yo mama's got a big ass dick
(ding dong)-platoon
i seen it when she takin a shit
(ding dong)
she slapped it on the side of the bowl
(ding dong)
water splashed out of the hole
(ding dong)
that water got on my shoes
(ding dong)
i told her these were fuckin new
(ding dong)
she wiped them with the paper she had
(ding dong)
guess what?yo mama is really a man