How does every good fighter pilot song start? Da-da-da-ta-da TITS! Speaking of tits, every fighter pilot songfest has to start with this one song that shows the endearment we have for our spouses, significant others or just hangers-onners around the bar. I love my wife Yes I do, Yes I do I love her truly I love the hole that she pisses through That she pisses through I love her ruby red lips And her lilly white tits And the hair around her asshole I'd eat her SHIT Gobble gobble, chomp chomp with a rusty spoon with a rusty spoon And there was granny swinging on the outhouse door -- Without her nightie, Yelling, "Boys, more! More! More!". Track #2, "I Love My wife" on 2003, A Night at the Bar with the Boys. It was recorded by Sneedo, G, and Tommy T, aka T-Bone, aka Face (a trio of US Air Force Warthog pilots) in St. Thomas Church, Glenhoola, Scotland in 1989 and originally issued on cassette.
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