BS: Got nothing useful to say?

Subject: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Eddie the Masticator
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 10:47 AM

Got nothing useful to say? Then post here. This is your thread. Waste your own time and other people's time too by rambling on pointlessly right here in this useless thread. Feel the warmth of meeting minds with other people like yourself who also have nothing useful to say.

Go to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 11:51 AM

"Got nothing useful to say?"

Damn right I don't. I'll tell ya about it later. All of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 11:54 AM

Got the whole damn internet for that. What makes you think we needed a special thread here for it?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 11:58 AM

See MOAB!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Sorcha
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:21 PM

Nothing useful.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM

nichts nützlich

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: bobad
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:38 PM

Yes

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:47 PM

no

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: lady penelope
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:00 PM

Maybe

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:09 PM

It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful".

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Beer
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:12 PM

Forgot what I was going to say...

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Moron with a message
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 02:02 PM

If we could all just pull together. Maximize and prioritize. Spend some quality time with our loved ones. Whaddya think?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 02:02 PM

'It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful".'

True, Rapaire. I think we require something more easily defined, like, "What IS folk music?" or "Why do some farts smell more than others?" Or, why do we say that farts smell when they don't? They stink. GO, OILERS, GO!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 02:08 PM

Saying that I have nothing useful to say here could be useful...to others perhaps...so I will not say it!
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 02:47 PM

Glad ya didn't say that--whatever it was you didn't say.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 03:54 PM

You don't say...

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:07 PM

helllo friinds this is Earrnest Angely. Lets discusss the details of Crohnes disease...in detail.
Don't forget...
Tune to local community channel 6 and place your aflicted area agaainst the TV for our healing at 9:12 AM every Sunday.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: gnu
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:10 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:11 PM

"'It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful"."

There's always someone in the group that will question.

Geeesh!

sIx :)

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:28 PM

Define "Geeesh!"                   Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:54 PM

I hate canned peas!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:36 PM

I ate canned peas, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM

Not nearly as offensive as the peed cans available at a local store when his cat was naughty.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Seiri Omaar
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM

There are sober men in plenty....

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:51 PM

Useful? The usefulness of the most enlightened comment ever made by a human being pales in comparison to that of the simple can-opener.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:52 PM

. . .or spatula.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:38 PM

Or bottle opener....


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:42 PM

What are the odds, I ask you?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:55 PM

Just Because

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:59 PM

Oh wait, Brucie was talking about SPATULAS!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:04 PM

Gawd. Usually I have to PAY for that.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM

Oh hey Brucie, I found your wallet the other day.....thought you might want your cash back.

Here's your cash

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM

Some things just ain't worth the price of admission.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Kaleea
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:58 PM

If you can't say something kind & helpful, then say everything else that you can think of!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: frogprince
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 11:18 PM

Too much of nothin', can turn a man into a liar;
Idt can cause one man to sleep on nails, another man to eat fire...

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Metchosin
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 11:35 PM

Nothin ain't worth nuthin but its free

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 03:57 AM

Farts... everybody laughs at them even though they're not particularly funny.

They're kinda like Jay Leno.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 01:26 PM

I hate canopies

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 01:35 PM

Canopies or canapes?

And MOAB isn't "nothing." It's "BS," and there is a huge difference!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 01:37 PM

I thought it was a 'can of peas'

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 01:55 PM

Bigger'n shit!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 01:58 PM

Manure Pile Buttress in Yosemite.

If that's the buttress just imagine the pile!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 02:36 PM

"Got nothing useful to say?"

Yes, I don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: gnu
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 03:19 PM

That's what I didn't say.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson's Bodyless Mind
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 03:49 PM

Air America radio does this format every day.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 04:07 PM

Canopies, who said canopies? Re your earlier post Peace.
I ate canned pea stew!

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: lady penelope
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 04:24 PM

And now over to Bob for the cross town traffic report..........(thop, thop, thop.....)

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 06:39 PM

Tits aren't everything. Unless they're really big.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 06:59 PM

In which case they are more than enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:28 PM

Beautiful pair of tits here.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM

And a couple of cocks for the ladies.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:35 PM

How come the first link is "forbidden"?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:39 PM

http://k43.pbase.com/u34/derekslater/large/41348282.Birds0085copy.jpg

Pair of birds. Who knows?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:43 PM

Google that if the first link doesn't work.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Metchosin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:17 PM

Here's a pair of blue tits for you. Perky little buggers, aren't they?

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:31 PM

Their the ones I was trying to link to. Thanks, Metchosin.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:32 PM

Can't believe I did that. They're . . . . . . . .

Gawd, the shame of it all.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:08 PM

Forgiveness and blessing.

Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:34 PM

good one(s) Cluin !

sIx