The money in the Coast Guard they say is mighty fine
They pay you $50.00 and take back $49
I dont want no more of Coast Guard life
Oh how I want to go home.

They shoes that they gave us they said were mighty fine
You ask for number 7 they give you number 9

Oh I dont......

The donuts that they fed us they said were mighty fine
Mine rolled off the table and killed a pal of mine

Oh...etc.

The chicken that they fed us they said was mighty fine
Mine jumped off the table and started marking time

Silly crap.

The good one are just too raunchy for posting here.