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Subject: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:40 PM Ok...you know that statistic that was floating around for a while, saying how quite a large percentage of women prefer chocolate to sex? Does anyone actually prefer chocolate? Just seems a bit unlikely to me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM That stat says more about the quality of some people sex lives than it does about anything else... If you claim you like anything better then sex, yer not doing it right... As far as I'm concerned, chocolate is the most over-rated flavour on the whole human pallet... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM Sounds like your chocolate life is short in the quality department, there, CH!!LOL What brand you using?? :D A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM "If you claim you like anything better then sex, yer not doing it right... " See, that's what i thought...come on, fellow ladies....explain yourselves? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Peace Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:58 PM Dear Abby, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:58 PM Depends on the circumstances. A big pan of chocolate brownies fresh out of the oven... Cut 'em up into squares and lift 'em off with a spatula... But, ya know, it's not really the chocolate. It's the spatula that does it for me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Mingulay Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:04 PM A spatula fetish eh? Whisks do it for me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Peace Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:06 PM Gotta be a spatula. Gotta be. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:13 PM No way, man. Rolling pin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: gnu Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:23 PM Some of the girls I went with preferred the whiskers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: gnu Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:29 PM I don't like sweets. And I ain't got no sweetie. Am I dia-bachelor ? Die-a-bachelor ? Hey, I tried. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM sex OR chocolate? Why not combine them? yum! (no, I will not explain the details..*grin*...that's what imagination is for!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:52 PM Sex AND chocolate means more washing than is strictly neccessary. However...who the fuck cares about washing? Probably the same people who prefer chocolate to sex.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Teresa Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:55 PM I was thinking the same thing, Bill. LOL Maybe some single women prefer choclate because a satisfactory experience with chocolate is more readily found than a satisfactory experience with sex? :) Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: gnu Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM Now, if that was the case, Teresa, don't you think there would be a multitude of obese MALES aboust ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:00 PM awww..now THAT is too bad, Teresa. hmmmm...a new business come to mind..."The Lysistrada Chocolate Works" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:04 PM Low-temperature melting points? LOL!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: MBSLynne Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:09 PM it's about the only thing that would make me give up chocolate for good...being told I could only have one or the other! And if I'm substituting sex for chocolate...roll on Easter!!!!! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:11 PM Ah, but chocolate isn't a satisfactory experience, chocolate is food! I have three words for any woman who prefers chocolate to sex....get on top!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: frogprince Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:11 PM Can't beat a little chocolate syrup on chapel 'at pegs... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Morticia Date: 02 Feb 05 - 04:51 PM 10 reasons why chocolate is better than sex. In the interests of research, my own opinion is not included in this 1.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 2.You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 3.Good chocolate is not hard to find. 4.With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 5.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 6.You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers. 7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 8.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 9.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 10.You can GET chocolate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Teresa Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:02 PM LOL! "The Lysistrada Chocolate Works" I'm still chuckling over that one ... heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: *Laura* Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:39 PM CHOCOLATE containts phenylethylamine - a substance similar to amphetamine that acts as a stimulant and an antidepressant, and trigers feelings of euphoria that are closely linked to being in love. Haha! But it doesn't answer your original question BI. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST,Sidewinder Date: 02 Feb 05 - 06:01 PM Nice to see somebody mention "being in love" finally.It was getting rather escewed in favour of "dirty sex" before Laura alerted us to that wonderful feeling of having intimate relations (to quote Bill Clinton) with someone you love;or is that why they invented King Size Chocolate Bars? Regards. Sidewinder. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM Did that faithful old partner give you a dose? Eat chocolate, not each other. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: lady penelope Date: 02 Feb 05 - 06:47 PM Now, why has one got to be better than the other? I likes 'em both the same and my reaction to giving up either is pretty much the same - "No. No. No. I'll die before I give it up!!!!!!" etc. TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Rapparee Date: 02 Feb 05 - 06:48 PM Chocolate sex?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 02 Feb 05 - 07:14 PM I can recommend the Green and Blacks Organic chocolate and hazelnut spread - it's not as claggy as some of the other brands such as Nutella, and it's easier to wash off the sheets. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: CarolC Date: 02 Feb 05 - 08:01 PM Chocolate has never had that mood altering effect on me for some reason. I used to love a good champagne truffle now and then, but if I had the choice between chocolate, and some really good imported cheese or olives for instance, more often than not, I would not choose the chocolate. Of course, I'm allergic to both chocolate and cheese, so I'll stick with olives and the other thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:07 PM An un-opened, un-touched, un-molested box of premium European chocolate has been sitting on the kitchen counter-top for the past six weeks.
