MAC:

A clarrification of Azzi - there are a fair number of Jodies here.
In the upper intro to this area there are many blue colored links which when clicked on, will lead you to similar discusstions on the topic....it is worth following them through.

You might also look at the POEM section (BOTTOM - left side)from the Miami Police Dept.
http://207.234.170.190/mpd-fr.htm

In civilian populations you must be CRITICALLY AWARE of how you are perceived by the public = Be Carefeul.....of things like "your pants are loose, your boots are tight, your balls are swingin' from left to right." and much worse.... we a co-ed society now.

The following is from "Unconsidered Trifles"
http://unconsideredtrifles.blogspot.com/2005/03/and-show-me-to-shouting-varletry.html

"Road guards in and road guards out,
Road guards runnin' all about.
If I had a low IQ,
I could be a road guard too.
If I had one lower than that,
I would wear a gunny's hat.
Road guards, road guards, don't be blue,
_______ can be road guards too."

From Utah State "Hard News Cafe"
http://newscafe.ansci.usu.edu/archive/NOV2004/112304_rotcwomen.html

Hey, Hey we're gonna RUN
(Hey, Hey we're gonna RUN)
Run all day 'til the runnin's DONE
(Run all day 'til the runnin's DONE)

Runnin' THERE, Runnin' HERE
(Runnin' THERE, Runnin' HERE)
Runnin' FAR, Runnin' NEAR
(Runnin' FAR, Runnin' NEAR)
When we get just a little bit BORED
(When we get just a little bit BORED)
Then we're gonna run some MORE
(Then we're gonna run some MORE).

Another good place to check is the University of Chicago
Cadence Calls on the left side of the history page.

http://www.uic.edu/depts/rotc/cadets/cadence/cadencehistory.htm

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Sorry, but it seems AZZI'S suggestions are lacking in testostorone and a spirit to see things through...with that common touch of sarcastic irony - that makes a good jody great.