The Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles version I recall is like this: Home presents a dismal picture Dark and dismal as the tomb Father's got an anal stricture Auntie's got a fallen womb Brother Joe, through masturbation Never laughs and rarely smiles He spends all his leisure hours Cracking ice for father's piles But we are not broken-hearted No, no, not a bit of it Brother Joe's just been and farted Father's ha-ad a lovely sh_t. To save my life, I can't remember where I got that version. Dave Oesterreich
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