BS: elf'elp

Subject: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Lucky Berry-Baubles
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM

Now we're into December, I think the Christmas embargo is off.
If you were one of Santa's little helpers, what would your name be?
Find your elf name here.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Polly Squeezebox
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:08 PM

Cutie Dancing-Sprout!!! It's not even an anagram - how did they arrive at that?

I have been known to be called Cutie - I seem to remember from the dim and distant past. I must also admit to having done a great deal of dancing in my life. In fact, I used to teach tap, classical and modern ballet - but that was practically another lifetime ago! I do still dance and got my gold medal for latino and modern linedance last year. Plus, of course, I lead a ceilidh band and enable other people to dance.

BUT SPROUTS - I HATE THEM!!!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM

oh please! wriggly bunny-dancer?

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: DMcG
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM

Lucky Chilly-Baubles

Sounds vaguely obscene ...

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM

Yes, Mmario-- wriggly bunny-dancer!!!

~Lucky Dancing-Elf

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:31 PM

okay - this is better - using another one of my personalities I am...

*drumroll*

Furry Brandy Snotty-Cracker!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:34 PM

other alternatives:

Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Elf
Cutie Fluffy-Snowdrop

and my favorite!

Lucky Horny-Elf

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:36 PM

Lovable Horny-Helper! Hahahahahahahaha!!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:00 PM

I'm Cutie-Dancing Noodles. There's really nothing to say.....

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: grumpy al
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:00 PM

lucky horny-baubles..... loada tosh never been lucky, never been called horny and baubles? well been known to hang em over the ears after sinking many.

Just trying to live up to the grumpy bit! did it work?

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:09 PM

Leo, this is the one I know:

Tumbleflump Brandybutter-Elf


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:11 PM

Tumbleflump Dancing-Baubles! I like that...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:14 PM

As much as you say you dance around the house, it seems fitting... Don't know about the baubles though.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Tinker
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:08 PM

By my everyday name -- Tumbleflump Floppy-Tinsel ..huh??

but Tinker Mudcat gets -- Lovable Floppy-Tummy ...I've got problems with that...

but in combination with my maiden name --- Lovable Berry-Tinsel
I'll stick with that one...

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: mack/misophist
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM

Scrooge McGrinch?

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:57 PM

LUCKY BABY TOES, oh...my...god, I can now officially commit elf hari kari.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:06 PM

Mudcat name got Tumbleflump Floppy-Elf....seeems i'm a tumbleflump, whatever i do! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:24 PM

Mudcat name gets Wriggly Berry-Cracker. I like that better!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:04 PM

Seeing the pattern that is emerging, I know better than to even go look.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:14 PM

Oh Bill, you're Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Too ashamed to give my real name
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:22 PM

Lucky Berry-Fairy, Yeeuchh is there a hole I can be sick in?

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM

Sneezy-Bum ? Who's sneezes sound or smell like that?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: open mike
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:29 PM

Frosty Berry-Noodles
not sure i would order that on a menu!!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM

well...when I type "Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop" into the silly thing, it doesn't return Bill D...it says Tumbleflump Bunny-Elf! So I see a certain limited set of possibilities!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM

Ho-ho Brandy butter-Noodles

I like that one... very appropriate for a depressive who has chosen not to use alcohol as a medicine!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Emma B
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM

Lucky Dancing Cracker - wonder where they got the "Lucky" bit from?

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:47 PM

I cannot open the bloody website.

And not that is not my elf name.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: JennieG
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 01:20 AM

Lovable Horny-Fairy.....????!!!!!!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Tony Blair
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:42 AM

Hi, Tony here, but you can call me Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Tummy.
And Cherie --- sorry, Cutie Brandy butter-Helper says merry Christmas as well.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM

'Stunning sex bomb', fairly accurate.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:11 PM

(hi William)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM

(not Tumbleflumpscrummybunnyelfmonstersnowdrop?....I'm devastated!)

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:38 PM

Sneezy Monstercheeks.

Funny, that's what my girlfriend calls me when I'm gettin' luvved-up.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 02:17 PM

Yeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh!

Given name = Smiley Dancing-Tummy

Version 1 of mudname = Smiley Baby-Toes

Version 2 = Frosty Baby-Toes

...and the underscore makes no difference!

Help...please!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 07:21 PM

It's a BBC website which is blocked in China.

Can anyone stick in Shanghaiceltic for me please?

Bloody Communist Govt denying me my elf name!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:06 PM

I am deeply offended...
Cutie Horny-Bum? CUTIE EFFING HORNY-BUM?
Just because I'm Greek...
But not THAT Greek!
Mumblemumblemumble....

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Tinker
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 09:28 PM

Okay I posted Shanghai as a first name and Celtic as a surname and ended up getting .......

Happy Mince-pie-Elf

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Tinker
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 09:50 PM

Calm down ElGrecko.... if you look at it from another perspective you may find the reason you were so heavily recruited as the next Getaway Toy boy.... BG... But your lady doesn't want to share either... oh well....

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Elfcall
Date: 03 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM

Why can't I remain Elfcall !!!!!!

