THANK GOD YE DIDN'T HAFTA GO UP TA HORTON'S EH? I have long been of the opinion that the change to plastic swizzel sticks has not improved the coffee but only left many pigeons unemployed. Oh yeah... you didn't know? Tim's use ta pay pigeons in stale doughnuts fer retrievin the wooden swizzle sticks fer ta grind up ta make more coffee with. Not well known, that. But, jus look round, eh? See all them pigeons walkin round with sad faces? lookin fer handouts? Tim's.

She's comin down in sheets on yer diagonals ere now. I got tree foot eaves wit short windows in me sout bedroom and I can't open a window me zon, me zon. Jus seen tree ducks carryin a canoe wit er ead round ta the weadder, sir. If yer chickens ain't tethered, be no eggs fer a while, sure.