BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)

Subject: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome, sans biscuit
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM

Just remembered. Our very own Liz the Squeak was mentioned yet again by Mr Wogan this morning. Carry on like this Liz and we'll start a rumour:-)

I don't see anything wrong with eating hampsters as a pudding myself. Perhaps you or jOhn could explain it. Or does it all fit in with using Muesli as hampster food because it is VAT free (as well as fat free)?

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 11:07 AM

Corridus will be horrified.

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Severn
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 04:37 PM

Some Hamster Folklore (In case you thought there wasn't any):


Dis nine-pound hamster
Killed and ate John Henry*
Spit out de bones, Lawd! Lawd!
And he spit out de bones.


He picked up a hamster and it gave a little squeal
He said "Hamster gonna be the death of me...."


If I had a Hamster
I'd Hamster in the mornin'
I'd hamster in the evenin'
All over the place.....
It's the Gerbil of Justice
It's the Guinea Pig of Freeeeee-dom (are'nt we all?)....


All for now before I pull a hamstering muscle,
Severn


*In some collected versions, Don Henley

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 04:40 PM

He only read half the message I sent him..... I suggested that a nice roulade of hamser, gerbil and fancy mouse would make a good starter, whereas guinea pigs made the better dessert.

And to think I used to be a vegetarian!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 04:59 PM

If a "hamper" is a receptacle for dirty clothes, and a "dumpster" is American slang for a large refuse receptacle ("skip" in UK), then a "hampster" must be a large receptacle for unwanted dirty clothes?

As in:

"Hey, Mum! My knickers have these really gnarly skid-marks on 'em! Whatta ya want me t' do with 'em?"

"Just toss 'em in the hampster, dear. We'll buy ya some new ones t'morra."

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:37 PM

Reminds me of a parody, "Hamster Love," heard on Dr. Dementos show, words here:
http://www.bigdaddyfan.com/lyricspage.html

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Severn
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:53 PM

Squeeky's got to defend all the hamsters, now that Johnnie Cochran is dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM

Heard OJ contacted the police, seemed he needed his shoes and gloves.

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Severn
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:02 PM

Now THERE'S a man who's had a few lingering hamstering problems he had to play through!

Should we make this thread a referendum in the next New Hamster Primary?
Would Varmint and Rodent Island follow suit?

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Davetnova
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:14 PM

These need defending hampsters

Subject: RE: BS: Squeaky defends hampsters:-)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:26 PM

Davet - you have FAR too much time on your hands!!!

Loved it though!

LTS