The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4201199
Posted By: gillymor
18-Apr-24 - 11:21 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
That's great, Don but just for a change of pace how about sharing a joke.

A (Grateful) deadhead was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie sparks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"