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Thread #2915   Message #2227174
Posted By: GUEST,Decateur Blair
02-Jan-08 - 11:34 PM
Thread Name: Military Jodies?
Subject: RE: Military Jodies?
WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN:
When I get to heaven St. Peter he will say:
"How'd you put the fire out in the month of May?",
" Raise my hose up Higher and Higher...
Thats how I do it... Im a Fire Fighter "
When I go to hell, Ole Satan he will say:
"How'd you put the fire out in the month of May?"
"Raise my hose up higher and higher...
Thats how I do it, I'm a Fire Fighter."
And when I get home, my fiance' she will say:
"How'd you please me all night long in the month of May?"
"Raise my hose up Higher and higher,
Thats how I do it, Im a fire fighter!"