Considering my memory of how I heard this wonderful ditty many years ago and some of the comments made here, I think it should go like this.

Ass hole, ass hole, a soldier I will be,
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity.
Too pissed, too pissed, two pistols on my knee
To fight for the Queens's cunt, fight for the Queen's cunt, fight for the Queen's country!

I am sure we all appreciate the effort of Bob Coltman in contributing a few extra verses - may that tradition continue to enrich our cultural heritage!