I'm an ex British Marine, so in the interests of our American friends not trying to hunt me down and render my children b*st*rds, here's a nice friendly one of ours I remember when we were having a bit of a sing off some of your USMC fellas a while back.

PS - We did drink you under the bloody table by the way. I'm not starting a fight I'm stating a fact. ;)

We're Brit Marines so we don't sing,
We kill, we shout, we do our thing.
But we heard your boys, soundin fine,
We thought we'd give you a couple more lines.
The lads of the core they cannot drink,
A couple of pints and they start to shrink.
Throw in a chaser, maybe four,
Those USMC lads sing no more.
We're Brit Marines so we don't sing,
But the Yanks just learned we love our drink!

Jen