BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?

Subject: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 13 May 05 - 03:44 PM

No one has ever written anything on a hot stone & passed it to or thrown it at me!
Has it ever happened to you?
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 May 05 - 03:46 PM

actually, yes, it has.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 May 05 - 03:49 PM

No, but someone once threw a stone at me whilst saying 'f**k you!'. I don't know if it was a hot stone, it missed...

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Megan L
Date: 13 May 05 - 03:49 PM

well i had a lump of coal thrown down a bing onto my head once does that count :)

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 13 May 05 - 03:50 PM

What is a "bing"
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Peace
Date: 13 May 05 - 05:35 PM

type of cherry.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Peace
Date: 13 May 05 - 05:36 PM

type of Crosby.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: rumanci
Date: 13 May 05 - 05:41 PM

lol brucie !    I'd love to have seen that scenario for Megan

Mind you ........I read the thread title as massage first time round ! which sounded quite inviting ! oh well :-( - back to the drawing board

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 May 05 - 06:58 PM

fire and brimstone????

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 05 - 07:00 PM

hot stone massage? Sure...they had one at Pompeii. They didn't like it.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Azizi
Date: 13 May 05 - 07:26 PM

I read this thread title as "massage" too.

Oh well, wishful thinking...

And BTW, what is a 'hot stone message'? Words written on a stone and the stone then heated up?

Sorry, I don't get it.

Which means that I would have to respond "No, I have never had a hot stone message".

Am I missing something?

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: open mike
Date: 13 May 05 - 07:58 PM

I THINK IT MUST BE A PLAY ON WORDS
there is a type of massage or therapy
where warm rocks are placed on your skin
another method, called Moxybustion, is
where a heated cup, cone or needle trans-
fers heat into the body.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 05 - 09:27 PM

Doesn't sound as interesting as a "Woks Job" that a buddy of mine had down in Chattanooga at a nice little brothel off of Red Bank Road.

So the guy goes into a brothel and tells the Madam he wants something different, something unusual. She says that he might want to give the "Japanese Whore" a try. He asks what she does but can't get a straight answer. However, the Madam assures him it is different.

He goes into the room and the girl is gorgeous to say the least and dressed in traditional Japanese garb, a beautiful kimono. He asks her what she can do for him but soon realizes that her English is very poor and every time she says something he tends to answer, "Uh....What?" Finally she says in her very broken English, "Sir me think you want Woks Job. Well he can't figure what cooking has to do with sex exactly, but this is progress and he agrees that he wants a Woks Job.

Slowly she removes his clothing and bathes him from head to foot and he really digs it! Then she brings out another tray from behind the Oriental screen and again prepares a small bowl of scented water and lovingly begins to wash his genitals again. She takes a fan and with slow strokes allows the light breeze to dry them. The guy had never experienced anything like this before and was really getting into it!!!

She then had him stand next to the table while she took some fine, soft, and lovely silk and wrapped his cock and balls. She brought out a Teak board, put it on the table, and placed his "wrapped package" on it, tying it gently in place.   She stroked the silk until his dick was as hard as a diamond and he was about to have a huge orgasm. At this point she quickly placed another Teak board on top of the other with his genitalia in between and then grabbed a 10 pound sledge from behind the screen. Before the guy could even think about jumping away, she gave a mighty swing and smashed his dick and nuts between the two boards.......and the wax shot out of his ears.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: rumanci
Date: 14 May 05 - 04:00 AM

rofl   - thanks 'Spaw !
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Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 14 May 05 - 06:38 AM

Didn't Moses get one ?

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: rumanci
Date: 14 May 05 - 06:41 AM

maybe Moses should have kept taking the tablets instead

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 15 May 05 - 02:01 AM

Like the others I thought I was going to get some new info on a new massage.
Still I had me a bloody good foot massage last night, I go regularly. And No! a foot massage is not a kick up the bum. Equiv here of GBP3.00 or about USD5.

Bet you did not know that your stomach organs are located in your instep. Odd to see my naughty bits in my heel and me sinuses in the tips of my toes.

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: matai
Date: 15 May 05 - 07:53 AM

Aren't stoned people usually too out of it to say anything hot?

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: Megan L
Date: 15 May 05 - 11:12 AM

Ok just got back on a bing is the spoil heap from a coal mine. And thanks Rummi some folk do say it knocked some sence into me, they must be wrong I still come in here :)

Subject: RE: BS: Anyone had a hot stone message?
From: rumanci
Date: 15 May 05 - 11:17 AM

LOL Megan
It was the picture of the lump of coal and a crooning Crosby (thanks to brucie !) landing on you that really had my imagination in overdrive.
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