BS: Hull Takeaway

Subject: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:11 AM

Reported in the Yorkshire Post this morning, ' youth throws smoke bomb into Hull takeaway ' some people injured.
I hope it wasn't where Sir jOhn works, and by the way where is he.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 06:02 AM

Ominously quiet from the jOhn front. Perhaps he's saving himself for a huge BS thread yet to come.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 07:16 AM

Oh I misunderstood the thread title - I thought somebody had removed Hull from the face of the earth - perhaps that's why we haven't heard from jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: s6k
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 08:23 AM

i dunno where j0hn9 has gone, maybe hes on a long curry delivery

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 08:26 AM

I ate him

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:24 AM

I think youll find that following all the interest in furry tree climbing rodents the media has jumped on the bandwagon and have been running reports on how the rat population in Hull sewers is out of control jOhn is obviously struggling to come up with alternative spellings for rat ( theres lots of alternative spelling for sewer so thats no challenge)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM

He's probably been too busy catching them to sell to the curry ship.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 11:01 AM

No, you are all wrong !!!!!!! jOhn is alive and kicking.Saw him briefly on sunday night in the "Grafton " pub.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 10:09 AM

Dave...no, 'ull DEFINATELY still here

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Les from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 10:35 AM

When jOhn departed our company in the early hours of Monday morning, one of the last things he did was borrow a lighter (cigarette lighter, not barge).

But I don't think it was him 'taking out' a rival curry ship. Nobody could accurately describe jOhn as a 'youth'.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 10:37 AM

Just spoke to jOhn on the phone, and he has somehow ended up with his phone line disconnected. He assures me that once he is reconnected, the normal silliness will resume on mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM

*trying to get head around that last post*

*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:12 AM

yeeeeeeeeeees, that does read a bit irish doesn't it Paul. What I meant is, I rang his MOBILE because his landline is disconnected.
          Flamenco, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:24 AM

Helo, i'm back!
i got cut off, because of not pay Bill, but back now.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:24 AM

Keep seeing Flamenco is the true path. Just wondered if it was some sort of Spanish crazy paving made out of old paella.

Brings to mind that song from the Wizard of Oz - Follow the Yellow Rice Road. Never knew they had wizards in Oz before. Thought they only had kangaroos.

What do you expect for a quarter past six in the morning?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 07:19 AM

Must pay your phone bills jOhn.




Doesn't matter so much if you eat regularly, you can still type in a weakened condition.

;-D

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:31 AM

Oi Mingulay. Are you related to jOhn? You sound as barking mad to me! Funnily enough we had paella for dinner on monday, made with supercharged Spanish garlic, not that weedy French shite!
          Flamenco, the ONLY path!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:53 AM

No, I'm not related to jOhn. Not that I know anyway, my Yorkshire relations are in a different part. As for being barking mad, I resemble that remark. Did you have whelks in your paella?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:56 AM

WHELKS!!!! Do you think I am some sort of inbred Lincolnshire wooly back? Nay Mr Wilks. The paella had chorizo, prawns, squid, chicken and mussels.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:57 AM

PS : Penny forgot to put anchovies in! Disgraceful!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 09:04 AM

Sounds like good paella to me. However did it have peppers in it. I HATE peppers and they don't like me. Didn't know that whelks were associated with the tribe of the yellowbelly though.

Why are anchovies disgraceful?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 09:15 AM

This is a spelling site, not a cookery site you know! But yes, of course it had peppers in! We do things properly in sunny Beverley.The anchovies came home pissed, that's why they were in disgrace. I'm surprised they managed to get served in the pub because none of them speak English.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 09:28 AM

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir. "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well."

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:12 AM

That bl**dy Bill...he seems to think just about EVERYONE owes him money.....

*G*


& PEPPERS? Dont talk to ME about Peppers!

(ask Les instead...he'll tell you)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:15 AM

flame con & calf omen are both anagrams of flamenco

Skipy (in a white wine sauce)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Takeaway
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:31 AM

I'll rush frOm john is an anagram of you know who!

Skipy