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST,crunchy sheets Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:15 PM my mrs preferes cheese and onion crisps.. not really such a versatile foodstuff to utilize during foreplay |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Peace Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:20 PM If yer gonna eat crackers in bed, yer gonna havta sleep with crumbs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:46 AM Chocolate is highly overrated. Sex is only moderately overrated. People who prefer chocolate to sex are out of their tiny minds! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:06 AM In addition to Morticia's list, a Google search with chocolate better sex will show a lot of sites giving 12 to 20 reasons why ... An interesting article Is Chocolate better than sex in Melbourne? By Madelyn Miller "Some people say that sex is the international language. But I think it is chocolate. ..." Eat or ... and enjoy Wilfried |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Crystal Date: 03 Feb 05 - 05:53 AM Chocolate body paint makes a great raffel prize, as long as no-one knows it was you who donated it!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Catherine Jayne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:02 AM Im all for combining chocolate and sex its just a shame my intended is a diabetic.....Oh well!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Flash Company Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:38 AM If you finish chocolate in 10 seconds, you don't have to apologise! FC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:01 AM I can recommend the Green and Blacks Organic chocolate and hazelnut spread - it's not as claggy as some of the other brands such as Nutella, and it's easier to wash off the sheets. And I didn't even have to ask the question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:10 AM What was the question?!! There have been times when I was so miserable that I ate the body paint straight out of the pot, without painting it on a body first..... Prefer the G&B spread... it's cheaper in bulk! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:15 AM The rubber type spatula is a lot more body friendly for application. and has the merit of catering to the rubber fetishists as well... a sort of '3 for the price of 1' offer. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Moses Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:31 AM CatsPHiddle You're not diabetic are you?!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: MBSLynne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM ROFL Morty!! How about Green and Black's Orgasmic chocolate?? Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Catherine Jayne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:40 AM No Moses Im not diabetic but I do like good quality chocolate so next time I go to the supermarket I am going to be looking for the green and blacks spread!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: muppitz Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:06 AM Most Women I know use chocolate as a substitute for sex rather than saying it is better. I have been putting on weight steadily since October. muppitz x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST,Mr Red remembers Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:22 AM Blissfully Ignorant I believe Marian Faithful is on record as trying both, at once. Though some reckon it was only a Twix, and Snickers were definately off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:22 AM Blissfully Ignorant said Ah, but chocolate isn't a satisfactory experience, chocolate is food! I have three words for any woman who prefers chocolate to sex....get on top!!!! What does being on top have to do with making it any more satisfactory? Those three words should be "Get a vibrator!" Contrive a ceremony with the vibrator and the chocolate and cut out the middleman. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 05 - 11:25 AM I love my Rampant Rabbit, I do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:07 PM So khatt, did you eat that chocolate bar in your SS package all by yourself? If I'd realized I was sending along temptation to the household I'd have thought of something else. Another crystal, maybe--he might break his teeth on it, but wouldn't affect his blood sugar level! (That was a bar of very good U.S. chocolate BTW--I don't know if you get the brand over there in the U.K.) But wait--your diabetic sent our household a box full of wonderful candies and chocolates. Did he use that shopping expedition as an excuse to sneak a little chocolate? SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Mrs.Duck Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:14 PM Oh for a box of Malteazers and the time to share them properly. Sadly the enjoyment of both chocolate and sex are too easily interupted by small children!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM Well, being on top might allow her to more easily control her bodily movements, thus being in a better position to stimulate herself in the most agreeable fashion.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: gnu Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:48 PM That's deep, maybe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:09 PM Naw, Little Hawk. There'd still be something in her way. ;-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:19 PM HA!!!!!! Oh, you are a real wit, Stilly, you are. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST,observer Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM Morticia: Great list! Might I suggest 3a? 3a. Hard chocolate is good to find. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Catherine Jayne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM SRS...Yes I did eat the chocolate all myself!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:21 PM Being on top just means you can reach across for more chocolate.... and you can lick the crumbs off afterwards... should any crumbs actually make it all the way down to the 'underneath'... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM fascinating advice from Little Hawk, who goes to great pains to explain that he seldom indulges any more...top OR bottom..