I was trying to come up with an even less modest proposal involving the dispatch of corrupt politicians (and government advisors) in the least expensive and most globally beneficial way.

Ha! Says I! No one wants to cook and eat politicians. But they could become an integral and very important part of the food chain.

I mean who doesn't associate politicians with horseshit? They must be very rich in valuable nutrients.

So thinking I was onto something good, I Googled politicians and fertilizer and came up with this.

Political Graveyard

*Note the other categories/industry from which politicians hail.

Wonder how John Deere would feel about a quick trip through a chipper shredder and being spread by one of his own nutrient applicators? I am sure Mr. Deere was a fine upstanding member of the community and while profitting from his clever inventions (and possibly foreclosing on farm loans held by his bank) he was a credit to his position as mayor. I am only using him as a weak example for the purposes of the exercise I am about to impart.

Please submit any ideas which take out a named slime ball (bank managers and Bill Gates entries are fair game). Your proposal must also include at least one benefit to Earth, nature and/or humankind.

Thank you for playing.