BS: Poppycock

Subject: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM

That about says it all!

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: number 6
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 08:59 PM

Good Grief .

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:30 PM

Put this on the circumcision thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 10:07 PM

There was a young man from Australia
Who's appendage looked just like a dahlia
Ladies travelled for miles
And arrived full of smiles
To look at his strange genitalia.

G..

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: The Walrus
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 03:43 AM

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The colour was fine
Likewise the design
But the aroma? Now THAT was a failure

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 07:40 AM

I told my mother that the teacher said babies come from the cabbage patch, but she said that it was "Poppycock".

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: gnu
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:07 AM

Balderdash.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,PP
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:29 AM

An Opium related sexual disfunction.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:14 PM

I'd like to try the recipe for Poppycock I found the other day, but I can't figure out how to toast my nuts first...

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:18 PM

Daylia, I thought you were of the feminine persuasion...

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:22 PM

Poppycock is redundant.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:22 PM

hey ... maybe that's the problem!   

Anyone here care to donate?

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: jeffp
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM

Poppycock!

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:46 PM

"donate"? like an inter-library loan? By the inch? The mind boggles at what form this donation would take.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 01:23 PM

Balderdash -- a rapidly receding hairline.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 03:05 PM

Your mother was right.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Dead Horse
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM

I got a foolproof method of penis enlargement.
You just cut one inch off the end (far end!) and post it to the person at the top of the list, add your name at the bottom etc. and within one calender month you will recieve dozens of inches through the post. All you need do then is choose the most suitable ones and sew 'em on.
It should work just fine unless some prick goes and breaks the chain!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 01:10 PM

Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 01:20 PM

Pop your own cock!
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: jeffp
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Dead Horse - PM
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM

I got a foolproof method of penis enlargement.
You just cut one inch off the end (far end!) and post it to the person at the top of the list, add your name at the bottom etc. and within one calender month you will recieve dozens of inches through the post. All you need do then is choose the most suitable ones and sew 'em on.
It should work just fine unless some prick goes and breaks the chain!!!

Wouldn't you just end up with a bunch of dickheads?

We've already got that in Washington!

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 02:39 PM

"Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?"

Grape Nuts

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM

LOLOLOL

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 03:04 PM

Tommyrot.

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 04:55 PM

I just want to know where they got the "premium nuts" from......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:12 PM

Sounds like bullsh*t to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Oct 05 - 10:16 PM

"I just want to know where they got the "premium nuts" from......"

cereal dilution

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM

"Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?

Grape Nuts"

Moth balls

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Oct 05 - 02:36 PM

Didn't know moths had balls!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 12:00 AM

popcorn balls !?

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM

I used to think that Post Nasal Drip was a breakfast cereal!!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 11:26 AM

Cotton wool balls for teddy bears?

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 11:52 AM

Balzac

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 11:57 AM

A fine Southern Indiana old-timey musician had a very unfortunate name that always made me laugh to myself:


Lotus Dickie

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 06:21 PM

From http://www.answers.com/poppycock&r=67 :
pop•py•cock (pŏp'ē-kŏk') n. Senseless talk; nonsense.
[Dutch dialectal pappekak : pap, pap (from Middle Dutch pappe, perhaps from Latin pappa, food) + kak, dung (from kakken, to defecate, from Middle Dutch kacken, from Latin cacâre).]

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 28 Oct 05 - 10:12 PM

Horsefeathers!

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Two stupidities: "If it isn't a fight, I can't win." "It's never a fight, so we can't lose." :||

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Gurney
Date: 29 Oct 05 - 05:13 AM

Heroin comes from poppies, doesn't it? Would the ointment increase or decrease sensitivity?

Perhaps I should read some of that spam I keep getting. The answer may be in there.