BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!

Subject: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:53 PM

Are you pining, because you aren't getting enough information about Bill? Well, now there is a handy website where you can pick up all the latest info, gossip, and news releases about the activities of the Great Shatner!

William Shatner News

Enjoy, enjoy!

(this announcement courtesy of the WSSBA in beautiful lakeland Orillia)

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:09 PM

I'm not gonna sign on with some news service just to get updates on Overkill Bill!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:29 PM

Really? I should think most people would leap at such an opportunity.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: mack/misophist
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:13 AM

Cluin is too polite. He understates the case. BTW, Star Fleet Command is seeking ex-Capt Kirk in order to court martial him. And about time.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:16 AM

Certain people who will remain unnamed are philistines when it come to great actors. Scoff while ye may O ye of little faith.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:55 AM

LH and brucie

I have the greatest respect for both of you and always enjoy your posts. On the whole both of you come across as intelligent and mature even if your humour borders on the quirky if not anarchic.

What I can't understand is your devotion to a man who would walk off with the Oscar for the biggest ham actor in creation! OK, he's Canadian and you maybe feel some pride in one of your own becoming a household name, but I think that both of you do need to seek help for this obsession before the men in white coats find you.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM

Whats this news about William Shatner flashing....

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:11 PM

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:13 PM

Jacqui, leave the boys alone, please.

They have been chosen, and they are on a mission.

No more can be said on an unsecure site.


(William Shatner channelling through Ellenpoly, but thinking of taking a holiday with Treehouse soon.)

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:31 PM

Or an insecure site, depending on which way you look at it. Thanks, Bill! And Ellenpoly, of course! Like many fine women she has willingly surrendered her body for the higher purposes of Kirk/Shatner. This alone has secured her a free fortnight at the WSSBA in Beautiful Lakeland Orillia at a time of her own choosing.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:34 PM

William Shatner flashing isn't News!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:36 PM

Well, no, but it is arresting behaviour nonetheless.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM

Well, he's certainly created an interesting little world for himself there at WilliamShatner.com.

Imagine getting in a paintball war with Shatner and his cult. I'd want to splatt him just to see the overacted death scene he'd play out for all and sundry.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM

arresting behaviour nonetheless.

LORD YES!!! If there is one iota of justice on this planet!!

Especially when he flashes the top of his head!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:10 PM

jacqui c,

Thank you for the lovely post indicating your support for the establishment of a William Shatner Foundation for the Education and Investiture of Fine Dramatics as they Pertain to the Enculturation of New Generations of Thespians. We are very pleased that you have decided to join out dedicated corps of volunteers who will contine to work hard to bring the Foundation to fruition.

I know that is not precisely what you said in your post, but William himself has taught us to read between the lines, something at which he is quite adept.

Thank you for your support, which will come in quite handy, because as we are sure you're aware, this is also National Hernia Week.

Sincerely,

Bruce M

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM

LOL brucie - I think this is a case for Nurse Ratched to take over. You are SERIOUSLY deluded but I'm sure that lovely woman could work her magic and bring you back to being a useful member of society again.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: patriot1314
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:48 PM

I remember many years ago William Shatner had a very torrid affair with none other than Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac.
The reason they never got married was that she did'nt want to be known as "Stevie Shatner Nicks"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:13 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:52 PM

Thanks for the interest.

I am

Denny Crain

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:17 PM

Remember----Denny Crain

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:34 PM

Who could forget?

Benny Crane. Got it!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:37 PM

So Shatner had an affair with Stevie Nicks, eh? Figures. Sometimes I get just a tad jealous of Mr Bill...

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:38 PM

AWSOME!!!

So nothing can stop a friend of the MC-Clones????

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Please post away....PLEASE post away....until this board (bored) has reached FULL SHAT-NERIZATION!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:43 PM

Did you mean

AWESOME?

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: GUEST,nurse ratched
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:54 PM

Brucie

I'm intrigued to see your support for both William Shatner and National Hernia Week. I would like to remind you that you are due for your annual prostate check, which i am happy to perform for a small fee. As well, i would like to remind you of the benefits of regular gargling, and encourage you to purchase the Nurse Ratched Listerine Liniment makeover kit. You will be surprised at the results.

regards

Nurse R.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:02 PM

My dear Nurse Ratched,

I would welcome your kindest attentions, for indeed--despite PSA levels within the norm--I would be a cad were I to refuse a lady. We can discuss the fee at your leisure, and possibly you would demonstrate how the gargling might contribute to our comfort during the examination itself. I am your willing patient, and I do look forward to the old latex insertion--but only if other pleasures overshadow the discomfort of the backdoor invasion, as it were.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:28 AM

freda here..

i'm hoping to run into nurse ratched while i'm here - as she is always stalking Giok its a possibility she's a uk catter - brucie, i would be very careful about that prostate check - i believe she conducts them with a knife.

good luck and best wishes

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM

The most unkindliest cut of all.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: mack/misophist
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:36 PM

It is not true that Nurse Ratched uses a knife! She uses a traditional olympic javalin.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:16 PM

I heard she used a boxing glove.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:44 PM

death to the anti-shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:40 PM

Aha. You're on a familiar vendetta, fueled by your recent humiliation on that other thread. I know. Well, it won't get you anywhere. No siree.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest William Shatner Newsflashes!
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:00 PM

I assume you've seen Free Enterprise?