Joe, NightWing, & LFF -- minor corrections to the above to my ear, bolded below. I agree with your line on cholesterol, Freddy: Eat no meat, Eat no meat, Eat no meat at all. Tofu treat and bulgur wheat, Heed the vegan call. If 'tween your lips some meat should pass Any meal or snack Cholesterol and fat you'll amass And have a heart attack No fast food joints we'll e'er enjoy Barbecue no more Serve legumes, grains, and beans of soy; Or we'll boycott your store Eat no meat, Eat no meat, Eat no meat at all. Tofu treat and bulgur wheat, Heed the Vegan call, ooooh... [spoken by a bass] Ask not for whom the dinner bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
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