BS: Snur on rurd

Subject: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:13 PM

Has your snur arrived yet? It's snuring in Ull as we speak-I am at herm and the snur is settling on the rurd.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,Yerp! Lets erv it here
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:23 PM

Yerp! Lerts erv ert hyeer. Gerting terd er shervling ther cerkserking sterf fer sure. Er thernk mer jer erz frerzin ern plerce.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:39 PM

We 'ave snur in Salford also. Burt it wurl probably be stolen by murning...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:04 PM

It 'urdly urver snurs eer in nurthurn Fluridur and surthurn Alabamur. Maybe wurnse a yur.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:36 PM

there's rine on the pline in Spine...but Professor Higgins stopped all that. We need more of him..*grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,c.sparra
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:36 PM

Not a snowballs chance dahn 'ere yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: greg stephens
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:39 PM

A reasonable fall on Stoke. Snowballing occurred on the walk back from the Jolly Potters on Hartshill. Thank God we are safe home now, and there is food in the house. A sack of potatoes (one third full) and a bottle of Croft Original(ditto) should see us through till spring if we are snowed in.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:41 PM

Bet it snows tonight and my surgeon gets stuck in Bushey..... bastard.

Knew I shouldn't have eaten the emergency chocolate last Sunday.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Lanfranc
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:57 PM

Snur, hurr!

What we are anticipating here is Weather of Mass Disruption!

Or maybe not.

Alan

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Gareth
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:59 PM

B****r all here in the Rhymney Valley. Not that I am complaining, deep snur makes the Wooley Backs hard to find !

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 07:08 PM

brrrr. . . no snur, but cold enough to make vision blur.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Sorcha
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM

No snur at my place, thank goodness! Snur is Rubbish!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Les from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:01 PM

Ur nur, mur snur!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:38 PM

i went t' jacksons earlier, i came back looking lark a sner blerk!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: LadyJean
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:14 AM

Someone once asked Cecil Adams of The Straight Dope how an Eskimo would say "Look at all the f--king snow!" Adams wrote something that he translated as, "Behold the snow. It fornicates." That's how I feel right now. Behold the snow, it fornicates!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:50 AM

Snor in Newton Aycliffe and a wife only moderately grateful for me cleaning it off her car.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Partridge
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:30 AM

a modicum of sner here in west yurks. The rurds are grutted just in curse. 'An I wernted to build a sner blerk too

Pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Jeanie
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:47 AM

Oi ! Wot you norven geezers rabbitin on abaht, then ? aah...I get yer.... Dahn ere the frog's like freezin Charlie and it's taters, bleedin' taters....

Wotcha !

- jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,Sarah
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:53 AM

Snaaw in Hoodersfeeld. Ice an aal fawther oop t'hill. Yuk

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Bobjack
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 06:11 AM

Tonight at 7pm prompt me and my chums are mountainbiking in the snur. all welcome. meet at Welton village square 6.30om

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 06:50 AM

No snoe in Berks yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 07:25 AM

Moor snor in Newton Aycliffe (Mid-day) I'm glad I didn't bother to clear the path.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:15 AM

If I can get me quad bike out of this uckin tree I'll come Bobjack.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: greg stephens
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:41 AM

Conditions are getting worse and worse in Stoke. the snow is at least an inch or two deep, and the temperature, if not actually freezing, is fairly close to it. This is a dreadful place. for God's sake take care of our people.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 09:09 AM

hlp wld be on the wye, grg..but the murssages aboot cundituns seem to be moighty grbled.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:04 AM

nur snur on the rurd in Oz...

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:16 AM

snow well over my knees this am in spots; about 8 inches fresh overnight - had to push car to get it out of the drive - just enough ice under the snow to be unable to get traction until out on the sanded road.

with wind-chill temperature feels about -14F; actual temperature about 4F. Practically balmy compared to recent weather - more expected tonight.

What do people consider "deep snow"? - in this neck of the woods it would have to be a couple feet.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Partridge
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:20 AM

snur on rurd, on tree, on path, on car, on bushes, on tegelaph ploes, on brids, on peeps - blooby heel snur gretting all ower

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,c.sparra
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:22 AM

A flurry at 11.30am and not a flake since. But as above definitely taters.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:50 PM

At about 5pm UK time we had a thunder storm and about an inch of the cold white stuff has fallen and seems to be settling! I hope it all clears by Friday so I can fly out to Ireland!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: GUEST,Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:06 PM

Snur on Ford... in Dagenham. Definitely a bit Auntie, too. (That's Auntie Willy... chilly. Like Uncle Dot... hot)

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: greg stephens
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:33 PM

Well the Boat Band still has every intention of playing the Limelight in Crewe to night. The show must go on.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: C-flat
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:58 PM

Loads of snur on owar rurds in middlesbra'! They've even 'ad to cancel the footy!
I was looking forward to seeing the "Boro" thrash Arsenal.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 02:36 PM

Waste of time - I say...
Half an inch at 11pm last night. Frozen solid by morning. Molly and Rowan were so eexcited - Look! It's Snowing....
Drizzle half of the morning followed by fluffy stuff at Dinnertime plus SLUSH. Daddy - WHERE'S ALL THE SNOW GONE???

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 02:40 PM

Slush froze by teatime, with whatever dry snow managed to settle (about 1/4 inch for those in metric).
Now the weathermen say the winter has passed its peak, so there won't be any more! So I expect I'd best buy some new wellies and a snow shovel - we'll probably have 6ft by Thursday...
Quack!!
Geoff
(p.s.- I can't do the 'Ull accent)

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:05 PM

Don't you just love snur on top of sheet urce? Makes taking a werk and remaining upright such a crap shirt!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Les from Hull
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:15 PM

Geoff - ask your lass, she should have some facility wi' 'ull accent. I do hope that Molly and Rowan get the chance to make a snur blurke before all this global warming kicks in.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Oaklet
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:13 PM

We are all too weak in South Ferriby to post more than a few feeble words. Please have pity on us.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Michael
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 05:09 PM

Two weeks in South Ferriby? Now wonder you are suffering.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Dead Horse
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 05:23 PM

Ace. Thats wot they calls frozen water in Cheltenham.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 11:30 AM

Well we 'ad a bit ov snou dahn 'ere in souf-east lunon las night - baht 2 inches.

We melted a load of nice clean snow and will now have enough distilled water to top up the batteries for the cars, caravan, boat, portable PA etc for the next few years.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 10:17 AM

Don't talk to me about snur. I've been out gritting, me.

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: mooman
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 11:11 AM

We 'av 'ad beaucoup de sneu 'ere in La Belgique but 'appily hit his beginningen to disparu from la rue. Le plus was zat hi was stuck up hin Copen'agen hairport pour some jours grace a le sneu hat le hairport hin Bruxelles.

Paix

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 04:07 PM

ah wonderful wonderful Copenhagen!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: Les from Hull
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 04:18 PM

Snur's all gone!

Subject: RE: BS: Snur on rurd
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 05:06 AM

So it has !!