*grin* says here, you can have both.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM Clinton Hammond, in all his wisdom, said: As far as I'm concerned, chocolate is the most over-rated flavour on the whole human pallet... Personally, I wouldn't want chocolate on my pallet. Too sticky. On my palate, however..... Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Peace Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:39 PM http://www.iabolish.com/news/global/2002/curevnt04-26-02.htm |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM I was talking to someone, and they came up with this totally innocently... Well, I'm off again, to do things that may involve hot chocolate, and may involve showers, and may involve hot chocolate in showers, or showering in hot chocolate |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: sixtieschick Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:50 AM Brucie gave a very good reason to avoid mass produced chocolate. If you buy good artisanal stuff that comes from South America or anywhere other than Africa you can avoid supporting slavery. Cocoa butter melts just below body temperature--there are three different fatty acids that melt at slightly different temperatures too. That's why you get that sensuous, sliding feeling of good quality chocolate melting in your mouth. Inexpensive chocolate has cheaper fats, such as hydrogenated soy oil and palm oil, that replace the cocoa butter and that don't have the same effect. Buy the good stuff. Quality matters. Good brands: El Rey (all Venezuelan) Valrhona Michel Cluizel Scharffen Berger (they swear up and down they don't buy from growers with slaves) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: *Laura* Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:39 PM (just to tie this thread in with the current popular BS theme) - Is that a spatula in your pocket (covered in chocolate perhaps?) or are you just pleased to see me!?!?!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Cluin Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:00 PM Sex! Chocolate! Sex! Sounds like a good evening to me. I'm in. (hopefully) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: LadyJean Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:35 PM I can get Toblerones and Milka bars at Target. I cannot get sex of any kind at Target. I can have chocolate at the laundramat. If I tried to have sex at the laundramat I'd get arrested. Chocolate doesn't care how old I am, what I look like, or what I'm wearing. Chocolate doesn't vote Republican, or treat me like a dumb female. I suspect chocolate does take advantage of me, but I really don't care. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:07 AM There is a similarity, though--chocolate melts in your mouth or in your hand. Okay, okay, I'm going |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: goodbar Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:45 AM virgin eyes!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: LadyJean Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:50 AM Mr Goodbars are good too. Though you have to eat their nuts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: goodbar Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:34 AM dirty. this would be an interesting topic if you all weren't the age of my parents. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Cluin Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:40 AM A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband that." The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 78-year-old husband asked, "Which days?" The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal." The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday... But on Wednesday and Friday, I golf so she'll have to take the bus." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 05 Feb 05 - 08:11 AM "this would be an interesting topic if you all weren't the age of my parents." And who told you we're NOT your parents? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:12 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Donuel Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM Chocolate sex painting http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/choc.jpg |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM ""this would be an interesting topic if you all weren't the age of my parents." And who told you we're NOT your parents?" We young Folkies have to be careful here, inconvenient relatives are a menace on the 'cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: *Laura* Date: 05 Feb 05 - 01:27 PM Ooh - that's quite a disturbing thought. If I've said anything to offend you Gran - sorry! :-) hehe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: LadyJean Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:29 PM In two weeks I'll leave my 40s behind. But I'm not celibate, no sir, nor have I any intention of being celibate. I'd like to be a little less celibate, in fact. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Donuel Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:45 PM They come for the chocolate http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=468496&page=1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM Whoa, Don, that one almost gave me whiplash, it was such a big switch (even though you were trying to stick with the thread topic). There I was, reading about Lady Jean, a few months younger than myself, and then I'm reading about UFOs. Wow. LadyJean, go for it! SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: lady penelope Date: 06 Feb 05 - 12:41 PM Banna? Goodbar? We're bandy, we're randy - get used to it! Actually, this thread's giving me ideas................. Do excuse me... : ) TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Mr Red Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM didn't the early importers ascribe the quality of Aphrodisiac to chocolate when it was - like - really really expensive? But then there is an ingedient that hits the pleasure receptors, just a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Sex! Chocolate! Sex!!!!!! From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM Mr. Red said: didn't the early importers ascribe the quality of Aphrodisiac to chocolate when it was - like - really really expensive? Two things: One: The early importers were engaged in "salesman's puff". They had a tremendous financial axe to grind. The association of goods with sex for sales purposes is NOT a modern invention. Two: "really really expensive" tends to equal "luxury" in the minds of many of us. "Luxury" then, especially in an item which provides sensory input, is read as "sensuousness", and away we go to the delightful foreign country of Aphrodisia! Dave Oesterreich |