Elfcall

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Crystal
Date: 03 Dec 04 - 04:37 AM

Frosty Hotdog-Helper
or
Tumbleflump Berry-Cheeks

help!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM

I sent the URL to my mother who ended up with the name Fuzzy Monster-Bum.


She's not happy. She blames me and thinks I had something to do with it. So thanks for the site address.

Subject: Tumbleflump horny-stockings
From: Nemesis
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM

hehehe ...

Tumbleflump horny-stockings


- I can feel a whole new alto-ego coming on :0)

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Hrothgar
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 11:14 PM

My real name gives Lovable Horny-Cheeks

Hrothgar Mudcat gives Lovable Floppy-Stockings

I'll talk to my legal representatives.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Hrothgar
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM

"Legal representatives" gives Frosty Horny-Noodles

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Amos
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM

Gawd 'elp them as 'elps them elves!!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: hesperis
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 10:36 PM

I'm Frosty Holly-Helper, apparently.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: bbc
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM

bbc aka Fuzzy Brandy butter-Elf, but I love my dance partner's elf name: Sneezy Dancing-Cheeks. That's great!

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:47 AM

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Champagne Carole's Secret Santa..
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:24 AM

I almost typed: Champagne Carole's Secret Satan! AACK! Freudian slip?

I don't like this game or that site. BOO.

I want to only have the Pirate Name site. Every day shpuld be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see any National or International Talk like one of Santa's Elves Day do you? or Satan's Elves as the case may be? Nooooooo. Elves are SO over! Pirates are the new elves just like Square is the new black (if you believe the hype over at the Chiclets Website)

Pirates should deliver presents on Christams..we'd all get better stuff, wouldn't we? Pieces of 8, big fat emeralds - wenches. bring on the Pirates says I..fire the lucky tumbleflump-horny toes crowd...I want an elf named Peg-leg Pierce.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,elves v pirates
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:03 AM

Peg-Leg Pierce's elf name is Floppy Berry-Sprout.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Pirates Trump Elves ALWAYS
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:04 AM

See what we mean? Elve names are stupid. Pirates rule. I want a Pirate to be bring me pressies. I'd like a large cask of some very good rum please. Seeins as I have no SS, maybe somebody will volunteer to be my Secret Pirate?

Champagne carole's Secret Santa/Pirate

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM

This is "Frosty Horny-Pie" signing off *G*

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:54 PM

The Pirates and the Elves are going to settle this matter with a football match at the South Pole...neutral territory don't you know. Each team gets to draft one professional player for their side. The names will be dropped into a fishbowl and whomever wins the coin toss chooses first.

Then a regulation match shall be held, Officated by none other than The Easter Bunny and The Great Pumpkin...that is if the GP shows. He's notoriously unreliable.

If we Pirates win, we shall declare Christmas a twice a Year Holiday, adding a second Christmas in July. The we will force the Elves to take the Bum-shift in Summer whilst we lay about in Bermuda.

Then, come Winter, we'll deliver a second round of gifts...mostly alcoholic in nature for the adults and lots of sweets for the kiddies. All the Pretty Wenches will get baubles.

And finally, if we win..no more cute elf names for anybody. We shall abolish that site and cause all links to it to take you to National Talk Like a Pirate Day Page where you can get a proper Pirate name.

Keith Richards has volunteered to coach us Pirates. Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures.

The Match takes place on Boxing day. Be there! Silmultanious Webcast may be in the works.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Cutie Berry-Tinsel - spokeself
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 04:33 PM

Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures
...in fact much better figures than Keith Richards - that's why we're sticking with the elves.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce SpokesPirate
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:02 AM

Arrhhh..you've 'ad it Cutie freakin' Berry Tinsel!

Twas you what poisoned our brother Victor in Urkraine. he was gonta be our secret draft choice for the Football match an yooze spied it out, put 'im out of commision early, ya did.

Elves..whatta sneaky lot.

We'll let ol' Eric O'Viking 'ave at Kylie and Celine and see how they likes THAT. They'll be warbling for Dioxin in THEIR soup before he's finished wiff 'em.

Hardee harr har

Yer time is Nigh! Prepare to be Boarded!

Peg Leg Pierce
Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: GUEST,Wriggly Monster-Toes - another spokeself
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM

Don't believe this foul pirate propaganda.
We loved old Victor - or Lovable Berry-Hippoface as he was called when he was with us.
besides, poisoning's not our style.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 10:38 AM

Refresh,

The link still works!

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: RangerSteve
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 01:54 PM

If I use Steve - I'm Bunny Elf.
with Stephen, it's Lucky Bunny Elf.

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 03:00 PM

why oh why do I let myself get sucked into these things?

Giggley Holly-Baubles

Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 05:08 PM

The name choices seem limited-
With my real name: Lucky Holly-Baubles
With my Mudcat name: Fuzzy Baubles


But they do get creative with my curmudeonly husband's given name: Giggley Holly-Stockings!

(BTW, "ebeneezer scrooge" comes out as Berry-Toes!)

LH-B