BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!

Subject: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: Folk Form # 1
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 04:13 AM

After over 25 years of a conservative Pope, let's shift the pendulum back and bring in a Liberation Theology man. Father Fidel Castro is that man. He's shown an interest in Liberation Theology, let him put it into practice.

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM

Fidel has had to put up with enough as it is. He doesn't need that monkey on his back.

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 10:08 AM

I understand bookies in Washington are offering 1000 to 1 on one Father Dougal McGuire of Craggy Island, Ireland ascending the throne of St Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 11:01 AM

Who is Fr. McGuire ~ the nut-case Irish ex-priest who assaulted the leader of the Olympic marathon in Athens? Or a real Irish priest who mmight be legitmately considerd fro the Papacy?

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: GUEST,Wolfgang
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 11:22 AM

Neither
father-dougal-mcguire.biography

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: GUEST,Joe Offer
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM

Fidel may be Communist, but I think he's long been a very reactionary Communist. He's the Ronald Reagan of the Communist world. True socialism disappeared from Cuba long ago.
Castro is no liberal. As pope, he'd probably be far to the right of John Paul II.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 12:45 PM

How much wages do they pay for pope job?
If its more than £4.50 an hour I'll apply for it, i got no experience, but there can't be too much to learn.

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 12:56 PM

Thanks for the info on Fr. Maguire, Wolfgang.

If he's in contention, why not Father Guido Sarducci?

Subject: RE: BS: Fidel Castro for Pope!
From: Severn
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 04:56 PM

How 'bout Popen'Fresh the doughboy? He's popular with the people, he's got the risen again thing down pat (pat, pat, pat--giggle!),he's a minority, he's American he doesn't knead the dough, and all he does need is a new hat. He can get some poor wafering stranger to cook for communion.

Severn


Besides, is Castro convertable?