Congress has now officially passed a bill banning Teribus from posting in the United States. The bill brought before Congress by presidential hopeful Senator Hilary Clinton states that posts by Teribus are a planets distance away from fact or reality.

Teribus, also known as Walter Mitty, has been posting on every thread from politics, work stress, man-problems, depression, menstrual pains and any other military thread for years now. The Senator admittedly confessed to reading Teribus's rumors, adding is this the male equivalent of Monica Lewinsky?


What she found is the basis for the new legislative law. Teibus's posts contained very little truth or fact. These little morsels he chucks in daily are increasing the daily Valium intake of other members significantly.

This reporter consulted the on-staff comment reading expert known as "Kings Own" who informed me that Catters have know this for years, but never spoke up. In fact the first time that Teribus posted, he insulted everyone on that thread !

In closing, the Senators plan of action is to de-crease the amount of posts this modern day Audie Murphy writes on political or military issues.