This is an oldie...... A flea was living in Omar Sharifs moustache. One day it phoned the head flea complaining of too much rich food and drink. The head flea suggested it moved to Raquel Welchs' pubic hair which it happily did. The following morning it again phoned the head flea to say 'I don't know how his has happened, but I am back in Omar Sharifs' moustache'
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