I'm trying to remember the lyrics to a funny old song that my Dad used to sing. It's a song about a young woman who is preparing to go to bed but before she does she has to take off her wig and her glass eye and her false limbs. Right now I'm remembering just a couple lines from the song:

"You put your glass eye upon the table and your ---- under the bed..."

And the final line is: "Oh little girl, I love you, but you're scattered everywhere."

Thank you for the help.

Diana