BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'

Subject: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Public Domain
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM

See, that wasn't so bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Stu
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:22 PM

How dare you!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:24 PM

I'm shocked and horrified!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:24 PM

Waht a f*****g disappointment!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM

yes - I'm offended someone would bother to post crap like this.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:28 PM

Isn't it refreshing to have an alternative (for now) thread from the offensive one?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,*Laura*
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:51 PM

*

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Once Famous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:56 PM

This thread was a disappointment.

couldn't you have shown a picture of a gaping labia or something?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,*Laura*
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM

You write something Martin - then no-one else will have to be disappointed. Don't worry too much - just randomly bash the keys - usually seems to work! :0)

xLx

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Offended
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:01 PM

You been looking in that mirror again Martin?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:31 PM

"A" gaping labia? Labia ARE plural. A gaping vulva, perhaps. 2 gaping labia, perhaps. But I don't think 1 labium can gape.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:33 PM

gaping labia














( ...made you look)

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:35 PM

[bleep]

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:37 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:39 PM

" couldn't you have shown a picture of a gaping labia or something?"

Yer mother was too busy servicing the biker-gangs dogs to make it to the photo shoot...

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:03 PM

Carol, Oh no, I don't believe it, you actually provided a link? and Martin is associated,oh s***.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:27 PM

Well, Carol, regarding your link to Martin's website and the pic of Chris Martin in particular...

There are some folks who would say you got the gaping part right, but the specific anatomical feature doing the gaping is one situated a couple of inches to the posterior of the labia. I would never say that about someone who has allowed a brand that used to be synonomous with the finest-sounding guitars in the world to be associated with the Felix the Cat guitar, but some people would.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Once Famous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:44 PM

[bleep - for antisocial behavior]I didn't look Carol C. at work, I'm not taking any chances. but I'm glad some got a laugh out of the whole thing.

except for Clinton Hammond, who took it too far and deserves to be told that his mother has a labia only after she cut off her cock.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:49 PM

What makes you think my mom cut off her c--k?

She knows how much YOU like it up inside you...

Yer telling ME I took it too far?!?! That's rich...

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:06 PM

When you two kids get deleted or edited, blame yourselves.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:08 PM

If I was a Mod, I'da delete this thread after the initial post...

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM

Erect pen is in gaping lab
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/pen.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Once Famous
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:44 PM

Clinton is a labia babia.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 06:15 PM

"You big greasy flapping labia!" used to be my favourite insult, but recently i've been using "You useless fat barrel of monkey spunk!". It has a certain poetry to it, no?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 06:40 PM

"You big greasy flapping labia"

Fast food?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 06:49 PM

No, that's somethin which should eaten slowly...

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:47 PM

I'm Off!

Ended!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:57 PM

Difference between that and pizza is that with pizza ya get to eat the crust.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:25 PM

Gross!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:26 PM

Oral sex isn't gross...well, not if you're on the recieving end, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:35 PM

I wasn't talking about the oral sex - it's Brucie's comments that got me.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:55 PM

Wot's wrong with pizza?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 12:37 AM

i suppose one could conrive a way to combine pizza and oral sex... could be messy, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Crakker
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 12:49 AM

Clits loveeely clits.

Just thought I'd mention

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Peace
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 01:36 AM

Pizzzzzzzzzzzzza

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Davetnova
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:17 AM

All I get is aural sex. People talking about it.
As an afterthought (as opposed to foreplay) as this is read is it ocular sex?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:49 AM

Oh my God!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 04:53 AM

Less of your lip!!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:23 AM

which lip?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:39 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 04:58 AM

Bliss... er... how can I put this.... .... it does... make sure you don't have chillies or jalapenos on it... and I'm not going to say a thing about anchovies.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: gnomad
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 08:22 AM

The worst thing about oral sex is the view.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 08:42 AM

True. The snack bar is too close to the dump.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 09:30 AM

Ta da Dump, Ta da Dump, Tada, dah, dah, Dump!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: GUEST,frug
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:24 PM

Crossword Clue
             Listen out for a sexual deviation 5, 2, 4, 4









Prick up Your Ears

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: Duane D.
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:00 AM

For a thread that started out unoffensive, it seems to have a noticable amount of censoring, AND Joe Offer is ACTUALLY censured? What's become of Mudcat? tsk, tsk

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open, 'You'll be offended'
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:49 PM

It appears that Joe may also be Off!


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