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GUEST,zach Military Jodies? (142* d) RE: Military Jodies? the beer song (AF version) 21 Aug 07


This is the AF Combat Controller Version.


(INTRO)

Got drunk last night,
Got drunk the night before,
Now I'm gona drink like I've never drunk before,
cuz when I drink I'm as happy as can be,
cuz we're all part of the drinking family

OH.. the drinking family is the best family,
We all came over from old Germany,
You got your highland drunks,
you got your lowland drunks,
you got your Amsterdam drunks,
and your other-damn drunks

(CHORUS)
*********************************************************************
Singin Glorious,
Victorious,
One Keg a beer for the four of us,
Singin Glory be to god that there are no more of us,
cuz one of us could drink it all alone,
DAMN NEAR,
PASS THE BEER,
TO THE REAR,
of the squaaaadron!

*********************************************************************

(VERSE 1)

There are no controllers in the Army *In the Army*,
There are no controllers in the Army *In the Army*,
cuz there all a bunch a queers sanitation engineers,
there are no controllers in the Army *In the Army*

(CHORUS)***************

(VERSE 2)

There are no controllers in the navy *In the Navy*,
There are no controllers in the navy *In the Navy*,
cuz there all on ships and boats makin love to sheeps n' goats,
there are no controllers in the Navy *In the Navy*

(CHORUS)***************

(VERSE 3)

There are no controllers in the Corp *In the Corp*,
There are no controllers in the Corp *In the Corp*,
cuz there going shore to shore makin housewives outa whores,
there are no controllers in the Corp *In the Corp*,

(CHORUS)***************

(VERSE 4)

There are no controllers in the Coast Guard *In the Coast Guard*,
There are no controllers in the Coast Guard *In the Coast Guard*,
cuz there all a bunch of fags smokin marajuana bags,
there are no controllers in the Coast Guard *In the Coast Guard*

(CHORUS)***************

(VERSE 5)

All the controllers are in the Air Force *In the Air Force*,
All the controllers are in the Air Force *In the Air Force*,
cus all the ladies say..... a controllers a great lay
all the controllers are in the Air Force *In the Air Force*

(CHORUS)***************

The End, hope you like it, Please don't get ruffled about the interservice picking it's all in good fun from the hard guys of the CHAIR FORCE :)


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