mention that at the time? How silly of me.) You have yerself (got Bobert rubbin' off on me here) a great day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Don Firth Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:56 AM "Do pee, do pee, do pee. . . ." Aren't those the lyrics of a song Frank Sinatra recorded? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:04 PM Why? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:06 PM Or the great German ontologico-ornithological debate: Why is an owl? Because both legs are the same length, especially the left one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Dave Bryant Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:09 PM Jeri So here alone in the dark I sit 'Til they open the door and shovel in shit ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: ced2 Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:17 PM Has 42 been modified by string theory? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:42 PM *pedant alert* Ebbie...sorry, it wasn't Bob Hope...it was Gary Cooper..and it wasn't a one word answer in THAT story.. Reporter sent Gary Cooper's agent a telegram asking "How old Gary Cooper?" Cooper was either there...or heard about it, and had the reply sent.."Old Gary Cooper fine, how you?" (he was once asked if it was true he didn't give long interviews...he replied "Yep.") *end pedant alert* ok, back to all the free association |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 08 Dec 03 - 01:34 PM It isn't totally free, but it is inexpensive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Dec 03 - 01:38 PM Aint joinin' no free association. Iffen it dont cost, it aint worth it!!! ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:06 PM And what if...? Then what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mr Red Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:50 PM Ebbie & Bill D now someone tell me who was it that cabled his office when he got to Venice "Streets full of water, please advise" - was it Man Ray the photographer? Art Thieme --- what a super story. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Donuel Date: 08 Dec 03 - 06:00 PM Vincent Van Gogh's right ear... http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/Vincent.jpg |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 08 Dec 03 - 08:45 PM I found this on Google: A reporter in search of information once wired Grant's agent: "HOW OLD CARY GRANT?" Grant himself wired back "OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU? So, Mr. Red, I guess you are right. Bill D, I must admit that when I don't remember the details I often change a story to reflect the germane parts. In this case, I didn't even remember that it was a reporter! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 03 - 10:59 PM awww..DURN...yes...Cary Grant! **I** found it in a search in newsgroups as Gary Cooper. I knew it was not Jimmy Stewart or Burt Lancaster, and believed the first one I found...and then asked my wife who agreed about Cooper...*sigh*....but the minute I saw Cary Grant, I knew... So easy to get it wrong mea culpa...(well, at least I didn't try to slip in Bela Lugosi! *grin*) |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:46 PM BS:? It has been determined over on the MOAB that The Holy Trinity of BS consists of Bill Shatner, the Father of BS, Barbara Streisand, the Mother of BS, and Britney Spears, the Child of BS. The recognition of this Divine Trinity may well be the first step in establishing BS as an organized religion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Steve Parkes Date: 09 Dec 03 - 05:28 AM Wye is a river, Ware is a town ... Oops, sorry -- that's from a song, ad not BS at all. Close your eyes and say to to yourself and maybe it will be ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:38 AM Ohm, om, ome, what's the friggin' word? Oom, . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Kim C Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:02 AM Why is a duck? And the question I've been really pondering is, can Britney Spears possibly be any WORSE?!!!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:16 AM Whoever started this thread deserves to be stoned. However, I know my buddy, Cluin, will stand up for the thread starter. C L U I N, oh C L U I N. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:37 AM awww...Britney ain't so bad...look what she's accomplished in Semi-conductor Physics! and such illustrious company she keeps... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Jeri Date: 09 Dec 03 - 01:17 PM "Oom,..." Pah-pah... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mr Red Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:39 PM Bill D One sotry about Bela Lugossi was when he went to a funeral of a friend (not sure who) and one of the pother mourners turned to a third and remarked about Lugossi (who was ill and frail) something like "not worth him going home really". |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:45 PM The cable re Venice was sent to the New Yorker office, I think -- it coulda been the Trib-- by Robert BEnchly, who had been sent out on an assignment. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: lady penelope Date: 09 Dec 03 - 05:21 PM ? ? not? Nuffsed Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:13 PM I wouldn't join any association that would have me for a member, even if it were free! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mickey191 Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:17 PM Groucho |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:34 PM pdq's not that groucho. A little grumpo maybe, but definitely not groucho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:45 PM Re: Venice Aced it in one: http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=6450 A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:52 PM On your Marx, get set.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:56 PM OK, I admit it was childish of me to start this thread based on a simple bet with Cluin. Foolish, irresponsible and other words like that that I can't think of now. I wish to atone. So, I'm now going to start one of a similar nature with the exclamation mark/point. Any takers there's a dozen posts by midnight? It is presently 6:49 Alberta time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:31 PM brucie, this might be a good evening to go to bed early. Obvioulsy you've got too much time on your hands. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:01 PM &? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:05 PM Waiting signed "Little" Grumpo Marx |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:58 PM If THIS THREAD can get 60 posts, almost any weird-ass topic you can dream up is gonna get at least 50. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:19 PM brucie: With all of the recent topic threads about cheese, is this your version of "Waiting For Gouda?" If so, people no longer give Edam. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:43 PM Dear God, PDQ, you should go pro! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 10 Dec 03 - 12:39 AM I didn't start a new thread. I forgot. Thanks for reminding me. Regarding the screw driver in Bolivia: left-hand or right-hand? PDQ, you are a marvel. I love cheese with puns, and you certainly have great puns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 10 Dec 03 - 02:09 PM You're on your own here, brucie. But don't try and make a run for it till I get my beer and nachos. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:57 PM Anchovies, anyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:48 PM Be content in knowing the world finally has plenty of sardines! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:52 PM Where did the world get the sardines from? I do remember as a kid that there were about 16-20 per can, and now there are 5 or 6. Are the little ones back? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:31 AM Like Ellen Degeneres said... "Sardines aren't even packed tight anymore. Not as tight as pickles. That old saying needs to change." |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 16 Dec 03 - 05:42 PM CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED: Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia -- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle...... |
